Why do women fart during sex?
DrRuth

United States

#22 Nov 17, 2009
Come on tell me all of you aren't really this clueless?? It is called a queve, it is not a fart and it has nothing to do with the sex being good! It is usually the result of changing positions a lot! When you change positions air enters the vagina resulting in the queve. All women do it at some time or another so get used to it!
Lady

Mount Sterling, KY

#23 Nov 17, 2009
DrRuth wrote:
Come on tell me all of you aren't really this clueless?? It is called a queve, it is not a fart and it has nothing to do with the sex being good! It is usually the result of changing positions a lot! When you change positions air enters the vagina resulting in the queve. All women do it at some time or another so get used to it!
There is a huge difference between air getting in the vagina during sex and it being released during the action,and actual gas from the anus.I would think this guy would know the difference if he has ANY experience at all with women. A queef doesnt smell like gas passing,either.Most men could feel the air escaping from the vagina and are so caught up in the act that they couldnt care less and keep right on going.When gas escapes from the anus,it smells horrendous,and it sometimes can stop a horse in it's tracks,so ofcourse a man is going to be turned off.Any woman would be turned off if a man let gas on her during the act.
Beaver

Pikeville, KY

#24 Nov 17, 2009
If a woman farts during sex just stop and sit on her face and let a biggun right up her nose. She won't fart on you again. As a matter of fact she won't have sex with her either.

hmmm... It just hit me. Maybe that's why I am divorced.
Trevor

Ireland

#25 Feb 1, 2010
Fanny farts are natural and most men think it is O.K. so just relax and enjoy. Women don't normally do anal farts unless you are doing anal sex then you must expect some. I personaly don't mind fanny or anal farts it is all natural and normal and if you really love the woman you will be so intimate with her that you won't mind what happens in bed or anywhere else .

“IT'S ME, HERMAN!”

Since: Nov 09

NOT SHAWSHANK...anymore

#26 Feb 1, 2010
Text message received from Sony-Kenmore-Digital Thesaurus: Time Stamp: 7:42AM
MORNIN PEEPS & PEEPETTES! IT'S ME, HERMAN!
I just couldn't help myself:
It been a long time since
I "BEEN" wif a GIRLIE
Years before CRAZY SYBILS
even gots her SHIRLEY.
Can divorce be granted early?

I's had a vivid dream
last night..dat was disturbin
I foughts I was wif a woman
I called her MISS HERMAN
I shouldn't drinks da BOURBON!

In my dream, MISS HERMAN seems
da be my perfect mate
Til we starts da get on da kinky,
but den it just too LATE.
I shouldn't had a V8!

It be all good til we start
makin da passionate LUV
Dat when her HINNEY start
quackin like a DUCK.
I fink, "JUST MY LUCK!"

When we start gettin it on
in a steady motion,
day a fird party join in
and start up a commotion.
I even use lotion!

At first it be okay, in fact
it tickles my "boys"
But it get hard da concentrate
wif da background noise.
It frightened da toys!

I try da tells myself,
"Dem just ass raspberries."
Den one start singin
like dat WHITE man, BARRY.
A lil funny, but not very!

“IT'S ME, HERMAN!”

Since: Nov 09

NOT SHAWSHANK...anymore

#27 Feb 1, 2010
Text message received from Sony-Kenmore-Digital Thesaurus: Time Stamp: 7:46AM
HERE BE PART 2! IT'S ME, HERMAN!

When her gettin dat into it
at least I know her tryin
I fink I can handles it
if I can keep from dyin.
I swears I not lyin!

I even gives her da GAS-X
to try da defuse it
But her apple-bottom keep up
it rectal-eckin music.
Where da RENUZIT?

I says, "Womans, I know
dat ya got da pass da air,
But can't ya try da refrain
when my head down dere?"
Dis shits ain't fair!

I says, "It really hard da
fink of any fang pleasin."
Her giggles and says,
"It's 69 fo a reason."
Is dis PSYCHO season?

Den her get excited
and start talkin da smack,
"STAB IT, KILL IT!" her scream,
talkin bout her cat.
I don't rolls like dat!

I tells her it ova,
her just too nuts fo me.
Den her start da turn
all WHITE HOLLLAR GIRL CRAZY!
How can I functions NORMALLY?

Her start runnin round me
singin da "SMOOTH CRIMINAL"
Afta what I seens wif SYBIL
da fear actually minimal.
Da message be subliminal.

I gots da get dis woman
outta my house and fast
It hard da fink clearly
afta I's been gassed.
Dat when da clock blast!

Da alarm wokes me up from
my noxious dream state
I's sweatin and shakin
from visions of my date.
I hopes dat not my fate!

I starts da pray and cry
to da good LORD ABOVE
"OH LORDY OF ALL MEN
DAT INSANE WOMENS LUV!
And innocent ducks..

HERMAN NEED YOU HELP LORD
AND I'S NEED PROTECTION TOO!
CAUSE EVER CRAZY BE-OTCH
SEEM DA STICKS DA ME LIKE GLUE!"
Ya'all knows it true!

I's finally calms down
and try da starts my day
But day be a smell in my room
dat just won't goes away.
Kinda like SOUFFLE!

I hears somfin scratchin
up under neif my bed
And slowly I looks under
while guardin my head.
I expects somfin dead!

And under dere I finds
a scared lil skunk
He be da cause of dat
nasty odor funk.
He stuck under da bunk!

