Movie Review | The Tourist: Spy thriller turns surprisingly fluffy | The Columbus Dispatch

Directed by Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck. Written by von Donnersmarck, Christopher McQuarrie and Julian Fellowes.

[Zannys Little White Dog]

I think Johnny Depp is lucky that he survived this movie with his cajones intact.

[Guy Average]

Save your money. Stay home.

[this aint art]

The woman can't act...she has night crawler worms

for lips. Johnny hasn't made a good movie or been

challenged since The Ninth Gate. The Pirate movies

he did for the money & although he looked like

John Dillinger..the movie wasn't truthful & didn't

flow well. Flash is never a substitute for talent.

Avoid this crap.

[Nic]

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2010/12/anis...

A face like a horse..Mr ed reincarnated..lol

[Nic]

Well the shit is certainly hitting the fan at rapid speed..Chelsea has a porn video-She is not 35..but 45 or older.. and People are talking how she slept her way to get the job she has At E..lol
And who is calling who A C word??
Keep talking C..keep talking...
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[John]

Critics said to stay home. The movie is slow and boring.

[Nic]

John wrote:

Critics said to stay home. The movie is slow and boring.

haaaaaaaa
You believe the critics..Everyone else will go see the movie..Couldn't be worse than bounty hunter..
haaaaaaaa

[LOL]

Saw the movie. I'd say it was watchable but not thrilling.

Chelsea isn't looking so good these days. Maybe she is older than she has admitted.

[Nic]

LOL wrote:

Saw the movie. I'd say it was watchable but not thrilling.
Chelsea isn't looking so good these days. Maybe she is older than she has admitted.

Chels is an old Slut!
Talks shit about everyone..SHe is aging and not well..As a friend to jen is speaks volumes..
OLd hoes bunched together..I dont know why they don't just get together and have some mutant babies..lol

[Open Your Eyes]

Nic wrote:

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Chels is an old Slut!
Talks shit about everyone..SHe is aging and not well..As a friend to jen is speaks volumes..
OLd hoes bunched together..I dont know why they don't just get together and have some mutant babies..lol

Didn't you just tell me to stop talking about babies?

I was talking about in-vitro and messed up kids. Can't you see, man? Have you ever seen twins who were in-vitro and who had problems? The parents try to pretend everything is normal.
What have you got to say about Julia Roberts and her brood?
And why are there so many actresses who can't get pregnant any other way except in-vitro?