Who is Captain Awesome 20,000 Reward

Who is Captain Awesome 20,000 Reward

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cough it up

Charleston, WV

#1 Mar 1, 2010
Now come on, we all know he's not even worth 20 bucks, but we'll make this interesting! Captain Awesome, soon you'll be going by your REAL name! So, let's get this thing started! Who's first?
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oh2oh

Snowshoe, WV

#3 Mar 2, 2010
He's George Bush
Sherlock Jon Holmes

Frisco, TX

#4 Mar 2, 2010
I'm on it!! I will find out out whoe he is. I do know this he post under multiple personalities, and he has strong ties to Huntington WV. That's all for now!! I've got some more investigating to. But I wil Krack this case. You just better cough up the reward!!!
gotcha

Logan, WV

#5 Mar 2, 2010
I think he is an agoraphobic and the only human contact that he has is his PC. He is a pale face virgin that stays on the computer or in front of a tv. He has self esteem issues. His therapy to overcome his failures is to belittle others. He is a miserable person. I can visualize him now...A dumpy oily haired pale face man sitting in his stinky nasty computer chair stuffing his face while his mother is washing his 2XL poop streaked underwear.
Sherlock Jon Holmes

Frisco, TX

#6 Mar 2, 2010
Ok I have another clue!!! He is a closet WVU Football fan

“Chummin' for Tards”

Since: Oct 09

Everywhere!

#7 Mar 2, 2010
I know who Capt. Awesome is. And I'll tell you for free. Capt. Awesome is really.............wait for it.................. Florence Henderson.
You cant do it

United States

#8 Mar 2, 2010
Sherlock Jon Holmes wrote:
Ok I have another clue!!! He is a closet WVU Football fan
Look all my God you cant do it. Its impossible, OMG what if you fail. He is more awesome than any one planet can contain. Failure would be, well, I just dont want to think about it..
Sherlock Jon Holmes

Frisco, TX

#9 Mar 2, 2010
You cant do it wrote:
<quoted text>Look all my God you cant do it. Its impossible, OMG what if you fail. He is more awesome than any one planet can contain. Failure would be, well, I just dont want to think about it..
Look chill the FU$K Out!!! " I got this"
cough it up

Charleston, WV

#10 Mar 2, 2010
I think this guy has made some enemies on here, so, it probably wont be too hard to come up with his REAL name!
Now, what's this about Huntington? Does he live there, go to school there, work there? What's the deal with it, don't be shy, we're all here for the same reason.
Sherlock Jon Holmes

Frisco, TX

#11 Mar 2, 2010
cough it up wrote:
I think this guy has made some enemies on here, so, it probably wont be too hard to come up with his REAL name!
Now, what's this about Huntington? Does he live there, go to school there, work there? What's the deal with it, don't be shy, we're all here for the same reason.
Well I tracked his shrink down in Huntington, and as suspected he is a derranged sexual fanatic with multiple personalities. Wow the stories his shrink told me!!! He told his shrink that he saw Jesus in a cats ass, and showed up at his office wearing a helmet with a big huge dildo strapped on it... He wouldn't give me his name though... But as you can see Im on the right track.... I'll report back later. Just make that check out to Jon Holmes.
cough it up

Charleston, WV

#12 Mar 2, 2010
Okay, this is getting interesting, I'll give you that! So what is this thing about a dildo helmet? REALLY?lol

I'm assuming you are on the right track, so when I get the info leading to the name I'll cough up that check, and make it out to JON HOLMES! Sound good?
Bill Nye Private Eye

Midlothian, VA

#13 Mar 2, 2010
Sherlock Jon Holmes wrote:
<quoted text>Well I tracked his shrink down in Huntington, and as suspected he is a derranged sexual fanatic with multiple personalities. Wow the stories his shrink told me!!! He told his shrink that he saw Jesus in a cats ass, and showed up at his office wearing a helmet with a big huge dildo strapped on it... He wouldn't give me his name though... But as you can see Im on the right track.... I'll report back later. Just make that check out to Jon Holmes.
Your stumped arent you??? Cant find out anything else can you??? Ill take it from here. Lights are up and stable, lets see some f..kin action!!!! Yea
Bill Nye Private Eye

Midlothian, VA

#14 Mar 2, 2010
KRAKEE wrote:
I know who Capt. Awesome is. And I'll tell you for free. Capt. Awesome is really..........wait for it.......... Florence Henderson.
YOU !!!!!! Im keeping my eye on you!!!! You are linked to all of this some how. You know him very very well dont you???

“Chummin' for Tards”

Since: Oct 09

Everywhere!

#15 Mar 2, 2010
Bill Nye Private Eye wrote:
<quoted text>YOU !!!!!! Im keeping my eye on you!!!! You are linked to all of this some how. You know him very very well dont you???
Nope. I'm just a big fan.
Captain Truth

Frankfort, KY

#16 Mar 2, 2010
KRAKEE wrote:
<quoted text>
Nope. I'm just a big fan.
REALLY !!!! hmmm, do you not hold a high ranking position in the same town he is from??? Mayor Krakee

Captain Awesome

Since: Oct 09

Awesomeland, WV

#17 Mar 2, 2010
And again, you're all wrong.
Aside from Krakee, you're all retarded.
You have about as much of a chance of figuring out anything about me as you do of getting struck by lightening.
Captain Truth

Frankfort, KY

#18 Mar 2, 2010
Captain Awesome wrote:
And again, you're all wrong.
Aside from Krakee, you're all retarded.
You have about as much of a chance of figuring out anything about me as you do of getting struck by lightening.
I dont think so. I know who you are and Im going to expose you to everyone on Topix. You know this dont you? OOPS! Is my sarcasm hurting your feelings?? GET OVER IT!!
wait untill

Logan, WV

#19 Mar 2, 2010
waite until 3-6-2010 at 2100 hours and the lightening will strike

Captain Awesome

Since: Oct 09

Awesomeland, WV

#20 Mar 2, 2010
None of you idiots know who I am.
Plain and simple.
wait untill

Logan, WV

#21 Mar 2, 2010
you are simple, i am plain. if you listen you can hear thunder, soon you will see lightening. from me to you have a very nice day

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