Brooke Tollison
Really

Saint Louis, MO

#25 Jun 12, 2010
You havent yet? just about everyone else has
Hmmm

Chicago, IL

#26 Jun 13, 2010
I wish i was that lucky
wtf

Tulsa, OK

#27 Jan 4, 2013
People. Put your name out their we wild love too tall about u make it fun u ding people
yep
#28 Feb 22, 2013
her titz hang to her knees haha. Has anyone else noticed how much weight she has gained

TripleNegative

“Byte Me — Doofus”

Since: Oct 12

Here.

#29 Feb 23, 2013
Jocelyn wrote:
Correction. Drew that was an hour before lol.
Are you Drew or Jocelyn? Bipolar or schizo? Brothers often lie when they get dumped. Are you like him? That might explain everything. Get a life—this ain't one.
Hah

Lockhart, TX

#30 Feb 27, 2013
Says the person who lives on topix^
Mell

United States

#31 Feb 28, 2013
Cyber bully much?

TripleNegative

“Byte Me — Doofus”

Since: Oct 12

Here.

#32 Mar 1, 2013
Hah wrote:
Says the person who lives on topix^
Says the person who says 'says the person' on Topix. If you were not here all the damned time, then how do you know, precisely?

I see that reasoning has never been your strong suit, much like the other higher functions.

Whine less loudly. That shrill screeching sounds like a mountain lion during mating season in the Rockies. Make him wear a condom and booties, or he'll make ribbons out of your ass.

TripleNegative

“Byte Me — Doofus”

Since: Oct 12

Here.

#33 Mar 1, 2013
Mell wrote:
Cyber bully much?
Mell—they bite ankles. Otherwise, they'd be out invading homes and stealing people's cat-food money.

They're of the ilk who believe that if they shout the loudest and do it the longest, they have won an argument. I watch them each day on The Jeremy Kyle Show ranting and spitting at each other, giving false answers into a polygraph, and then lamenting the fact that they were caught having sex with their sister.

I call them 'Gorillas In the Mist'. Let 'em yell. ;)

TripleNegative

“Byte Me — Doofus”

Since: Oct 12

Here.

#34 Mar 1, 2013
What's really cool is when I can change the topic and let 'em attack me instead. I can defend myself rather well. It's a gift.
Mell

Bolivar, MO

#35 Mar 2, 2013
I can tell :)
Hah

Jackson, MO

#36 Mar 5, 2013
I'm rarely on this site, but you have 1,267 comments since October 30th last year. That averages to about 11 comments every single day for the last 4 months. I can yell the loudest and the longest, and most logically, unlike a majority of people you probably argue with on here.

You act like an expansive vocabulary makes you sound intelligent but when what you're saying doesn't pertain to a viable argument your vocabulary just make you sound like a jackass

TripleNegative

“Byte Me — Doofus”

Since: Oct 12

Here.

#37 Mar 11, 2013
Hah wrote:
I'm rarely on this site, but you have 1,267 comments since October 30th last year. That averages to about 11 comments every single day for the last 4 months. I can yell the loudest and the longest, and most logically, unlike a majority of people you probably argue with on here.
You act like an expansive vocabulary makes you sound intelligent but when what you're saying doesn't pertain to a viable argument your vocabulary just make you sound like a jackass
I find it odd that people who cannot even post a single sentence without wetting themselves and bastardizing the English language, take the time necessary to get out their calculators for such an equation—when it's rather obvious that they cannot do the math without one.

Frankly, I do not give two shits and a prairie clusterfuck as to how many times you come to Topix, post that same nonsense under fifteen different screen names, and then silently bitch about the inequities of vocabulary for illiterate hillbillies.

I post on topics I read, and I read very quickly, respond very quickly, and I can do both without a neuron transplant and a government loan for dictionary expenditures.

If you dislike what I post, then attack each thing that I post, and I will gladly take the time to rip you the new asshole required in any such endeavor. Yet, I need not come to Topix for admiration—you seem to come out of the woodwork like cockroach infestations at a county fair.

Is there anything specifically you'd like to bitch about, or are you just here to hump my leg while you expose your effeminate qualities and take a few shots at the expense of sanity and accuracy?

This might help—byte me, you douche. Vinegar?

That took me precisely 2 minutes. You see? It's really not that difficult—if you actually graduated with more than an attendance certificate from Hillbilly Valley High School (HVHS).
Hah

Jackson, MO

#38 Mar 12, 2013
Sorry to burst your bubble but I'm a college student not a graduate from "hvhs" and I see straight past your wall of three syllable words to view what appears to be an insecure middle aged woman, unsociable and gets their rocks off when people tell them they are smart. I'm sure a majority of people on here think you're just the bees knees but anyone who can actually read and understand your attempt at an intelligent post can see it is nothing more than a mindless, illogical atempt at attention and acceptance from peers you will likely never meet, and that my friend is a sad sad life to live.

