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TheWiseMan

San Antonio, TX

#1 Jan 22, 2013
I am the wisest of all flesh and blood upon the face of the whole Earth.

I know more about the Lord God and all that pertains to Him and His creation of all flesh and blood upon the face of the whole Earth.

If you need advice or have a question, tell me what it is...I may help you.
Ha ha

Lockhart, TX

#2 Jan 22, 2013
Where did Lot get his wife ?
TheWiseMan

San Antonio, TX

#3 Jan 22, 2013
Ha ha wrote:
Where did Lot get his wife ?
From her parents.
Ha ha

Lockhart, TX

#4 Jan 22, 2013
That's not to wise, wise wise
Duh mass

United States

#5 Jan 22, 2013
What lottery numbers will hit this Saturday? And don't post here, send it to my phone. God knows my number, ask Him for it. Thanks!
TheWiseMan

San Antonio, TX

#6 Jan 24, 2013
If you need advice or have a question, tell me what it is...I may help you.
curious

Blossom, TX

#7 Jan 24, 2013
dont tell me...i know this one...
imabirdytoo

United States

#8 Jan 24, 2013
i have a question for you oh great and powerful wiseman. what is the most powerful thing on earth? yet you can not see it, nor taste, nor touch it. but you may hear it in complete silence. you can see it or the lack of it in the actions of others. you can never have too much of it. and you will only know it if you have some of it.

hint: faith has nothing to do with it
Yep Yep

Paris, TX

#9 Jan 25, 2013
He must be having to think about that one,...lol
Yep I think you stunned him.
TheWiseMan

San Antonio, TX

#10 Jan 25, 2013
Yep Yep wrote:
He must be having to think about that one,...lol
Yep I think you stunned him.
You think wrong.
lol

United States

#11 Jan 25, 2013
oh oh i know.........can i say?!?
imabirdytoo

United States

#12 Jan 25, 2013
seems it wouldve been easier to just answer me then to tell someone they are wrong. IMHO

im i to guess you do not wish to inlightin the less wise?

if you do not know the answer and i do, does that make me the wisest of all who meander the topic interwebings?

you have until noon to answer, if you do not comply i will be forced to assume the title of "TheWiserestman". a title i will not take lightly and will do my utmost to live up to. the hours may be long and the responsibilities many, but with great trials comes great rewards.
Mule Loper

Paris, TX

#13 Jan 25, 2013
Tick-Tock-Tick-Tock.
TheWiseMan wrote:
<quoted text>
You think wrong.
TheWiserestMan

United States

#14 Jan 25, 2013
seems i am truly thewiserestman. my <<knowledge>> knows no bounds,,,, i am the man behind the curtain,,, the thought that escapes you,, the song you cant remember, tho the shed may have many tools i am the sharpest.

is there any out there that seek the guidance of the great and powerful thewiserestman? let them come forward now and be not ashamed of their ignorance. do not cower before me, for i am a belevelent thewiserestman. i am here for all my subjects to come and learn from.
too late

Paris, TX

#15 Jan 25, 2013
TheWiserestMan wrote:
seems i am truly thewiserestman. my <<knowledge>> knows no bounds,,,, i am the man behind the curtain,,, the thought that escapes you,, the song you cant remember, tho the shed may have many tools i am the sharpest.
is there any out there that seek the guidance of the great and powerful thewiserestman? let them come forward now and be not ashamed of their ignorance. do not cower before me, for i am a belevelent thewiserestman. i am here for all my subjects to come and learn from.
Too late for you too. You didn't answer the question.
TheWiserestMan

United States

#16 Jan 25, 2013
<<<<oooh yes i did.>>>>
Oh oh

Lockhart, TX

#17 Jan 25, 2013
If a pig ran a mile before he farted how far could he run before shit?
Mule Loper

Paris, TX

#18 Jan 25, 2013
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Oh oh wrote:
If a pig ran a mile before he farted how far could he run before shit?
Mule Loper

Paris, TX

#19 Jan 25, 2013
Uh yes he did.
too late wrote:
<quoted text>
Too late for you too. You didn't answer the question.
TheWiserestMan

United States

#20 Jan 25, 2013
Oh oh wrote:
If a pig ran a mile before he farted how far could he run before shit?
well, lets see....

Now in order for me to win this bet,
I must take you to where the fart was let.
The farmer by the road saw the pig pass,
With the buttermilk squirting out of his ass,
Now the farmer was a mile from where the pig started,
And the pig passed the farmer just as he farted.
It was so funny that the farmer had to laugh
While the pig ran nearly a mile and a half,
If the pig is lucky and can hold his gas
And run a mile with a puckered ass
It seems to me if he holds his wits,
He can run five miles before he shits.

easy!!! even google knew that one

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