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Rapture ready

Blossom, TX

#1 Nov 14, 2012
I hope everyone is ready to met your maker. December 21st will be the end of a lot of lives and/or life as we know it! Super storms on the sun are going to cause various natural disasters and affect every kind of electrical equipment. May be the start of the Tribulation. I am rapture ready, are you?

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Caddo Mills, TX

#2 Nov 14, 2012
The Mayans aren't exactly experts on predicting the future. If they were, they should have been better prepared for the Aztecs and various other tribes, the Spaniards, diseases, slavery, etc and still be a major civilization. Calendars are just a feeble attempt of humans to regulate and measure the concept of time and its passage.

As long as nuclear decay/reactions are occuring in the Earth's core, and the mantle stays fluid and moving, which causes the magnetic field around the Earth, we will be safe and just fine from solar flares. Electrical equipment? Well if it's not updated to fiber optic cable, or protected in a faraday cage, then mebbe not, but we lived hundreds of thousands years w/o electronic equipment, and can w/o it for a while as well, so no worries mate!

I'd be more concerned about political turmoil and war and super-bugs wiping out most of civilization. Life will continue on Earth until the core cools and the sun blows away the atmosphere, or engulfs it first.
really

Paris, TX

#3 Nov 14, 2012
Rapture ready wrote:
I hope everyone is ready to met your maker. December 21st will be the end of a lot of lives and/or life as we know it! Super storms on the sun are going to cause various natural disasters and affect every kind of electrical equipment. May be the start of the Tribulation. I am rapture ready, are you?
Haven't there been enough of these "predictions" about the end of the world happening on such and such a day? And guess what? The world is still here. If not even the angels in heaven know when the end will be, what makes you think the Mayan indians do? Come on! This world is not gonna end until God almighty is ready for it to. And with the current conditions of this world, I think Christians are looking up, ready for their redeemer to return.
Business

Ballwin, MO

#4 Nov 14, 2012
really wrote:
<quoted text>Haven't there been enough of these "predictions" about the end of the world happening on such and such a day? And guess what? The world is still here. If not even the angels in heaven know when the end will be, what makes you think the Mayan indians do? Come on! This world is not gonna end until God almighty is ready for it to. And with the current conditions of this world, I think Christians are looking up, ready for their redeemer to return.
It's a business. We stock up on food/water etc etc. honestly I was a bit freaked about it before but not now.
Skeptic

Ballwin, MO

#5 Nov 15, 2012
Rapture ready wrote:
I hope everyone is ready to met your maker. December 21st will be the end of a lot of lives and/or life as we know it! Super storms on the sun are going to cause various natural disasters and affect every kind of electrical equipment. May be the start of the Tribulation. I am rapture ready, are you?


Seriously? You are going to put your faith in a date that has no bearing on anything except an archaeological find from a civilization that no longer exists? MY Bible, God's Holy Word, warns against such things, and nowhere in His word does it say ANYTHING about December 21, 2012 being the day Christ returns for His bride. Keep that in mind please. As posted earlier, and spoken by Christ Himself, not even the angels in Heaven know the hour (or day) of His return. I look for Him everyday, as should all Christians. Alot of people are going to feel pretty silly on December 22nd. As for me, I'm looking forward to Christmas!!!
Duh me

United States

#6 Nov 15, 2012
Rapture ready wrote:
I hope everyone is ready to met your maker. December 21st will be the end of a lot of lives and/or life as we know it! Super storms on the sun are going to cause various natural disasters and affect every kind of electrical equipment. May be the start of the Tribulation. I am rapture ready, are you?
Time to put your money where your mouth is: post your address so I can come by on Dec.20th just before bedtime so you can give me all of your cash and belongings as well as deed me your property. I readily await death or the Rapture, and would gladly accept any riches you feel you won't need after the 21st. Now put up or shut up!
Not really

United States

#7 Nov 15, 2012
Hmmmm wrote:
The Mayans aren't exactly experts on predicting the future. If they were, they should have been better prepared for the Aztecs and various other tribes, the Spaniards, diseases, slavery, etc and still be a major civilization. Calendars are just a feeble attempt of humans to regulate and measure the concept of time and its passage.
As long as nuclear decay/reactions are occuring in the Earth's core, and the mantle stays fluid and moving, which causes the magnetic field around the Earth, we will be safe and just fine from solar flares. Electrical equipment? Well if it's not updated to fiber optic cable, or protected in a faraday cage, then mebbe not, but we lived hundreds of thousands years w/o electronic equipment, and can w/o it for a while as well, so no worries mate!
I'd be more concerned about political turmoil and war and super-bugs wiping out most of civilization. Life will continue on Earth until the core cools and the sun blows away the atmosphere, or engulfs it first.
you freaking retard you act like you know what's going on about everything you don't know shit Mr or mrs know it all if you knew anything you wouldn't be on topix acting like some kinda scientist
Name as it appears

United States

#8 Nov 15, 2012
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<quoted text>you freaking retard you act like you know what's going on about everything you don't know shit Mr or mrs know it all if you knew anything you wouldn't be on topix acting like some kinda scientist
Apparently "Hmmmm"s big words were just to much for you to comprehend. Your comment back to him/her is too funny! Bless your heart.

