What ever happened to the days when kids were content to ride along reading the silly 'Burma Shave" signs that dotted the 2 lane roads, or counted the number of barn roofs painted with "SEE ROCK CITY, ATOP LOOKOUT MOUNTAIN", or counted the number of cars that were some color other than black.<quoted text>
You can always borrow my tiger for a little while, only a little while though. Bet you could teach him some good values. You really have captured the essence of life, that few people do.
Or as you got a bit older, drive along and your girl lean over and give you a smooch for every "Spi-diddle" you encouter.. cars with only one headlight.