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Obummer

Bedford, TX

#1 Nov 20, 2012
Obama and his mother talking:

Obummer - Mommy, why did Daddy abondon me? Is it because I was illigitmate or was it because he found out you were sleeping around with that old man, Marshall - what's his name.

Obamamommy: Well, son, it's like this: You see, he was already married to another gal over in there in Africa and he really didn't wan't any more responsibilities.

Obummer: Why did you abandon me, Momma? Was it because you didn't want the responsibility either?

Obamamamma: Nah, it wasn't that. I just wanted to hook up with that Soetoreo. He was such a handsome man, I just was swept off my size 12 feet. But, he adopted you and gave you his name, so you ought tp b happy and quit dreaming about that sorry azz father of yours.

Obummer - Yeah, I guess you're right. Know what I'm gonna do?

Obamamomma - What's that, Boy?

Obummer - I'm gonna git back at y'all and marry Aunt Esther . That'll teach you!

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#2 Nov 20, 2012
And people wonder why Romney lost the election. With supporters like this, it's no mystery.

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#3 Nov 20, 2012
Obummer wrote:
Obama and his mother talking:
Obummer - Mommy, why did Daddy abondon me? Is it because I was illigitmate or was it because he found out you were sleeping around with that old man, Marshall - what's his name.
Obamamommy: Well, son, it's like this: You see, he was already married to another gal over in there in Africa and he really didn't wan't any more responsibilities.
Obummer: Why did you abandon me, Momma? Was it because you didn't want the responsibility either?
Obamamamma: Nah, it wasn't that. I just wanted to hook up with that Soetoreo. He was such a handsome man, I just was swept off my size 12 feet. But, he adopted you and gave you his name, so you ought tp b happy and quit dreaming about that sorry azz father of yours.
Obummer - Yeah, I guess you're right. Know what I'm gonna do?
Obamamomma - What's that, Boy?
Obummer - I'm gonna git back at y'all and marry Aunt Esther . That'll teach you!
Did you think of that all by yourself gomer or did some other genius send you that in a mass lemming email?
Cedric

Paris, TX

#4 Nov 20, 2012
Nobody Gets It wrote:
And people wonder why Romney lost the election. With supporters like this, it's no mystery.
I think you over thinking it. A much safer bet would be, because the lazy azz welfare majority voted obama back in!

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#5 Nov 20, 2012
Cedric wrote:
<quoted text> I think you over thinking it. A much safer bet would be, because the lazy azz welfare majority voted obama back in!
Guess there weren't enough confederate flag waving single tooth'd lone star card carrying trailer trash rednecks to counter huh?
Cedric

Paris, TX

#6 Nov 20, 2012
ActuaIIy wrote:
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Guess there weren't enough confederate flag waving single tooth'd lone star card carrying trailer trash rednecks to counter huh?
I think what you meant to say was there is not enough small business owners, God fearing Christians and tax payers to out number the liberal lazy azz free loaders!

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#7 Nov 20, 2012
Cedric wrote:
<quoted text>I think what you meant to say was there is not enough small business owners, God fearing Christians and tax payers to out number the liberal lazy azz free loaders!
No, I am quite sure I meant:
Confederate flag waving single tooth'd lone star card carrying trailer trash rednecks.

BTW 29% of all small businesses are owned by minorities
http://www.mbda.gov/taxonomy/term/60

dumbass
NoNo

Bedford, TX

#8 Nov 20, 2012
ActuaIIy wrote:
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Guess there weren't enough confederate flag waving single tooth'd lone star card carrying trailer trash rednecks to counter huh?
You got it backwards ( not surprising for a welfare thug ).
It wasn't that there wasn't enough people waving confederate flags that got him re-electd.
It was because there are too many Uncle Toms who can't think past the welfare office. They're afraid they might have to work for a living, might not be able to get those expensive sneakers and those fancy tire rims. Oh, Wait!! They don't pay for those anyway. They just steal them.
They're afraid the White Boss will clamp down on their sorry azzes and come up with a birth control pill for lazy ass men who live off lazy azz gals drawing welfare checks.
Rahim

Paris, TX

#9 Nov 20, 2012
ActuaIIy wrote:
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No, I am quite sure I meant:
Confederate flag waving single tooth'd lone star card carrying trailer trash rednecks.
BTW 29% of all small businesses are owned by minorities
http://www.mbda.gov/taxonomy/term/60
dumbass
Yes, I agree with that, 29% of all small businesses are owned by minorities. However, those minorities are not a part of the mindless obama zombie nation! As difficult as it might be for you to believe there some minorities that actually work for a living and pull there own weight, all the while pulling along with them the massive dead weight free loaders of the obama nation.
anon

Papeete, French Polynesia

#10 Nov 20, 2012
ActuaIIy wrote:
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Guess there weren't enough confederate flag waving single tooth'd lone star card carrying trailer trash rednecks to counter huh?
They voted for obama too, you idiot.
anon

Papeete, French Polynesia

#11 Nov 20, 2012
ActuaIIy wrote:
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Guess there weren't enough confederate flag waving single tooth'd lone star card carrying trailer trash rednecks to counter huh?
Obama got all the single tooth'd lons star card carrying trailer trash votes including yours.
Anonymous

Bedford, TX

#12 Nov 20, 2012
Obama won by default.