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#9 Nov 15, 2012
Not really wrote:
<quoted text>you freaking retard you act like you know what's going on about everything you don't know shit Mr or mrs know it all if you knew anything you wouldn't be on topix acting like some kinda scientist
...and you do?
GET obama OUT

Paris, TX

#10 Nov 15, 2012
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...and you do?
Oh my gosh! This is the second time I have agreed with you! The first time was when you posted as "Rollin"....
GET obama OUT

Paris, TX

#11 Nov 15, 2012
Not really wrote:
<quoted text>you freaking retard you act like you know what's going on about everything you don't know shit Mr or mrs know it all if you knew anything you wouldn't be on topix acting like some kinda scientist
Whoa, apparently it was well over your head. Jealous much? Are you Mayan or something? Are you supposed to have your bicycle paid off in January? They really know what they are talking about. If you have ever paid attention to anything in school during your 7th grade year, you may be able to comprehend some of the things they mentioned. Actually, they dumbed it down for you. Would you care for me to enhance it a bit?......I didnt think so.

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#12 Nov 16, 2012
GET obama OUT wrote:
<quoted text>Oh my gosh! This is the second time I have agreed with you! The first time was when you posted as "Rollin"....
Doesn't make you any less of a moron

Since: Jan 12

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#13 Nov 16, 2012
If Jesus comes back, let me know so I can be first in line to nail his ass back on the cross a second time.
you dont get it

Paris, TX

#14 Nov 16, 2012
Nobody Gets It wrote:
If Jesus comes back, let me know so I can be first in line to nail his ass back on the cross a second time.
When He comes back, all you'll know is that a bunch of people have disappeared. We won't be around to tell you He's returned, but you'll be able to draw your own conclusions. What will you do when science can't explain that one for you? I can't figure out why you're so mad at Jesus. What did He do to you besides love you and die for you?

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#15 Nov 16, 2012
you dont get it wrote:
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When He comes back, all you'll know is that a bunch of people have disappeared. We won't be around to tell you He's returned, but you'll be able to draw your own conclusions. What will you do when science can't explain that one for you? I can't figure out why you're so mad at Jesus. What did He do to you besides love you and die for you?
Personally I don't believe he ever actually existed, so I'm not mad at him. It was hyperbole. The point is that it hasn't happened and won't happen, because magic isn't real.
hehehe

Paris, TX

#16 Nov 16, 2012
Did any figure in the leap year extra day? You know the day has already past, right?
You dont get it

Paris, TX

#17 Nov 16, 2012
Nobody Gets It wrote:
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Personally I don't believe he ever actually existed, so I'm not mad at him. It was hyperbole. The point is that it hasn't happened and won't happen, because magic isn't real.
Whoever said the return of Jesus was magic? Why would you want to nail somebody to a cross if you're not mad at him? Hyperbole usually has some sort of ironic point. I don't get yours. I do wonder what you're going to explain your words to Jesus when you bow before Him. Maybe something will "magically" come to your lips.
what

Paris, TX

#18 Nov 16, 2012
you dont get it wrote:
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When He comes back, all you'll know is that a bunch of people have disappeared. We won't be around to tell you He's returned, but you'll be able to draw your own conclusions. What will you do when science can't explain that one for you? I can't figure out why you're so mad at Jesus. What did He do to you besides love you and die for you?
What do you mean get science to explain? Science can explain almost everything to some degree, but its sure hard for you to put burden of proof on a made up fake magic and prove its not there. Most people would just take you to the mental hospital, but not us, we let you people walk around with us while you speak of a man watching you and some other guy that is bad that is out to get you. What does that sound like? Paranoid schizophrenia? You people took a mental health disorder and turned it into the most profitable business in the history of life on earth. To a point I almost want to give the church around of applause for getting people to believe it and then for getting them to give up most of their money because of the disease. The people that started religion were smart, they figured out the best most profitable con in the history of life. And have kept it going for thousands of years. Its at least good to see the number of church attendees going down every year, that means we are getting smarter as a society.
what

Paris, TX

#19 Nov 16, 2012
You dont get it wrote:
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Whoever said the return of Jesus was magic? Why would you want to nail somebody to a cross if you're not mad at him? Hyperbole usually has some sort of ironic point. I don't get yours. I do wonder what you're going to explain your words to Jesus when you bow before Him. Maybe something will "magically" come to your lips.
Paranoid schizophrenia is the disease you have. So what you are saying is when I die, I come back to life to talk to some dude about what he watched me do? Does he watch me in the shower? Sicko. Why is he watching me shower? You would think as busy as he is giving AIDS to babies in Africa he would leave me alone while I am in the bathroom. He is such a busy god. With all the earth quakes, wild fires, hurricanes and diseases he uses to kill innocent people you would think he would get tired and leave us alone for a bit. So god kills all these people, and that makes the devil bad???????? This devil dude doesn't seem like quite as big of an asshole as your lord does. You sure you didnt misunderstand something in the bible about who was the good guy and who was the bad guy? I think you are backwards worshiping a crazed killer who loves murdering children. You people make me sick.
LMAO

Caddo Mills, TX

#20 Nov 16, 2012
Not really wrote:
<quoted text>you freaking retard you act like you know what's going on about everything you don't know shit Mr or mrs know it all if you knew anything you wouldn't be on topix acting like some kinda scientist
One of the funniest and most ironic postings yet! Jay Leno should have his writers use this forum for some of his jokes.

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