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#1 Aug 13, 2009
My mama's daddy Harold is 93 years old. He had been in good health up until last month. They got him put in a Rest Home in Monroe.
He has lived by himself for about 16 years since Granny died. His eyesight is getting poor. They took his car away from him because they were afraid he would get out on the highway and kill somebody. Well he somehow got an old tractor that hadn't run in 20 years cranked and drove to the store. He bought him some Bud Light Beer and some Vienna Sausages. Then he went to see a widder woman who is 85 years old.
When my Aunt Louise went out to the farm granddaddy Harold wasn't there. She was about to call the law thinking something bad had happened when she saw the old rusty tractor was missing and put two and two together. She called the Sheriff and they put out an APB for a 93 year old almost blind man on an old rusty International Tractor.
Meanwhile one of the grandaughters of the Widder woman noticed the old tractor and went and checked on her grandmaw. She found her and granddaddy asleep and naked in bed! They had drunk up 2 six packs of beer and ate Vienna Sausages then gone to bed.
I went to see Granddaddy Harold at the Rest Home. He told me he was in love. I thought it would be with the widder womna but he said no he had found him a young woman. It was one of the nurses. When I was getting ready to leave a cute young nurse came in, Grandaddy lit up like a lightbulb. He said "hello babydoll" and winked at her. She said "Hello Darlin" and gave him a little hug. She took his tray and left. Granddaddy sighed and had a smile from one ear to the other. I asked Grandaddy Harold what he liked best about his new girlfriend. He said "I like the way she swings her bucket"!!!!
#2 Aug 14, 2009
what is your granpa last name i think i known him
#3 Mar 14, 2013
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