Police Blotter

There are 33 comments on the The Morning Call story from Jun 26, 2009, titled Police Blotter. In it, The Morning Call reports that:

PHOENIXVILLE, Chester County Police: Man played porn soundtrack to chase children Police in Chester County say a man weary of children playing in his cul-de-sac blared a pornographic soundtrack to chase them off.

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“Here's looking at ya!”

Since: Jul 07

Zionhill, PA

#1 Jun 26, 2009
Maybe you can play the sound track at Halloween.....LMAO!
Oh snap

Emmaus, PA

#2 Jun 26, 2009
What a friggin riot. If I was his neighbor, I'd be laughing too hard to call the police. What did they say when they called the police? Imagine that conversation. ROFLMAO He should've been give a reward for creativity.
Oh snap

Emmaus, PA

#3 Jun 26, 2009
"given"

Since: Apr 09

Bethlehem, PA

#4 Jun 26, 2009
ROFLMAO!!! I wonder how young these kids were... I'd think that if they were 9-years old or older, the porn soundtrack would ATTRACT the kids instead of scaring them! Quite the creative idea, he had! Lol!

Since: Apr 09

Bethlehem, PA

#5 Jun 26, 2009
ROFLMAO!! I wonder how young/old these kids were. I'd think that if the kids were 9-years old or older, the porn soundtrack would ATTRACT them to the area!

He definitely gets my vote for one of the most creative ways to scare kids! Lol!
Batman

AOL

#6 Jun 26, 2009
why don't we use that idea in fightin the Taliban?
BMB 1979

Nazareth, PA

#7 Jun 26, 2009
ppl need to loosen their panties up a bit!Its pretty funny!
Crickets

AOL

#8 Jun 26, 2009
LOL!

Since: Feb 07

Middle Village, NY

#9 Jun 26, 2009
I would hazard a guess that plenty of "todays" children use language that is as vulgar as what he was playing. A felony charge?!?
I like the idea of using that to fight the Taliban!
wow

Allentown, PA

#10 Jun 26, 2009
It's funny, but this guy still sounds like a doosh. I mean, he's 27, and he's that upset by the sounds of kids playing? He wasn't a kid that long ago himself! I work at home, so I know how annoying excessive noise outside can be, but I would never dream up something like this as a way of dealing with it. And porn? Sounds to me like he has some psych issues he needs to address.
Bob

Allentown, PA

#11 Jun 26, 2009
Bucked up.
Professor Chaos

United States

#12 Jun 26, 2009
Kelly7 wrote:
I would hazard a guess that plenty of "todays" children use language that is as vulgar as what he was playing. A felony charge?!?
I like the idea of using that to fight the Taliban!
It's hard to aim straight while the music is going "wow wow......bum bum BA.....wow wow......bum ba ba".

Too bad the dude didn't have the soundtrack to some Swedish porn, the neighbors would have been like "wwhhhhaaaaaaaaaa.....? "
ONE LESS WTT BCK

Stroudsburg, PA

#13 Jun 26, 2009
more more more----that 70s am hit by andrea true, a porn star prior.

whatever 70s donna summer song had her moaning from sex too.

he could have legally played them.

Since: Feb 07

Middle Village, NY

#14 Jun 26, 2009
Professor Chaos wrote:
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It's hard to aim straight while the music is going "wow wow......bum bum BA.....wow wow......bum ba ba".
Too bad the dude didn't have the soundtrack to some Swedish porn, the neighbors would have been like "wwhhhhaaaaaaaaaa.....? "
LOL! Swedish porn? That may be a little more then I wanted to know about!
Hindsight

Bethlehem, PA

#15 Jun 26, 2009
Another example of an adult incapable of maturely resolving a neighborhood conflict. Even if he was using torture tactics why did he have to go porn? He could have played some lecture series and the kids would have run in terror.
lol

Bethlehem, PA

#16 Jun 26, 2009
It isn't amusing it is DISTURBING! My children play outside my home in a complex, not in the street not destroying property or littering as the adults do when they are to lazy to empty thier cars in the dumpster a few steps away.When they call the police over children playing innocently instead of getting into trouble the police ask us to press charges on the adults for swearing at and threatning the kids.
Very creative

King Of Prussia, PA

#17 Jun 26, 2009
They guy DID try to handle it through complaining...that didn't work....so he thought of something that would.

Kudo's to him for coming up with his own solution and saving the taxpayers the cost of turning the police into babysitters.

Were I the judge in this case, I'd simply let him walk. No one was harmed physically or psychologically, except maybe some egotistical parents who should have been watching their own damned children.
city guy

Newtown Square, PA

#18 Jun 26, 2009
it was creative

Since: Apr 09

Bethlehem, PA

#19 Jun 26, 2009
Kelly7 wrote:
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LOL! Swedish porn? That may be a little more then I wanted to know about!
It DOES make one wonder about Swedish Meatballs...
Professor Chaos

United States

#20 Jun 26, 2009
Kelly7 wrote:
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LOL! Swedish porn? That may be a little more then I wanted to know about!
Did you ever see "Splash"? There's a scene where Tom Hanks and John Candy while posing as Swedish Scientists go to rescue Daryll Hanna from some Swedish Scientist place where they're going to disect her or something. When the identify themselves to the guards one of the guards starts talking to them in Swedish which of course they can't understand a word of and all they do is answer "Ja, ja". Suddenly John Candy says "Hey Babe, I have a 16cm "pen is" in perfect Swedish (there's a subtitle). The guards both say "Ja, ja...." and carefully back up and let them through! As there running down the hall Candy says to Hanks "SEE, I told you watching all that foreign porn would pay off ond day!"

I gotta get that in the Netflix Queue, it's been ages since I've seen it.

BTW, could you imagine if the guy in the article here would have played a foreign porn soundtrack? The sounds of lovemaking in themselves could be interpreted as just about anything, couple that with a foreign language and I don't think he would have been facing a felony charges.

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