Oh man, that's great! And it is SOOO in keeping with the way the LDS works in the first place. Hide the bits you don't want to look at, focus on the stuff you do want to look at, and pretend it is something that it clearly is not!<quoted text>
The JWs are so scared of Smurfs and mgic that they made a cartoon for kids and it's about Sparlock, the warrior wizard. The mom makes the kid throw it away. Its hard to find online anymore but worth watching if you do?
Have you heard anything about bubbling? I understand the no porn policy, the JWs had a strict no policy as well. Some Mormons have found away to make a girl wearing clothes look naked even tho they aren't. It works even tho you actually see less of them but they seem naked. I guess its not considered porn but it is funny. Here's a link if anyone is interested.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Joseph Smith and his Amazing Hat Trick. For 10% of everything you earn we will teach it to you.