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Itchy butt

Winchester, KY

#1 Mar 29, 2011
I dont know what is the matter folks! For two weeks str8 now my butt has itched me to death! I have been washing it the best as I can in the creek since I lost my SSI check. I dont have money to buy a cake of soap. I have no idea why it would itch so bad just because I dont have a cake of soap. After I wash it in the cold water. I take the towel between my legs and dry it really good. I dry so good that my balls are raw. Does anyone have any home remedies I can try so my butt will stop itching? No, I cant afford electricity either. If you are wondering how I am on topix. I have to use public access. I sure hope I get my check back soon. Well I gotta go folks. My butt is itching so bad that I am gonna have to drag it over the grass.
Itchy butt

Winchester, KY

#2 Mar 30, 2011
doesnt anyone care that my butt itches? I need help here!
butt doctor

Harold, KY

#4 Mar 30, 2011
If i were you i would try a wire brush and a little clorox. Scrub it real good then soak it down with the clorox.
Bitter Beer Face

Pikeville, KY

#5 Mar 30, 2011
Put a little lamp oil on it . You mite want to stay away from open flame !
Stan and Kyle

Corryton, TN

#6 Mar 30, 2011
Itchy butt wrote:
I dont know what is the matter folks! For two weeks str8 now my butt has itched me to death! I have been washing it the best as I can in the creek since I lost my SSI check. I dont have money to buy a cake of soap. I have no idea why it would itch so bad just because I dont have a cake of soap. After I wash it in the cold water. I take the towel between my legs and dry it really good. I dry so good that my balls are raw. Does anyone have any home remedies I can try so my butt will stop itching? No, I cant afford electricity either. If you are wondering how I am on topix. I have to use public access. I sure hope I get my check back soon. Well I gotta go folks. My butt is itching so bad that I am gonna have to drag it over the grass.
It is probably a repressed Homosexual desire. Give in and the itching will go away
bad ass bitch

Manchester, KY

#7 Mar 30, 2011
Itchy butt wrote:
I dont know what is the matter folks! For two weeks str8 now my butt has itched me to death! I have been washing it the best as I can in the creek since I lost my SSI check. I dont have money to buy a cake of soap. I have no idea why it would itch so bad just because I dont have a cake of soap. After I wash it in the cold water. I take the towel between my legs and dry it really good. I dry so good that my balls are raw. Does anyone have any home remedies I can try so my butt will stop itching? No, I cant afford electricity either. If you are wondering how I am on topix. I have to use public access. I sure hope I get my check back soon. Well I gotta go folks. My butt is itching so bad that I am gonna have to drag it over the grass.
sounds like u got something stupid ass i would go to the doctor lol u mite have cribs...
butt doctor

Harold, KY

#8 Mar 30, 2011
bad ass bitch wrote:
<quoted text>sounds like u got something stupid ass i would go to the doctor lol u mite have cribs...
Those CRIBS are mean this time of year ! Lol
Diamond

Premium, KY

#9 Mar 30, 2011
Itchy butt wrote:
I dont know what is the matter folks! For two weeks str8 now my butt has itched me to death! I have been washing it the best as I can in the creek since I lost my SSI check. I dont have money to buy a cake of soap. I have no idea why it would itch so bad just because I dont have a cake of soap. After I wash it in the cold water. I take the towel between my legs and dry it really good. I dry so good that my balls are raw. Does anyone have any home remedies I can try so my butt will stop itching? No, I cant afford electricity either. If you are wondering how I am on topix. I have to use public access. I sure hope I get my check back soon. Well I gotta go folks. My butt is itching so bad that I am gonna have to drag it over the grass.
why are you on the net and why do you still have it if you lost your check you might have himroids or worms i read a book along time ago that worms could be cured by bathing in hot onions but dont know if its true if its roids just try dilling with them or use a nice lube on your crack enjoy your iching
Itchy Butt

Winchester, KY

#10 Mar 30, 2011
Ok, now dont make fun of me because I am poor. If I cant afford a cake of soap folks. How on earth am I gonna try these other remedies? I did have some baking powder that I thought would help it. Now it itches worse and when I fart I leave a white cloud! I dont think I got crabs, I havent seen anything crawling anyway. I aint been with a woman in over two years. Ok, go ahead and laugh! I cant get laid if I tried.
bad ass

