Police Blotter

There are 33 comments on the The Morning Call story from Jun 26, 2009, titled Police Blotter. In it, The Morning Call reports that:

PHOENIXVILLE, Chester County Police: Man played porn soundtrack to chase children Police in Chester County say a man weary of children playing in his cul-de-sac blared a pornographic soundtrack to chase them off.

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Since: Feb 07

Middle Village, NY

#21 Jun 26, 2009
Professor Chaos wrote:
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Did you ever see "Splash"? There's a scene where Tom Hanks and John Candy while posing as Swedish Scientists go to rescue Daryll Hanna from some Swedish Scientist place where they're going to disect her or something. When the identify themselves to the guards one of the guards starts talking to them in Swedish which of course they can't understand a word of and all they do is answer "Ja, ja". Suddenly John Candy says "Hey Babe, I have a 16cm "pen is" in perfect Swedish (there's a subtitle). The guards both say "Ja, ja...." and carefully back up and let them through! As there running down the hall Candy says to Hanks "SEE, I told you watching all that foreign porn would pay off ond day!"
I gotta get that in the Netflix Queue, it's been ages since I've seen it.
BTW, could you imagine if the guy in the article here would have played a foreign porn soundtrack? The sounds of lovemaking in themselves could be interpreted as just about anything, couple that with a foreign language and I don't think he would have been facing a felony charges.
LOL, I remember that now. Thank goodness! I thought you may be watching WAY too much porn!

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Since: Feb 07

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#22 Jun 26, 2009
He should have played some church chant music or yodeling, that would drive anyone away...what was he thinking?
Batman

AOL

#23 Jun 26, 2009
Very Bad Taste in what he played, like the idea of yodeling, or chant etc...also remember the movie "When Harry met Sally" the resturant scence? Meg Ryan & Tom Hanks,(Meg verbally fakes a orgasim)

I can't see charging him with a felony, he would probally have to register as a sex offender too, and maybe he his...i would defently investigate him but if just stupid, slap his wrist with a summary disorderly conduct, not a felony!

Since: Jun 09

Lehigh Valley PA

#24 Jun 26, 2009
Batman wrote:
Very Bad Taste in what he played, like the idea of yodeling, or chant etc...also remember the movie "When Harry met Sally" the resturant scence? Meg Ryan & Tom Hanks,(Meg verbally fakes a orgasim)
I can't see charging him with a felony, he would probally have to register as a sex offender too, and maybe he his...i would defently investigate him but if just stupid, slap his wrist with a summary disorderly conduct, not a felony!
Nah, a sex offender would have lured them in, not chase them away... pretty funny tho. Kids can be really annoying, but that's all a part of life....
Professor Chaos

United States

#25 Jun 29, 2009
Kelly7 wrote:
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LOL, I remember that now. Thank goodness! I thought you may be watching WAY too much porn!
Interesting comment.
Too much porn?
Wouldn't that be like having "too much money"?
You're right, no sense in getting calluses.
(HA!)

Since: Feb 07

Middle Village, NY

#26 Jun 30, 2009
Professor Chaos wrote:
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Interesting comment.
Too much porn?
Wouldn't that be like having "too much money"?
You're right, no sense in getting calluses.
(HA!)
OMG! You're way too much, lol!
Industrial strength vasoline? I'll get you some for Christmas!
Professor Chaos

United States

#27 Jun 30, 2009
Kelly7 wrote:
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OMG! You're way too much, lol!
Industrial strength vasoline? I'll get you some for Christmas!
Porn, like drugs, is a fake good time.

Since: Feb 07

Middle Village, NY

#28 Jun 30, 2009
Professor Chaos wrote:
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Porn, like drugs, is a fake good time.
Good analogy. Never thought of drugs or porn that way, but it really is true.
Big Blue Wrecking Crew

Keyport, NJ

#29 Jul 3, 2009
How does a man in an upscale neighborhood make that bad of a decision? I’m not the authority on what it takes to get a brick thrown through your front window but if this was my neighbor we would find out. What is wrong with this clown.
Big Blue Wrecking Crew

Keyport, NJ

#30 Jul 3, 2009
What would be the difference of a porn sound track and playing hip hop music? Some of the Hip Hop music I have heard would make a porn sound track sound like a children’s novel.
Neighbor

Dallas, TX

#31 Jul 9, 2009
I live in the complex but not near this cul-de-sac. Why this guy even lives in a community that is CLEARLY full of young children and familes is his own fault. If you don't like kids, live downtown with the other 20-somethings.
rofo res

Collegeville, PA

#32 Jul 9, 2009
I thinkl it goes before a Judge today.

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#33 Jul 9, 2009
Batman wrote:
Very Bad Taste in what he played, like the idea of yodeling, or chant etc...also remember the movie "When Harry met Sally" the resturant scence? Meg Ryan & Tom Hanks,(Meg verbally fakes a orgasim)
Billy Crystal not Tom Hanks.

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