Disaster status sought for Great South Bay clams

U.S. Senator Charles Schumer has asked the Commerce Department to declare a commercial fishery disaster for the hard clam fishery in the Great South Bay , a move that is the latest attempt to heal the problems ...

[Ted Kennedy]

EEErrr AHH maybe I could drown a young co-ed in your bay.Eer aaah would that help? My head urts I think I will drink more scotch.

[Mary Jo Kopechne]

You did it, you drunk bastard! You killed me!

[liner]

I thought Schumer only worked on Sunday. Who knew?

[NOC]

So sad....

[Slappy Sanchez]

Oh man, I hope this doesn't include clams of the bearded variety.

[NIMBY Island]

No money needed for research here. Just stop using the Great South Bay as a cesspool.

[Thursten]

Slappy Sanchez wrote:

Oh man, I hope this doesn't include clams of the bearded variety.

That would be terrible, I hope it doesn't trickle down to the Lap Flounder!

[Joey]

The Great South Bay and Long Island in General are in Steep Decline and generally DONE.It is time now to get ready to Pay for your Heating Gas or Oil with the approaching WINTER.End of Story.

[Wilhelm Canaris Ghost]

Damned Putz Schumer is crying again for Uncle Sam to saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave
me! What an embarassment to the human race.

[Keith]

Stop running the storm drains into ALL of Long Island's surrounding waters. I've been down there with SCUBA tanks and the silt is a foot deep! Nothing can survive on the bottom anymore.