Man accused of tossing Christmas tree at his dad

Dec 3, 2008 Full story: hosted.ap.org 50

PARRISH, Fla. (AP) -- Authorities say a west Florida man who lives with his parents has been arrested on a felony assault charge after he used a Christmas tree as a weapon to attack his father.

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“U missed the point and u still”

Since: Oct 08

don't no which way it went

#41 Dec 4, 2008
Purple Gurl wrote:
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I never heard of that magazine. Concept of Sin looks like an interesting title.
Maybe, but the content would be more boring than watching snails screw.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#42 Dec 4, 2008
yernogood- wrote:
<quoted text>Maybe, but the content would be more boring than watching snails screw.
But what if the magazine had pictures illustrating the concept of sin. I don't think they would be of snails copulating. Maybe humans, or humans doing it with snails, etc.

“U missed the point and u still”

Since: Oct 08

don't no which way it went

#43 Dec 5, 2008
Purple Gurl wrote:
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But what if the magazine had pictures illustrating the concept of sin. I don't think they would be of snails copulating. Maybe humans, or humans doing it with snails, etc.
Oh, now you see that wouldn’t interest me at all. I was never very big on porn to begin with. I always figured why would I want to look at pictures of what I could just go do? I understand for some porn is a training manual but I have always had a pretty good imagination.
MeanandNasty

United States

#44 Dec 5, 2008
You're all barking up the wrong dogwood. You're branching out on to other subjects and leafing this one alone. Fir a mere pittance, I could spruce up your posts. I get oaks and pains just reading them. If you willow me to help we could straighten this out. If not, maple I'll just run off with some twiggy blonde and pick up two or tree beers.

Since: Aug 08

United States

#45 Dec 5, 2008
MeanandNasty wrote:
You're all barking up the wrong dogwood. You're branching out on to other subjects and leafing this one alone. Fir a mere pittance, I could spruce up your posts. I get oaks and pains just reading them. If you willow me to help we could straighten this out. If not, maple I'll just run off with some twiggy blonde and pick up two or tree beers.
*Applause, applause!*

Since: Dec 07

Jasper, TN

#46 Dec 5, 2008
I guess that guys mom didn't tell him that throwing trees could poke someones eye out.
Matthew

West Chicago, IL

#47 Dec 6, 2008
tallyho wrote:
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seems to me that once you remove the tree from it roots(pun intended) that it isn't a living tree???
Now that you're pointing it out, how weird is it that we take a living tree, severe it from it's life giving roots, and then drag it into our living rooms and watch it die for about a month?

Now I'm depressed.

“....VETS”

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#48 Dec 6, 2008
Matthew wrote:
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Now that you're pointing it out, how weird is it that we take a living tree, severe it from it's life giving roots, and then drag it into our living rooms and watch it die for about a month?
Now I'm depressed.
get ready for the worst.. to us it is a tree but to a bird it was home ..
Matthew

West Chicago, IL

#49 Dec 6, 2008
tallyho wrote:
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get ready for the worst.. to us it is a tree but to a bird it was home ..
Well that explains the homeless birds I've been seeing pushing their little shopping carts down the streets of Chicago.

“....VETS”

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#50 Dec 6, 2008
Matthew wrote:
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Well that explains the homeless birds I've been seeing pushing their little shopping carts down the streets of Chicago.
that is where the expression comes from "life is for the birds "

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