TripleNegative

“Byte Me — Doofus”

Since: Oct 12

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#39 Mar 12, 2013
Hah wrote:
Sorry to burst your bubble but I'm a college student not a graduate from "hvhs" and I see straight past your wall of three syllable words to view what appears to be an insecure middle aged woman, unsociable and gets their rocks off when people tell them they are smart. I'm sure a majority of people on here think you're just the bees knees but anyone who can actually read and understand your attempt at an intelligent post can see it is nothing more than a mindless, illogical atempt at attention and acceptance from peers you will likely never meet, and that my friend is a sad sad life to live.
Have someone from your university teach you the rules of 'run-on sentences', when to use 'as or is', when to use the word 'who', how to spell 'attempt', and how to use reasoning skills in your remedial yet petulant metaphors.

How does one see 'straight past' anything? Is that view revealing in some alternate universe? How would you 'see the thing you are seeing past' to know? Do you have some form of parallax capacity in your eye function?

And then we get to the reasoning portion—you see, in your bastardized version of a metaphor, you called me a 'middle aged (SIC) woman','unsociable and (SIC) gets their rocks off'—which is in fact a mind-numbing euphemism for 'male ejaculation'. Need I explain the oxymoronic status of this quip, or is your hindsight as perfect as your incessant need to debate an issue about which you know absolutely nothing?

So tell me precisely, am I to be offended for being called a 'middle-aged woman', or for being a 'man trying to get my rocks off'? Choose one or the other—you cannot have both.

If it helps you any, I am without any doubt a male—as I have stated here many times. For someone who gets annoyed reading my '1267 posts since October', it would appear to me that your reading skills are as poor as your writing skills, yet far more impressive than your insulting skills.

As for the rest—did you really use the quip 'bees knees'? Does this mean that you're an 85 year-old college student as you profess, and as the implication would lead me to believe? Bees knees is as dated as the phrases 'far out' and 'gag me with a spoon', and it dates back to the 1950's.

Yet frankly, it doesn't matter. Whatever college you have attended, or may attend at this moment, they certainly have their work cut out for them. Nevertheless, I have faith in your abilities, as remedial and reflexive as they may well be.

You do have this need to avoid vocabulary as if it were the plague, and you seem to adhere to the premise that 'words with three syllables or more should be banned from the English language altogether'. So you cannot be 85, and truthfully, you cannot be a day over 17.

So smile! One day, with great effort and even greater expense to the taxpayers, you will be able to conjugate verbs as well as use an adequate vocabulary, all with what mediocre skills and attributes you may possess while pretending to be Nostradamus in college. Yet Nostradamus actually attended and graduated college.

Truthfully, the saddest life of all belongs to those who profess the abilities of divination, while judging the inherent sadness of another contributor's life, all from the comfort of your living-room couch while reading Topix.

That's called irony. Anything further?

TripleNegative

“Byte Me — Doofus”

Since: Oct 12

Here.

#40 Mar 12, 2013
Wow—two and one-half minutes! I ran over my allotted time limit of two minutes. Whatever shall I do? <sigh>
Hah

Jackson, MO

#41 Mar 12, 2013
Lol again no argument, just you being a troll.

TripleNegative

“Byte Me — Doofus”

Since: Oct 12

Here.

#42 Mar 13, 2013
Hah wrote:
Lol again no argument, just you being a troll.
You bitch and whine like a prepubescent boy, yet you never say anything beyond the regular 'leg-humping and ankle-biting'.

Yet you have to try so damned hard just to achieve Troll-Status. It's a bitch, ain't it?

Just smile—I have already read your responses a thousand times, and some things cannot change. With great luck and time, you should grow the hell up—yet somehow, I doubt it.

'You can lead an idiot to Topix, but you cannot make him think.'
Hah

United States

#43 Mar 14, 2013
You have yet to place an argument, still waiting. All you do is insult people. Not even clever insults at that. You're just a sad, lonely, unsociable man who can't function in a face-to-face setting. You sit on your computer bragging about how fast you can type and your expansive vocabulary, which I will admit is impressive, but when it comes down to an actual argument you can't come up with factual, logical points to argue. Just because you're intelligent doesn't mean you're knowledgeable.
hello

Florissant, MO

#44 Mar 14, 2013
At least he gets the focus off of this sweet and beautiful girl. Good job trip

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