LMAO!!!! I laughed so freaking hard!!!!! This is soooooooo true!!!!!!!!!I'm tellin ya, you're over thinking it! Go down to main about 8 or 9 PM and shake a pill bottle. About like rattling in a deer! About every 5 minutes move to another street if you don't get any results. Don't be surprised if it is not like a wild heard of buffalo on the first shake!
There would be men running to, even the straightest man would suck a dude for PILLS.