Manchester, KY

#11 Mar 30, 2011
butt doctor wrote:
<quoted text>
Those CRIBS are mean this time of year ! Lol
lol they or ant they them bed bugs or two everyone i no said they got them at one time but they ant has bad as them cribs...
now i got money

Harold, KY

#12 Mar 30, 2011
Itchy Butt wrote:
Ok, now dont make fun of me because I am poor. If I cant afford a cake of soap folks. How on earth am I gonna try these other remedies? I did have some baking powder that I thought would help it. Now it itches worse and when I fart I leave a white cloud! I dont think I got crabs, I havent seen anything crawling anyway. I aint been with a woman in over two years. Ok, go ahead and laugh! I cant get laid if I tried.
this may not make it go away but it will help. see my butt got itchy once and i was broke as a car hit dog so i couldn't get me no suds.so what i did was i took my self out to the front yard and cut me a lime off one of tham rough bark tree. i cut it about one foot long and it was about one inch round, so when me butt started getting all itchy i just stuck that lime between my but checks and dug like hell it worked too. it even helped that time a got worms and butt was itchy on the inside, why i just popped that up my butt and dug like hell lol.the itches stoped too.
hmmmm

Robinson Creek, KY

#13 Mar 30, 2011
Itchy butt wrote:
doesnt anyone care that my butt itches? I need help here!
There are some really cool dudes that live up in the hills and they play a mean banjo... they care... and they also said you have a purty mouth.
Holler Infidel

Pikeville, KY

#14 Mar 30, 2011
Itchy butt next time go into the light !
Sins

Pikeville, KY

#15 Mar 30, 2011
Saw a feller on tv the other night use chap stick on his bung for itching. With no job you probably can't afford it. So find somebodies car parked and try to get a little grease from one of the wheel bearing and use it. If you can catch a ride to an auto parts store or wally world they have tubes of grease that aren't sealed. Sure you could swipe a dab on your finger and use it. But be forewarned a boy in Cookeville Tn just got 20 months for grazing a dollar and eighty six cent candy bar. An itchy bung in jail will get too much attention and might get plugged with no lube. So be careful.
Miss Manners

Winchester, KY

#16 Mar 31, 2011
Itchy butt wrote:
I dont know what is the matter folks! For two weeks str8 now my butt has itched me to death! I have been washing it the best as I can in the creek since I lost my SSI check. I dont have money to buy a cake of soap. I have no idea why it would itch so bad just because I dont have a cake of soap. After I wash it in the cold water. I take the towel between my legs and dry it really good. I dry so good that my balls are raw. Does anyone have any home remedies I can try so my butt will stop itching? No, I cant afford electricity either. If you are wondering how I am on topix. I have to use public access. I sure hope I get my check back soon. Well I gotta go folks. My butt is itching so bad that I am gonna have to drag it over the grass.
A common problem with a high cheeze diet. I see a lot of it at Hillbilly Days, tards going down the street digging in their butt. Some get on the corners of the brick buildings and grind up and down. We have to wash them down after the thing is over.
Worst case I ever say was when one old hillbilly got his Preparation H and Ben Gay mixed up! We all thought he was break dancing until he started dragging his butt over the cobble stone and howling like a Red Bone Hound!
Stan and Kyle

Corryton, TN

#17 Mar 31, 2011
I bet you have "Stinky Fingers"
best cure cheap

Topeka, KS

#18 Mar 31, 2011
Find the biggest corn cob you can. no cost and guaranteed to work, if you got the nerve to plunge it up your bungus...
Diamond

Premium, KY

#19 Mar 31, 2011
use some vinigar and water the rest is history.
Holler Rat

Winchester, KY

#20 Mar 31, 2011
Don't scratch it down at Pikeville, one of them rump rangers may perform that Hind Lick maneuver on you!
Pat Robertson

Winston Salem, NC

#22 Mar 31, 2011
Tell your lover to stop using latex condoms.You're alergic to them.

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