Patty's Christmas Carols
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Gingerbread Man

Lansing, MI

#1 Dec 5, 2012
Sing to the tune of "Silver Bells"

Belmore's balls
Belmore's balls
How Patty wishes she could lick them
She's rejected, because she's a pig
Jenny is Belmore's one and only love.
Pitiful Patty

Montréal, Canada

#2 Dec 5, 2012
(I'll Be Home for Christmas)

I'll be obsessed on Christmas
You can count on me
Please read my blogs
They're like my chat logs
Full of spite and jealousy
I'll be obsessed on Christmas
Making up lies and stupid schemes
I'll be obsessed on Christmas
And Desire will be in my dreams.
Mr Grinch

AOL

#4 Dec 5, 2012
(Little Drummer Boy)

Garfunkle told me, pa rum pum pum pum
There's no evidence to see, pa rum pum pum pum
All the blogs I bring, pa rum pum pum pum
Reveals not one damn thing, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Please your honor, pa rum pum pum pum
I am a poor girl too, pa rum pum pum pum
I have no proof to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
No proof of one damn thing, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Can you explan it to me, pa rum pum pum pum,
because I am dumb?

I displayed my case to him, pa rum pum pum pum
I showed my squirrel to him, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Then He nodded at me, pa rum pum pum pum
And agreed that I'm dumb.
DIPSHlT Patty Donovan

Montréal, Canada

#5 Dec 5, 2012
Oh come all ye faithful
The truthful and the honest
Oh come ye, oh come ye to see Patty lie
Come and behold her
The Psycho Loon of Greenfield
Oh come let us laugh at her
Oh come let us laugh at her
Oh come let us laugh at her
She's denied and dismissed!
Katie

AOL

#6 Dec 5, 2012
LOL Clever songs.

God rest ye merry gentleman
Let nothing you dismay
Patty won't be stalking you
When she's finally put away
Karma will be handed to her
The RO will keep her at bay..
Oh tidings of justice for Greenfield
Justice for Greenfield
Oh tidings of justice for Greenfield
Mr Grinch

AOL

#7 Dec 5, 2012
(Blue Christmas)

I'll have a blue Christmas without you;
I'll be so blue thinking about you.
Smoking Marlboro reds
and drinking warm Hennessy
Won't mean a thing if
You're not here with me

I'll have a blue Christmas, that's certain;
And when that blue heartache starts hurting,
You'll be doing all right
holding Jenny that night,
But I'll have a blue, blue Christmas.

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#9 Dec 5, 2012
Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But Patty thinks Topix is so delightful,
And since she's got no place to go,
She Will Post! She Will Post! She Will Post!


She shows no signs of stopping,
She's bought some new batteries for the night,
The lights are turned way down low,
She Will Post! She Will Post! She Will Post!

When she finally says goodnight,
She lays awake thinking of Ray all night!
All she really wants is for him to hold her tight,
so she'll be warm all through the night.

The fire is slowly dying,
The AOl crazies are all tucked in for the night,
She Will Post! She Will Post! She Will Post!
All Freaking Night Long, She Will Post!
Rudolph

Montréal, Canada

#10 Dec 5, 2012
Up on the Housetop

Up on the housetop Patty walks
Peering in windows as she stalks
Getting angry when Jenny kissed Ray
For Patty it's just another obsessed filled day

Ho ho ho, Patty is a ho
Ho ho ho, Patty is a ho oh!
Up on the housetop click, click, click
Hoping to get a photo of Desire's DlCK!

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#12 Dec 5, 2012
Damn, lol are we good or what...LMFAOOOOOOO

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#13 Dec 5, 2012
Secret x SquirreI wrote:
Maxi.... hilarious! Good job LOL
lmao Thanks :)
Heather

AOL

#14 Dec 5, 2012
Ohhhhhhh! Clever song writers! When foolish people do, say and behave in stupid ways on a public forum, they should expect to be parodied in song. LOL
Heather

AOL

#15 Dec 6, 2012
Joy to the world
Darci pissed Patty off
With just a few blog posts
Now Patty posts in vain
Trying to disguise her disdain
Darci rules her head
Darci own her mind
Darci pulls the strings on Patty the puppet!

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#17 Dec 6, 2012
Patty got run over by a reindeer walking home from stalking Ray & Jen. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Darci, we believe.

She'd been drinking too much egg nog, And we'd begged her to go. But she forgot & took to much medication, And she staggered out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas morning, At the scene of the attack. She had hoof prints on her forehead and Jenny's foot up her ass.

Patty got run over by a reindeer...:)
Gingerbread Man

Lansing, MI

#18 Dec 6, 2012
Sing to the tune of "Rudolph"

Patty the red faced psycho
Had a very flimsy claim
And if you ever saw it
You would agree and say the same

All of the other Donovans
Laughed at Patty and called her names
They want no part of her insanity
Of harassing and playing stalking games

Then one frosty Christmas Eve
Chief Giammarino came to say
Patty pack your sh_t right now
Your presence here is no longer allowed

Then all the Belmores chuckled
She was banished to fat phobia hell
Patty the red faced psycho
Had to go live with morbidly obese Michelle
Aaron

AOL

#20 Dec 6, 2012
Lmao you all sure had fun last night. Those are great.
darceyisanidiot

New Boston, NH

#21 Dec 6, 2012
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa yes Im printing for the judge now LOL!!!

Darcey loon, can you make sure you send four or five letters to the judge? since cullinan testified under oath she doesnt read or post on here.. so, tell us again? how do you know about a case, and an email???? LOL!!!!!!!!!! you have a history of being a dumb bitch LOL!!!!

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#22 Dec 6, 2012
LMAO...printing it for the judge..LMFAOOOOOO

Can you guys just imagine the judge sitting reading these and literally laughing his ass off...He'll be singing them in his chambers while enjoying the laugh and a vodka tonic....LOL!!!!

Patty, it's DARCI...I know that's hard for you to get through your head and if you had any sense at all you would also know her last name as well. God knows she has posted it MANY times for you...LOL talk about having a history of being a dumb bitch!!

She Will Print...She Will Print..She Will Print!!

LOL!! Go buy a sense of humor!! These parodies are awesome!!!!
darceyisanidiot

New Boston, NH

#23 Dec 6, 2012
its already printed for the judge.. he will love your surprise baldy, almost as much as me.. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aa

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#24 Dec 6, 2012
darceyisanidiot wrote:
its already printed for the judge.. he will love your surprise baldy, almost as much as me.. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aa
lmao big whiner!! and that's exactly how ANY judge will see it...boo hoo we pick on Patty because she's a fucktard..lol...btw idiot, I'm not Darci!!
DodsonTardo

Los Angeles, CA

#25 Dec 6, 2012
Maxi Patty wrote:
<quoted text>
lmao big whiner!! and that's exactly how ANY judge will see it...boo hoo we pick on Patty because she's a fucktard..lol...btw idiot, I'm not Darci!!
is that your final answer?
the Judge is going to see you wrote a letter in defense of Cullinan who already testified she doesn't read or post. how will she explain? LMFAO!! every change you've gotten you SINK cullinan ;)

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