Synthetic Marijuana Drug Test

Synthetic Marijuana Drug Test

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Controller

UK

#1 Jun 5, 2011
This lab came up with the Synthetic Marijuana Drug Test which bit lots of Turner Pipe workers in the behind. Several companies will soon follow. The unemployment in Paris will soon be at a record high but this test will save lives.

http://www.redwoodtoxicology.com/services/syn...

Since: Jun 11

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#2 Jun 5, 2011
I don't think firing people is the answer. Maybe putting them in rehab. Unemployment will only cause more problems like theft and robberies. They will draw a welfare check and do nothing for it. I personally would rather them work then me pay more for their welfare.

Since: Sep 10

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#3 Jun 5, 2011
Broken man wrote:
I don't think firing people is the answer. Maybe putting them in rehab. Unemployment will only cause more problems like theft and robberies. They will draw a welfare check and do nothing for it. I personally would rather them work then me pay more for their welfare.
Good point. But, how effective is rehab and who is going to pay for it?
Jones in Paris

Germany

#4 Jun 6, 2011
Drug test everyone in Paris starting with 6Bid. LOL!
Jones in Paris

Germany

#5 Jun 6, 2011
Broken man wrote:
I don't think firing people is the answer. Maybe putting them in rehab. Unemployment will only cause more problems like theft and robberies. They will draw a welfare check and do nothing for it. I personally would rather them work then me pay more for their welfare.
I'm sure that if you were the owner of Turner you would not want someone on drugs working for your company. Turner doesn't need anymore big law suits denting their wallet. This new drug test is worth every penny they spend testing their employees it could have ended up costing them way more if they had not done anything about it. Way to go Turner!
Jones in Paris

Germany

#6 Jun 6, 2011
Can you imagine the millions in lawsuits Turner could have lost if all those people would have gotten hurt during work hours? Especially, since this drug could not be detected with the regular drug tests.
Hold On

Paris, TX

#7 Jun 6, 2011
Controller wrote:
This lab came up with the Synthetic Marijuana Drug Test which bit lots of Turner Pipe workers in the behind. Several companies will soon follow. The unemployment in Paris will soon be at a record high but this test will save lives.
http://www.redwoodtoxicology.com/services/syn...
This stuff is legal, so how can you be fired for testing positive for this. Thats like saying if you drink a beer and then go to work the next day you will be fired for alcohol.

Since: May 11

United States

#8 Jun 6, 2011
Hold On wrote:
<quoted text>This stuff is legal, so how can you be fired for testing positive for this. Thats like saying if you drink a beer and then go to work the next day you will be fired for alcohol.
stop shooting for grey

“Illegitimi non carborundum”

Since: Apr 10

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#9 Jun 6, 2011
Hold On wrote:
<quoted text>This stuff is legal, so how can you be fired for testing positive for this. Thats like saying if you drink a beer and then go to work the next day you will be fired for alcohol.
If a job is around machinery or driving for a living then as an employer or business owner would you want people performing their duties impaired even if it is legal?

I've seen firing over legal substances happen with CDL drivers. Go out over the weekend, get really drunk on Sunday. Go to work on Monday morning, have a wreck and U.A. finds alcohol in the system.
Simply Right

UK

#10 Jun 6, 2011
Hold On wrote:
<quoted text>This stuff is legal, so how can you be fired for testing positive for this. Thats like saying if you drink a beer and then go to work the next day you will be fired for alcohol.
Guess you haven't heard it's been banned nation wide. It was an emergency ban put out by the DEA.
Simply Right

UK

#11 Jun 6, 2011
I am very happy they came out with this test synthetic weed was killing too many people.
Simply Right

UK

#12 Jun 6, 2011
Drug test TCIM! They are full of druggies there.
Jim Crow

Alvarado, TX

#13 Jun 6, 2011
Turner will be the first plant in history to shut down because some of the employees tested positive for drugs. I guess the thought of firing them and hiring new employees never crossed their mind. Tom Glascock must be the dumbest plant manager in history.
Jim Crow

Alvarado, TX

#15 Jun 6, 2011
Today I Quote wrote:
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No, they won't close down, the Mexicans are coming to save the plant from closing down. Mexicans don't do drugs they are here to take the jobs the drugged up white boys won't do. Ariba Turner! Soon Mexican music will be playing throughout Turner. Ariba Turner! Viva Mexico!
Thats wonderful.
Beared Aries

UK

#16 Jun 7, 2011
Jim Crow wrote:
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Thats wonderful.
What's wonderful about the Mexicans taking our jobs away?
Beared Aries

UK

#17 Jun 7, 2011
Controller wrote:
This lab came up with the Synthetic Marijuana Drug Test which bit lots of Turner Pipe workers in the behind. Several companies will soon follow. The unemployment in Paris will soon be at a record high but this test will save lives.
http://www.redwoodtoxicology.com/services/syn...
All the companies should do this test from Campbell's Soup, We Pack, Sara Lee,and so on all the way to the fast foods. Everyone in Paris that I know has tried synthetic weed and bath salts. Everyone is messed up and I say it in a very sad and sincere way.

This test will save lives and keep the companies from ending up paying out in a big lawsuit should someone end up getting hurt on the job.
Paris Repair Man

Miami, FL

#18 Jun 7, 2011
I applaud Redwood Toxicology for coming up with this test. I'm fixing to drug test my mechanics because I don't want them coming at me with a wrench or anything like that. I'm different though I will help them get help if they test positive. I've got good hard working employees that I will not lose to drugs.

Since: Sep 10

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#19 Jun 7, 2011
Jones in Paris wrote:
Drug test everyone in Paris starting with 6Bid. LOL!
Since I don't live in Paris, you would be SOL.

I am glad they came up with this new drug test.
talkin about devils

Paris, TX

#20 Jun 7, 2011
Jim Crow wrote:
Turner will be the first plant in history to shut down because some of the employees tested positive for drugs. I guess the thought of firing them and hiring new employees never crossed their mind. Tom Glascock must be the dumbest plant manager in history.
I strongly agree with last sentence someone needs to get rid of his dumb lazy a** he has no care in the world if paris turner shuts down because he has a lifetime job on his a** no matter what happens to this plant.
Mavrick

Santa Clara, CA

#22 Jun 7, 2011
Controller wrote:
This lab came up with the Synthetic Marijuana Drug Test which bit lots of Turner Pipe workers in the behind. Several companies will soon follow. The unemployment in Paris will soon be at a record high but this test will save lives.
http://www.redwoodtoxicology.com/services/syn...
Yes, I like this! I'm gonna file for divorce and have my wife tested because I'm not gonna pay for no dang child support.

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