We new some NEW State Laws, help me d...

We new some NEW State Laws, help me dream up a few.

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Gilbert

United States

#1 Jul 4, 2012
California is about to pass the law for a 3 or more parent family.
I would like my state to set the example and perhaps Fed's will follow. There should be a law that if there is reincarnation a person cannot return a second time around to the same parents.
How about a new law that allows grandparents to lay claim to the grandchild at birth after all grandparents are better at parenting.
Here's a new law that would be good, Nobody can make more than one trip a day in a 24 hr period to the Gas station for gas.
How about a law that allows anybody over 50 not needing to purchase new car plates ever again.
What is your ideals of new laws. In the last 20 years millions of new laws have been introduced in America.......Happy 245th Anniversary America.
Gilbert

United States

#2 Jul 4, 2012
Happy 236th Birthday this 4th of July
Rev Jim

United States

#3 Jul 4, 2012
Happy 236th Birthday this 4th of July, 2012
Mr Reup

Winchester, KY

#4 Jul 4, 2012
Gilbert wrote:
California is about to pass the law for a 3 or more parent family.
I would like my state to set the example and perhaps Fed's will follow. There should be a law that if there is reincarnation a person cannot return a second time around to the same parents.
How about a new law that allows grandparents to lay claim to the grandchild at birth after all grandparents are better at parenting.
Here's a new law that would be good, Nobody can make more than one trip a day in a 24 hr period to the Gas station for gas.
How about a law that allows anybody over 50 not needing to purchase new car plates ever again.
What is your ideals of new laws. In the last 20 years millions of new laws have been introduced in America.......Happy 245th Anniversary America.
It won't be long till the generation of grandmas with pierced tats sagging to the knees with a tramp stamp above their crack and rap will be the oldies.

“Of Course I Can”

Since: Sep 08

Location hidden

#5 Jul 4, 2012
How about a law that says you can't marry an embezzling fat ho and then try to burn your house down because you are depressed because your dumbass daddy died?

“Troll Mod 666 GS”

Since: Oct 09

Leiden, Netherlands

#6 Jul 4, 2012
The fewer laws the better. People should think for themselves and do whatever it is they enjoy as long as they do not harm anyone who does not deserve or wish to be harmed.

“Troll Mod 666 GS”

Since: Oct 09

Leiden, Netherlands

#7 Jul 4, 2012
Mr Reup wrote:
<quoted text>It won't be long till the generation of grandmas with pierced tats sagging to the knees with a tramp stamp above their crack and rap will be the oldies.
Nah, we will all get cosmetic surgery and stay forever young.

What are pierced tats? Usually you don't pierce your tats.

You know, it is very painful when your belly button piercing gets ripped out.

“Gods Curse On Lazy Hillbillies”

Since: Jun 12

Dale City, VA

#8 Jul 5, 2012
McDowell County Laws....

Law #1...
If You Receive a Check For Being Sick Crippled Or Crazy....Then You Can’t Have Sex...Own/Drive any Vehicles....Or Own/Ride Any ATV’s....And No Fighting Of Chickens Either!!!....If You’re Too Sick/Crippled To Work....Then You should Be Too Sick/Crippled To Screw....And No One Who Is Crazy Should Be Behind The Wheel Of an Automobile....

Law #2....
If You are Caught Or Suspected Of Stealing.....Selling Drugs....Using Drugs....Your Family Goes To Jail....No Bond...No Bail....How Many Folks Would Be Willing To Give Up Their Freedom For Their Relatives Mischievous Ways???...

Law #3....
If You Receive Food Stamps....And You Have More Titties Than You Do Teeth....You’ll Be Fined...and Have To Repay The Food Stamps....Until The Teeth are Replaced....You Don’t Need Food Stamp For Food....If You Have No Teeth To Chew The Food.....{Gumming} Is Illegal....

Law#4....
On Check Day.....Before You are Allowed To Pick Up Your Check....You Will Be Required To Kiss The Ass Of a Random Working Person....Both Cheeks!!!....No Reason To {Half Ass} It.....

Law#5.....If You Live In The New York Area....and Belly Dance....You Have To Go On a Date With a Rabbit Type Feller....Don’t Tell Husband.....

Law#6....Obey The First Five Laws.....

Getting Ready To Head To The Outer Banks....Y'all Hillbillies Be Good While I'm Gone....God Bless And Hell Yeah!!!....

“I'm On Fire”

Since: Jun 12

Hurricane, WV

#9 Jul 5, 2012
I wish they wasnt no laws bout embezzelin money.
rrreeeuuuppp

Winchester, KY

#10 Jul 5, 2012
paganbirdkeeper666 wrote:
<quoted text>
Nah, we will all get cosmetic surgery and stay forever young.
What are pierced tats? Usually you don't pierce your tats.
You know, it is very painful when your belly button piercing gets ripped out.
I would have just said "tits" but Stuttering Weepy will sic the mods on me.
rrreeeuuuppp

Winchester, KY

#11 Jul 5, 2012
Fat Angie wrote:
I wish they wasnt no laws bout embezzelin money.
AWWW,Cookie we forgive ya.That is what she went down for wasn't it.But not in the same way your puppeteer goes down on donkeys.

“Of Course I Can”

Since: Sep 08

Location hidden

#12 Jul 5, 2012
rrreeeuuuppp wrote:
<quoted text>AWWW,Cookie we forgive ya.That is what she went down for wasn't it.But not in the same way your puppeteer goes down on donkeys.
Maybe if Angie would have gone down on a donkey instead of embezzle money from Sandy's, you wouldn't be in the shape your in now.

;)

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