Unorthodox farting techniques

Unorthodox farting techniques

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Rick Tackett

Lebanon, VA

#1 Jun 25, 2009
I was just wondering if any of you all have any unorthodox farting styles. I have a buddy who holds his hand over his butt and makes the farts come out at different pitches.
whistlepigg

Anderson, SC

#2 Jun 25, 2009
u can putt your finger in your butthole while u fart to make a whistle
smokin hot

United States

#3 Jun 25, 2009
MEN you guy's are alllllll about farts..my son is the worlds best at it ..glad he is out of the house... so he can fart on his wife...lol
Rick Tackett

Lebanon, VA

#4 Jun 25, 2009
Whistlepigg is that how you get your name?
wet one

Columbus, OH

#5 Jun 25, 2009
sit on the side of the bathtub naked while wet and see how that sounds!!!
smokin hot

United States

#6 Jun 25, 2009
Honestly is that how you guys intertain yourselves?? I can think of better stuff to do.. Besides ladies are discrete in their farting... even if they do....lol
wet one

Columbus, OH

#7 Jun 25, 2009
smokin hot wrote:
Honestly is that how you guys intertain yourselves?? I can think of better stuff to do.. Besides ladies are discrete in their farting... even if they do....lol
It's an inexpensive entertainment tactic and it keeps the a**h**** entertained hahaha!!!!
Windy

Winchester, KY

#8 Jun 25, 2009
If you have eat a lot of vegtables you will produce a lot of methane gas. Fart over a candle and watch the flame thrower effect. On second thought the people on this thread really should not be playing with matches.....lol
wet one

Columbus, OH

#9 Jun 25, 2009
Has anyone ever sharted???
smokin hot

United States

#10 Jun 25, 2009
You guy's are soooo funny.....
woo doggy

Georgetown, KY

#11 Jun 25, 2009
chicks fart just as much as men do! dont even play that!! they can rip some killer ones
MissPharts

Tomahawk, KY

#12 Jun 25, 2009
smokin hot wrote:
Honestly is that how you guys intertain yourselves?? I can think of better stuff to do.. Besides ladies are discrete in their farting... even if they do....lol
Ladies are discrete? I look forward to having farts big enough to blow the damn sheets off the bed. I usually wait til my man is in the bed before I start crackin' em off.

Any ladies ever farted ON your man? It's funny isn't it?
meeeeeeeeee

Anderson, SC

#13 Jun 25, 2009
u do know ladies that 3 poots make a fart
whistlepigg

Anderson, SC

#14 Jun 25, 2009
if a girl ever farts on me i am going to give them the nastiest DUTCH OVEN they have ever experienced in their life.
Rick Tackett

Waynesboro, VA

#15 Jun 25, 2009
I had had A chick on top of me drunk. As was I. That farted. We were both facing each other so the shock from the blast actually ran down my sack. It felt kinda good.

My Most odd fart trick is to fart on a mirror and watch it fog up.
Pig Benis

Ransom, KY

#16 Jun 25, 2009
whistlepigg wrote:
if a girl ever farts on me i am going to give them the nastiest DUTCH OVEN they have ever experienced in their life.
Dutch Oven: The act of throwing out a vicious, obnoxious fart in bed and then holding the head of a loved one underneath the sheets, either until they pass out or better still vomit.
Example: I knew that I had left a skiddie in my pants as I curved out a stinkfart. I then asked my wife to check under the covers to see whether there was a spider. She was immediately overcome by the repugnant gas that was down there and try as she might, she couldn't fight as my hands held her head in place. When she came up eventually, she remarked that she felt nauseous and that I had indeed shit my pants in the process. Nice!
I Pop Popcorn

Williamsburg, KY

#17 Jun 26, 2009
I myself love to pop popcorn ok...fart....and I am a woman. I like motorcycle farts...When you feel a big fart coming on...let some gas out...hold your but cheeks tight and do it again until your belly feels better!
wet one

Columbus, OH

#18 Jun 26, 2009
how about the duster.....put baby powder down your but crack and fart...such a lovely dusting...lol
Windy

Winchester, KY

#19 Jun 26, 2009
Eat beans, chili is best with pickled eggs sour kraut and beer. Go to cinima 10 and sit in a middle row, take bets on how many you can run out of the theater. The loser has to buy the beer the next time.

Same deal only this time go to WalMart and cut one in an isle and scurry over to the next to see the reaction of the people who run into the fart cloud!
wet one

Columbus, OH

#20 Jun 26, 2009
i did it on an elevator on vacation--then i felt bad when a little old woman with oxygen got on next....lol...no flames but i bet she had to refill the tank

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