any "fun" in the phoenixville area

[John]

HOLY CRAP SAM, I just realized one of the last crimes you posted that puts Phoenixville down...someone pushed an AIR CONDITIONER THROUGH A WINDOW!!!!! OH, THE INSANITY OF THAT TOWN!!!!

Sam, you are, without a doubt, the biggest moron to ever grace any type of public forum. Seriously, your IQ must range around the temperature outide right now...

I love how you put a city down with absolutely ridiculous information, you hate the town, yet you can't seem to stop talking about it. Brilliant!

[Joe]

Sam, I hope you come to our Firebird festival this Saturday. I reserved a seat just for you, inside the Phoenix. That should shed some new light on our borough and give you a great view of the town you love to hate so much. See you there. John and I will be fanning the flames, I mean waving to you. Make sure to wave back, but don't fart or you will blow our town up.