Palin visits Iowa but still won't say if she's running | The Columbus Dispatch

Depending on who in her family is talking, Sarah Palin might finally have decided whether to run for president. Read more
My Turn

New York, NY

#1 Jun 29, 2011
She has not decided yet. Ohhh. I bet the liberals with Palin Derangement Syndrome are ready for a spit bib and a straightjacket.
LibberROTchi LOONS

Anchorage, AK

#2 Jun 29, 2011
When she declares and she will, possibly on the 4th, the sale of Jack Danials and bong pipes will skyrockets.

Lots of drug dealer blacks will go to jail like for the last 40 years all due to those lovely anti-racist libs,
Smokin Joe Obama

Wasilla, AK

#3 Jun 30, 2011
I will love it when she delcares....Oh, happpy day!!!

Libs will be sweating bullets!!!!
Whatever

Columbus, OH

#4 Jun 30, 2011
Who the heck cares? That lady has ZERO chance of winning the election. Heck, I bet she doesn't even come close to winning the primary.
Responsibility

San Mateo, CA

#5 Jun 30, 2011
Palin will run - she is like the kid left out of the game and she wants in on the action.

The repugs won't like it, the comics will love it, the dems will love it and the world will laugh.

Oh happy day!
all the latest

Spring Hill, FL

#6 Jun 30, 2011
The results from yesterday are in and Palin remains as significant as a fart in a hurricane.
Today's results will show no change whatsoever.
Smokin Joe Obama

Wasilla, AK

#7 Jul 2, 2011
all the latest wrote:
The results from yesterday are in and Palin remains as significant as a fart in a hurricane.
Today's results will show no change whatsoever.
Same was said about Reagan!!!!! Your hero!!!
\HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
all the latest

Spring Hill, FL

#8 Jul 2, 2011
The results from Friday are in and Palin remains as significant as a fart in a hurricane.

Today's results will show no change whatsoever.
The country has tuned out the screeching hoot from Wasilla who offers nothing but whining and gaffes.
George Jefferson

Marengo, OH

#9 Jul 2, 2011
all the latest wrote:
The results from Friday are in and Palin remains as significant as a fart in a hurricane.
Today's results will show no change whatsoever.
The country has tuned out the screeching hoot from Wasilla who offers nothing but whining and gaffes.
Whining and gaffes?

Barack Obama's Greatest Hits:

"One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world -- Navy Corpse-Man Christian Brossard." –mispronouncing "Corpsman" (the "ps" is silent) during a speech at the National Prayer Breakfast, Washington, D.C., Feb. 5, 2010 (The Corpsman's name is also Christopher, not Christian)

"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries." --Tampa, Fla., Jan. 28, 2010

"UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It's the Post Office that's always having problems." –attempting to make the case for government-run healthcare, while simultaneously undercutting his own argument, Portsmouth, N.H., Aug. 11, 2009

"The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system." --in remarks after a health care roundtable with physicians, nurses and health care providers, Washington, D.C., July 20, 2009

"It was also interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There's a lot of -- I don't know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing." --confusing German for "Austrian," a language which does not exist, Strasbourg, France, April 6, 2009

"No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." --making an off-hand joke during an appearance on "The Tonight Show", March 19, 2009 (Obama later called the head of the Special Olympics to apologize)

"I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about doing any seances." --after saying he had spoken with all the living presidents as he prepared to take office, Washington, D.C., Nov. 7, 2008 (Obama later called Nancy Reagan to apologize)

"What I was suggesting -- you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith..." --in an interview with ABC's George Stephanopoulos, who jumped in to correct Obama by saying "your Christian faith," which Obama quickly clarified (Watch video clip)
"Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a McCain...administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change." --Amman, Jordan, July 22, 2008

"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."

"I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go." --at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon (Watch video clip)

"Why can't I just eat my waffle?" --after being asked a foreign policy question by a reporter while visiting a diner in Pennsylvania

"The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn't. But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn't know, you know, there's a reaction that's been bred in our experiences that don't go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that's just the nature of race in our society."

"Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions." --exasperated by reporters after a news conference

"You're likeable enough, Hillary." --during a Democratic debate

"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." --on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people

~Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/barackobam...

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