Yeah helmets are soooo gay, they keep you from splitting your head open, how QUEER right? If you ride a bike, wear baggy clothing and NO helmet so at least when you **** your **** up, you don't look like such a homo doin' it! Damn! When will people learn?<quoted text>
No, a loser is a grown man that wears gay looking spandex and then puts on a gay helmet, especially the ones that look like a down sloped shark fin.
Then goes and rides a child's toy and thinks they look cool sipping fruit flavored water out of their equally gay looking water bottles.
P.S. Water bottles are sooo gay, so it water! You look so queer when hydrated! Also, fun is gay. NO FUN or you are a flamer!