Old figures of speech
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Master-Beta

Auburn, IN

#1 Dec 4, 2008
Anybody got any good ones?
Here's some my dad used to say:

You ain't got no more sense than a big-ass bird.

Runnin 'round like a wild Indian!

Crazy as a june-bug!
Wandering

Hurricane, WV

#2 Dec 4, 2008
Crazy ass Youngin!

Go play in traffic!

You dont know whether to scratch your watch or wind your ass!

Git down outta that tree!

You were born out of a set of tripplets and had to nurse off yer Daddy!

Where ya atttt???

What are ya stupid?

I am gonna hit ya so fast and so many times you will think you are surrounded!

alittlerusty

Since: Sep 08

Jackson, KY

#3 Dec 4, 2008
Wandering wrote:
Crazy ass Youngin!
Go play in traffic!
You dont know whether to scratch your watch or wind your ass!
Git down outta that tree!
You were born out of a set of tripplets and had to nurse off yer Daddy!
Where ya atttt???
What are ya stupid?
I am gonna hit ya so fast and so many times you will think you are surrounded!
Hey Wandering.were getting blasted on the skinny womans fat question.just thought you would want to know.
cowgirl

Zoe, KY

#4 Dec 4, 2008
Makes My a$$ crave buttermilk.
Take a long walk off a short peer.
She came within A Gnats a$$ of being ugly or stupid.
Old biscuit a$$.
Loose as a goose.
Doesn't have the sense God gave a goose
A least Chicken has enough sense to get out of rain.
Ugly as sin.
Go play tag on busy highway.
Ugly as a mud rail fence.
Wandering

Hurricane, WV

#5 Dec 4, 2008
Makes my ass draw up and ask for a drank of water!
Ole CabbageHead
Well Jack me off with a hand full of creek water!
Well f@ck me a running!
Take Off!!
Dont Piss Down My Back and tell me it's raining!
Hotter than a two dick billy goat!
Busier than a one-legged man in a ass-kicking contest!
Shakin like a dog trying to shit a peach seed!
Shakin like a dog shittin razor-blades
So cross-eyed you could stand at the corner and lok down both streets
If brains was gasoline he couldn't prime a piss ants motorcycle enough to ride one lap around a Cheerio!
Fell out of a ugly tree and hit every limb on the way down.

alittlerusty

Since: Sep 08

Zoe, KY

#6 Dec 4, 2008
hit you so hard i'll knock you out of your shoes and you want have to untie the strings

flopping around like a chicken with its head cut off

Piss on the fire and call the dogs

eat sh#t and run rabbits

Just funing ya

there will be days like that.

put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards

you invented ugly

wish in one hand and s&it in the other,see which one gets full first.

cry me a river.

dogs are as smart as their masters.

your more agravating than a dose of the clap
Wandering

Hurricane, WV

#7 Dec 4, 2008
If brains was birdshit you couldnt fill your cage!

If brains was dynamite he couldn't blow his nose!
Master-Beta

Auburn, IN

#8 Dec 5, 2008
Makes you wanna fight your grandma

"Want" in one hand and sh!t in the other and see which hand gets full quicker

Harder than a wedding d!ck

Colder than a whtche's t!tty

Colder than a wedge

alittlerusty

Since: Sep 08

Irvine, KY

#9 Dec 5, 2008
1.you would crawl on your hands and knees and hit your mom before you would hit me.

2.use to walk 4 miles in the snow barefooted.

3.i'll cut the as& off of you with a limb.

4.I'll slap the face and eyes off you.

5.egg suckin dog.

6.fine as hair on a frogs back.

7.don't split hairs with me.

8.numb nut.

9.your so bright your daddy calls you son.

10.don't sit there like a not on a log,do as i told you.
mudslut

Lorton, VA

#10 Dec 7, 2008
The early bird may get the worm....But the 2nd mouse gets the cheese in the trap....

Marriage is a 3 ring circus....An engagement ring, a wedding ring & suffering....
mudslut

Lorton, VA

#11 Dec 7, 2008
It doesn't matter where you go in life....It's who you have beside you....
MARIE LEVEAU

Lorton, VA

#12 Dec 7, 2008
The good that you do will live long after you're gone.....................
SWAMP WITCH

Lorton, VA

#13 Dec 8, 2008
Red sky at night is a sailor's delight.......
Red sky in the morning is a sailor's warning.......
Master-Beta

Auburn, IN

#14 Dec 8, 2008
Madder than a hornet
Tougher than a pine knot
Dumber than a coal bucket
Higher than a Chinese kite
Colder than a well digger's a$$
Funny Memories

AOL

#15 Dec 8, 2008
My Daddy used to say " If his brains were gun powder, He wouldn't have enough to blow off a gnats a$$". Boy, I sure do miss him. Merry Christmas Everyone
SWAMP WITCH

Lorton, VA

#16 Dec 8, 2008
If you dream of weather out of season.......
There will be trouble without reason.......
SWAMP WITCH

Lorton, VA

#17 Dec 8, 2008
Funny Memories wrote:
My Daddy used to say " If his brains were gun powder, He wouldn't have enough to blow off a gnats a$$". Boy, I sure do miss him. Merry Christmas Everyone
I miss my Dad too.......Merry Christmas to you also.......
Master-Beta

Auburn, IN

#19 Dec 9, 2008
Funny Memories wrote:
My Daddy used to say " If his brains were gun powder, He wouldn't have enough to blow off a gnats a$$". Boy, I sure do miss him. Merry Christmas Everyone
LOL! We must be brothers!
That sounds like just like my dad, I miss him as well!
Funny Memories

AOL

#20 Dec 9, 2008
Master-Beta wrote:
<quoted text>LOL! We must be brothers!
That sounds like just like my dad, I miss him as well!
We would have to be brother/sister, LOL. Another thing I heard my Daddy say only about 2 people was "I wouldn't trust him in a $hithouse with a muzzle on" I will never forget that and I have always been leery of those 2 people!
Master-Beta

Auburn, IN

#21 Dec 9, 2008
LOL! What about "Like a fart in a whirl-wind!"

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