John Lambert the SNITCH!!
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Nixa, MO

#23 Dec 19, 2012
John Lambert wrote:
Chad you run your mouth too much. I dont owe you anything and anytime you want just get ahold of me and we can work this out. I can take getting beat up can you? No need to post back chad we know where this goes from here.
I guess if that's what helps you sleep good at night then keep thinking you don't owe chad any thing, but there are a lot of people that know different! Or did you forget you borrowed a trailer ruined it and left it sitting on the side of the road...O wait that wasn't you??? bahaha!! your so good at lieing you believe your self now too!!!
Green Goblin

Ballwin, MO

#24 Dec 20, 2012
This John sounds like a loser. Oh wait he's a lieing druggie, he is, he is a loser.
LOL

Oklahoma City, OK

#26 Dec 20, 2012
hmmmm
Loser

Herrin, IL

#27 Dec 24, 2012
Is this the same John Lambert who ran a sports store in Perryville and thought he was an almighty softball god?

TripleNegative

“Byte Me — Doofus”

Since: Oct 12

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#28 Jan 2, 2013
John Lambert wrote:
You are the biggest fake. Since you owe me why dont you pay up? You are more fake than your fake leg you gimp. Do you have a match if not ive got a lighter.....Ill be your Huckleberry! But of course all you can do is pretend. You and all these other fakes around this town....tough as hell with a keyboard. I hope you choke on a vienna sausage. Sam use your real name sometime quit hiding. Quit pretending. Be real for once. You spend so much time pretending that you probably cant even remeber who you really are. Isnt it time to grow up? Call your daughter and tell her youre sorry for being such a piece. Maybe if you focused on your life and the betterment of yourself your son wouldnt punch you in the mouth. wouldnt it be nice to spend the holidays with your children? But of course they hate you just as much as the rest of society. Have a miserable life Hopalong.
Visit me. You know where I live dudette.

The only thing you left out was a racial slur, a fake SS#, and a copy of Young Boys In Prison Garb Weekly. How many issues do you get for free for submitting in pictures of yourself in an orange jumpsuit with bubba's tongue up your ass?

You're an illiterate hillbilly with delusions of adequacy. Now go back to your pretend-prison-sex with your significant-other fisting your exceptionally stretched prostate.

Yet I do enjoy pushing your buttons. You're rather easy. Tell me John Boy—have you ever had a real job that was not funded by relatives or the state? A job that paid more than minimum wage? A job?

The truth remains—you're a convicted felon on parole and running out of meth-addicts to snitch-on. Your day has arrived Judas. Enjoy the last supper. You'll need the sustenance.

I am pleased you found someone to type for you. Now if you could find someone to make dinner, and spell without wetting themselves. Got Ramen's? Howdy used the same pretense. He's in prison too.

So far I have kept your three worst secrets. Don't make me spill 'em Johnnie. I love to watch maggots squirm. Say hey to Howdy. He was a bad-ass in his own mind too. That's called karma and irony. Smile!
Meyers

Saint Peters, MO

#29 Jan 2, 2013
Chad wrote:
I'm in town
He won't visit you. He's all mouth. He has an excuse for everything except herpes, and for that, all he has is a prescription. Of course it cannot solve all of his crimes.
Meyers

Saint Peters, MO

#30 Jan 2, 2013
Grouch wrote:
If Chad wants his money he will go get it. If John doesn't owe anything, Chad will sit back and continue to run his mouth with no action.
Johnnie's always hiding behind a 4' 3" skirt. Careful.

TripleNegative

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Since: Oct 12

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#31 Jan 2, 2013
Grouch wrote:
If Chad wants his money he will go get it. If John doesn't owe anything, Chad will sit back and continue to run his mouth with no action.
I love to watch John-Boy hide behind a 4' 3" skirt. It's cute. Got laundry?

TripleNegative

“Byte Me — Doofus”

Since: Oct 12

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#32 Jan 2, 2013
Wow! Someone else knows him!
doesnt matter

Arnold, MO

#34 Jan 2, 2013
you guys r cowards. he is good at what he does
Whatever

Fairfax, VA

#35 Jan 2, 2013
Good at what he does? You mean ripping people off, thieving and just plain being a low life? He's a piece of crap. He won't go find Chad either because he's afraid of him. He knows it's the truth. If it was anybody else he would have went to his house and beat on the door. He won't do that to people who are going to beat the living crap out of him . He just runs and hides. I'd be afraid of Chad too John. When he catches you you are in for one hell of a beating. You'll see
awesome

United States

#36 Jan 3, 2013
This John Lambert is the son of the John Lambert who owns the sporting goods business and thinks he's the softball God and God about everything. Daddy's a hipocrit and thinks he knows it all! But in reality he's just a bully who cries when he doesn't get his way.
Whatever

Fairfax, VA

#37 Jan 3, 2013
awesome wrote:
This John Lambert is the son of the John Lambert who owns the sporting goods business and thinks he's the softball God and God about everything. Daddy's a hipocrit and thinks he knows it all! But in reality he's just a bully who cries when he doesn't get his way.
yes it is . The one who uses people and his mommy bails him out all the time. His dad is a failure in the sports equipment business too. Yep same one

TripleNegative

“Byte Me — Doofus”

Since: Oct 12

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#38 Jan 19, 2013
doesnt matter wrote:
you guys r cowards. he is good at what he does
He's not even the best felon in Mizzou. His day is coming.
jmc

Imperial, MO

#39 Jan 24, 2013
sounds to me that you all got alotta time on your hands....or ya got a big fat crush on john. sounds to me that you admire him or he wouldnt be on your mind so much??? ur the failure and just tryin to sound like the cool guy?? Really....the prison talk? then u better not talk to anyone in perryville because they been there or are on there way dipshit!! And meth? Fuck a dope head...johns a piece a shit and ur for the dope cooks!!! that sounds smart. AWWWW u mad at john cause his parents help him out.....your just mad cause urs cant help u fucks out wit a rolla shit paper??

TripleNegative

“Byte Me — Doofus”

Since: Oct 12

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#40 Jan 25, 2013
jmc wrote:
sounds to me that you all got alotta time on your hands....or ya got a big fat crush on john. sounds to me that you admire him or he wouldnt be on your mind so much??? ur the failure and just tryin to sound like the cool guy?? Really....the prison talk? then u better not talk to anyone in perryville because they been there or are on there way dipshit!! And meth? Fuck a dope head...johns a piece a shit and ur for the dope cooks!!! that sounds smart. AWWWW u mad at john cause his parents help him out.....your just mad cause urs cant help u fucks out wit a rolla shit paper??
Now John Boy—you can pretend to be someone who can type a complete sentence without going into insulin shock, but you cannot quite pull it off, now can you?

I never mentioned Johnnie's parents 'helping him out', and frankly, I could not give two shits as from whom 'John Boy steals this week's grocery money'. You appear to have a comprehension difficulty that cannot be solved with a GED and an injection of steroids and meth—now crawl back under your trailer, and if you're going to speak of John Boy in the third person, maybe you had better try to keep your stories remotely simple enough for you to carry on the topic without running your hand up his skirt in desperation.

Now give John Boy his reach-around, he'll give you his tiny little tip, and you can join each other in the cornfield after supper for those orgies with the cows. He hasn't had a good reach-around since he was in prison. He enjoys that sorta thing.

Regroup and return when you have more of an idea of what you're trying to say, little man. That could take you a couple of decades. Keep hiding. It's cute.

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