I wraps him in a towel
kinda like a turban
Den I sees he name tag
it says he MISS HERMAN!
OH LORD I NEED SERMON!
Advice 4 U

Virgie, KY

#28 Feb 7, 2010
If they toot it means they are really not into you. Why else would they not hold in that gas? Pew!
Kinky Sweet Babes

Mcleansboro, IL

#29 Feb 15, 2010
Ok here is the truth. I have personally farted on a guy during sex. BUT I was really sick and he wanted it anyway. When it happened he was grossed out and I was really embarrassed. I tried blaming it on the dog. But it vibrated his balls so he knew. He teased me about it forever and now it is something we joke about. We have been together for 6 years so I guess it didnt disgust him to bad
nasty

Elkhorn City, KY

#30 Feb 16, 2010
stupid wrote:
i am a lady and i have never tooted on anyone....lol. i guess bud you must be fooling with some skanky women there. i dont blame you it would be a turn off for me too. not all women are that disrespectful and gross. you have been just fooling with the wrong type, try a lady a real lady for a change. my boyfriend well satisfys me i just aint wore out like some women and i dont need a john holmes to satisfy me and to keep air from going in....lol. it aint what a man has it is how he can use it that counts.
i guess you will have to tell them skanks to take beano before sex...lmao
I have to agree with you! I have never ever tooted while having sex. I KNOW what a turn off that would be. If my man did that I would just have to tell him to get up and QUIT!! lol. I think that is disgusting no matter what your doing. I just think that it is disrespectful and nasty. I know everyone has to do it but everyone doesn't have to do it in front of people.
old dude

Virgie, KY

#31 Feb 16, 2010
I got to give credit to OMG.Any guy that would get sh!t on during the act,then get up and wash off and go right back to it is a man for sure.Personally I love queefs;when that thing gets going and kind of hollows out and tightens up at the entrance and starts talking to me I know she's really into it.
my opinion

Jackson, KY

#32 Feb 16, 2010
Why do men fart more than women?


Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure..
Molly

Pikeville, KY

#33 Mar 5, 2010
ChrisJohnston wrote:
why do women fart during sex??? its so gross! It ruins and kills the mood for me. wish i could just laff it off but cant. its a downer when she just poofs like that.
What do you mean? Farting out of her a** or her p***y?
Guest

Blytheville, AR

#34 Mar 20, 2010
I accidentally let out a small fart during sex with my man. It was an accident. It was short and didn't smell. I was told by my doctor that it is normal to do so when a woman is climaxing, all of the muscles down there relax. Also, the man constantly putting pressure on a woman's insides is going to push air around somewhere, either the vagina or the rectum. It is a NORMAL body process. For the men that stated that they would hit the woman upside the head for doing so, why don't you be ignorant somewhere else. My man didn't stop the sex and he didn't seem to mind. I could see where it would turn someone off, especially if it stunk, but it is normal. No big deal!!!!
lmao

Georgetown, KY

#35 Mar 20, 2010
Beaver wrote:
If a woman farts during sex just stop and sit on her face and let a biggun right up her nose. She won't fart on you again. As a matter of fact she won't have sex with her either.
hmmm... It just hit me. Maybe that's why I am divorced.
no. actually the reason why you are divorced is because she was banging me!
lmao

Georgetown, KY

#36 Mar 20, 2010
Guest wrote:
I accidentally let out a small fart during sex with my man. It was an accident. It was short and didn't smell. I was told by my doctor that it is normal to do so when a woman is climaxing, all of the muscles down there relax. Also, the man constantly putting pressure on a woman's insides is going to push air around somewhere, either the vagina or the rectum. It is a NORMAL body process. For the men that stated that they would hit the woman upside the head for doing so, why don't you be ignorant somewhere else. My man didn't stop the sex and he didn't seem to mind. I could see where it would turn someone off, especially if it stunk, but it is normal. No big deal!!!!
ok. first? no such word as stunk. secound? he should have donkey punched you in the back of the neck. that way you could have burped instead.
Rough Divide

Pikeville, KY

#37 Mar 22, 2010
Why do some men fart when they do sit ups? I noticed the comment above said that farting falls into the same category as picking your teeth in public, or your nose, or scratching your behind. I disagree. Picking your teeth and nose or scratching your rear can all be helped. You shouldn't do that and you have control over it not to. Farting however is natural and you can't really help it when your body wants to let off some gas. A person can try to hold it in but sometimes it just can't be helped. Farting during sex is a real turn off though.
lmfao

Ocala, FL

#39 Apr 25, 2010
stupid wrote:
i am a lady and i have never tooted on anyone....lol. i guess bud you must be fooling with some skanky women there. i dont blame you it would be a turn off for me too. not all women are that disrespectful and gross. you have been just fooling with the wrong type, try a lady a real lady for a change. my boyfriend well satisfys me i just aint wore out like some women and i dont need a john holmes to satisfy me and to keep air from going in....lol. it aint what a man has it is how he can use it that counts.
i guess you will have to tell them skanks to take beano before sex...lmao
i dont think it's a manner issue.... try holding ur fart n see if u can lol
800 pound gorilla

Pikeville, KY

#40 Apr 25, 2010
Maybe you"re doing her some good.So damn many sissy men.let ladies toot its ok

“Packin a Club & He's no Caddy”

Since: Mar 10

Location hidden

#41 Apr 25, 2010
omg wrote:
well illtell you i dont mind the air or a fart but i have been shit all over and that pisses me off you have to wash and then go agint i dont like to stop i like it it fast
Nice!

“Packin a Club & He's no Caddy”

Since: Mar 10

Location hidden

#42 Apr 25, 2010
Wow…I can not believe that so many people are having this much difficulty with this. Hey, this same question was asked on my Rate my Rack thread, and I gave my professional opinion about this flatulence question. Go check it out; I believe it might clear this up for some of you.

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