Dunno

Paris, TX

#1 Feb 24, 2011
Ok guys and gals. The movie Hall Pass opens soon. It's about a girl who gives her husband a pass to go do whatever / whoever he wants for one weekend or so.
If you were given a pass of this sort, would you really use it?
Please start you post by telling if you are male or female. This could prove interesting to see how different the answers are across the gender line.
My Experience

Paris, TX

#2 Feb 24, 2011
I do not need a hall pass to do what I want.
cash

Clarksville, TX

#3 Feb 24, 2011
mine was called divorce
Big Turd

Paris, TX

#4 Feb 24, 2011
I am a big male turd. Mrs. Turd was very controlling. If I wanted to float, she told me to sink. If I wanted to sink, she told me to float. She belittled me in front of our little Turds. She wouldn't even leave me alone long enuf to watch Monday Nite TurdBall. She was a real Turd for years, and I finally said enuf is enuf. I gave her the big flush, and I have been a FREE TURD ever since. So ladies, this BIG juicy TURD is available.
Dunder

Paris, TX

#5 Feb 24, 2011
My Experience wrote:
I do not need a hall pass to do what I want.
That's what she said

“Don't worry...be happy!”

Since: Feb 11

Location hidden

#6 Feb 25, 2011
Big Turd wrote:
I am a big male turd. Mrs. Turd was very controlling. If I wanted to float, she told me to sink. If I wanted to sink, she told me to float. She belittled me in front of our little Turds. She wouldn't even leave me alone long enuf to watch Monday Nite TurdBall. She was a real Turd for years, and I finally said enuf is enuf. I gave her the big flush, and I have been a FREE TURD ever since. So ladies, this BIG juicy TURD is available.
Okay, but if you were a happily married turd and Mrs. Turd gave you a weekend pass, would you use it?
Personally, I would not. Even if I was unhappily married.
consider

Paris, TX

#7 Feb 25, 2011
As soon as I saw this movie advertise I looked at my husband and said "never gonna happen" he laughed but knew I was more than serious. And if things were reversed and he was to give me one, my question would be...why?????
A Question

Dallas, TX

#8 Feb 25, 2011
My Experience wrote:
I do not need a hall pass to do what I want.
Female - Ditto
Gorilla

Plano, TX

#9 Feb 25, 2011
being an 800 lb gorilla, i take a crap where, when and with whom i want, no hall pass needed

Since: Mar 10

Dayton, TX

#10 Feb 25, 2011
Male; no!
wifey

Dallas, TX

#11 Feb 28, 2011
Female, I actually gave my husband a hall pass while I was huge & pregnant with my last child. Sex was awful, uncomfortable.. and just not happening. I told him if he felt that he needed to be pleased elsewhere, I would never hold it against him. Ofcourse I was 9 months pregnant, full of crazy hormones,.. and secretly would have been torn apart if he ever did act on it.. which he didn't. We have friends that do the whole "swinging" thing and are extremely disgusted by them and their extra curricular activities.. To me "hall passes" are like swinging. If you're going to seek pleasure outside of your marriage.. why be married?
a classic

Paris, TX

#12 Mar 2, 2011
wifey wrote:
Female, I actually gave my husband a hall pass while I was huge & pregnant with my last child. Sex was awful, uncomfortable.. and just not happening. I told him if he felt that he needed to be pleased elsewhere, I would never hold it against him. Ofcourse I was 9 months pregnant, full of crazy hormones,.. and secretly would have been torn apart if he ever did act on it.. which he didn't. We have friends that do the whole "swinging" thing and are extremely disgusted by them and their extra curricular activities.. To me "hall passes" are like swinging. If you're going to seek pleasure outside of your marriage.. why be married?
reminded me of a story I heard from a married man with a very pregnant wife.
Just like there are 3 trimesters of a pregnancy, there are 3 types of sex that can take place with a pregnant woman.
1st trimester, sex as normal.
2nd trimester, doggy style - keeps pressure off the belly.
3rd trimester, koyote style - where the male just sits by the hole and howls.
No pass No play

Paris, TX

#13 Mar 3, 2011
female-no way.
wifey

Dallas, TX

#14 Mar 3, 2011
a classic wrote:
<quoted text>reminded me of a story I heard from a married man with a very pregnant wife.
Just like there are 3 trimesters of a pregnancy, there are 3 types of sex that can take place with a pregnant woman.
1st trimester, sex as normal.
2nd trimester, doggy style - keeps pressure off the belly.
3rd trimester, koyote style - where the male just sits by the hole and howls.
lol That's exactly how it goes
ink

Mcallen, TX

#15 Mar 3, 2011
I think if you feel the need to offer your partner a hall pass or you feel the need got a hall pass then you obviously should not be married

“Don't worry...be happy!”

Since: Feb 11

Location hidden

#16 Mar 4, 2011
Remember the movie with Robert Redford, and I think, Demi Moore. He (Robert Redford's character)offered 1,000,000 dollars to spend the evening with her (Demi's character).(Great movie!lol)
Well, I don't believe in a "hall pass", but I joked with my ex, while watching this movie, that I think Robert Redford should be an exception. I told him that if Jennifer Aniston ever knocked on the door wanting him..I'd let him have a go, and he should let me have Robert for the night. He got mad!(Which, I thought was kind of sweet.lol) I mean, what are the chances of Robert Redford wanting to pay a million dollars (or $25 bucks for that matter) to sleep with me? Still, I'm thinking we could have at least discussed it a little more openly without just an immediate no. It IS Robert freaking Redford for goodness sakes!

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