all Chapters. Yesterday's chat session went without a hitch. The new video system is great with extremely high resolutuion. In fact, some of the female members look quite nice. On to a business summary. The new hire at Headquaters is doing quite well and as discussed, she speaks four lanquages which will help with the new potential Chapters in Europe and the Far East. Most of the interest has been from England, France, and Japan. Donations and membership numbers keep rising. The more the "Quack Pack" posts, the more members we seem to attract. All promotional products are moving quite well and the Quack pack condoms are sold out with a two month backorder. Sorry, but they seem to be a "hot" item, no pun intended. The new promotional items that prompted the most interest wer the Quack Pack "Mute Button" similiar to the Staple's "That Was Easy" button. The "Mute Button" says shut-up and can be programed to end the sentence with any of the three Quack Pack names. The second item which caused quite a stir was the Quack Pack "Etch-a-Sketch" The Quack Pack guys are on the screen permanently and members can add whatever they want using the side dials. Put a banana in Stamo's ear, a mustache on Looney, an egg on top of Bruce Marien's head. The possibilities are endless and we will be launching a contest to see which Chapter can come up with the funniest drawing. Would like to close by thanking everyone for their support and also thanking the "Quack PacK" for their endless postings which have made the Clubs such a great success.
Hello National great to hear the latest on the Quack Pack , no it all Bruce Marion , Dr Stamos, and arogant paranoid Lunenburg , for with out these experts where would we be today?
the marketing ideas are tremendous , Im sure the etch a scetch will be a great addition to our product line up,.., The Central Mass Chapter of the Dr Stamos Admires Medical Fan club is in short supply of The Stamos Mute buttons, as of right now they are over 550 mute buttons on back order, demand far exceeds supply. Club Members are reccomending a punching bag mute bag with Stamos's face imprinted on the bag, when Stamos is ranting away all one need to do is punch the bag ,as the bag repels it hits a trip relay mechanism that is communicating with a blocking device through your modem that automatically deletes Stamos post.
As of right now every thing is in the design stages , marketing projects sales to sky rocket once this hits club chapters shelves. I will keep you informed and National headquarters too for that matter as to when this new product will be ready for Market. thanks again , and Stamos, ahh Dr Stamos, keep on ranting!!!