Christians didn't feel comfortable with voting for a Mormon ( Mitt Romney ) or for a Socialist , Muslim loving, America hating crybaby,( Obama ) so they stayed home and didn't vote for either.

It's as simple as that.

So Obama didn't win because of his intelligence or skill or ability. He has none of these atributes. He won simply by default.

Samd as if you sue someone amd they don't come to court, you win by default. Not because you are smart or right.
Anonymous

Bedford, TX

#13 Nov 20, 2012
anon wrote:
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Obama got all the single tooth'd lons star card carrying trailer trash votes including yours.
Ohhhh. That is a coldhearted thing to say.

People aren't " trash " no matter where they live. Be it a trailer or a ghetto housing project. God created all people and He does not create trash . Some of the most evil people have lived extravagant lifestyles and some of the most caring, God loving , honest decent and moralistic people have lived in slums, ghettos, housing projects and trailers.

there are enough legitimate reasons to dislike Obama and democrats as well as Repubicans and independents without going overboard with where someone lives.

JMO!
Just sayen

Lockhart, TX

#14 Nov 20, 2012
U bunch of right wing nut bags lost. U will continue to loose forthe next four years, and probley much longer. Mad old white are a dying off quick and they ant making more. Those that will not adapt perish.

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#15 Nov 20, 2012
NoNo wrote:
<quoted text>You got it backwards ( not surprising for a welfare thug ).
It wasn't that there wasn't enough people waving confederate flags that got him re-electd.
It was because there are too many Uncle Toms who can't think past the welfare office. They're afraid they might have to work for a living, might not be able to get those expensive sneakers and those fancy tire rims. Oh, Wait!! They don't pay for those anyway. They just steal them.
They're afraid the White Boss will clamp down on their sorry azzes and come up with a birth control pill for lazy ass men who live off lazy azz gals drawing welfare checks.
Once again I am quite sure I meant:
Confederate flag waving single tooth'd lone star card carrying trailer trash rednecks.

BYW still not on welfare dumbass. Get over it

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#16 Nov 20, 2012
Rahim wrote:
<quoted text>Yes, I agree with that, 29% of all small businesses are owned by minorities. However, those minorities are not a part of the mindless obama zombie nation! As difficult as it might be for you to believe there some minorities that actually work for a living and pull there own weight, all the while pulling along with them the massive dead weight free loaders of the obama nation.
Like lemming driven republitards that believe and re-post 1000's of retarded claims against Obama without ever fact checking them.

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#17 Nov 20, 2012
Anonymous wrote:
Obama won by default.
Christians didn't feel comfortable with voting for a Mormon ( Mitt Romney ) or for a Socialist , Muslim loving, America hating crybaby,( Obama ) so they stayed home and didn't vote for either.
It's as simple as that.
So Obama didn't win because of his intelligence or skill or ability. He has none of these atributes. He won simply by default.
Samd as if you sue someone amd they don't come to court, you win by default. Not because you are smart or right.
So there are only 8 million Christians in the US? That is the difference in voter turnout compared to 2008.
GET obama OUT

Paris, TX

#18 Nov 20, 2012
ActuaIIy wrote:
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Guess there weren't enough confederate flag waving single tooth'd lone star card carrying trailer trash rednecks to counter huh?
Nope, those were the ones voting for obama.

BTW, thought I saw you standing in the middle of them cheering for your savior....barack insane obama, the lazy man's man!
truman

Boise, ID

#19 Nov 21, 2012
Cedric wrote:
<quoted text>I think what you meant to say was there is not enough small business owners, God fearing Christians and tax payers to out number the liberal lazy azz free loaders!
I love posts like these because it shows that water brained Repubs have learned absolutely NOTHING as to why they are a dwindling pack of sniveling LOSERS.
Which is good for everybody else because it just shows that theyll keep on Losin"!

Since: Jul 10

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#20 Nov 21, 2012
GET obama OUT wrote:
<quoted text>Nope, those were the ones voting for obama.
BTW, thought I saw you standing in the middle of them cheering for your savior....barack insane obama, the lazy man's man!
Really? There aren't many confederate flags up in Pennsylvania dumbass.

Boy...you aren't too bright

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