What is your favorite Obama joke?

What is your favorite Obama joke?

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#1 Dec 3, 2008
Here are a few to get us started.
Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.

Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.

Q. Why won’t Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
A. It shows that he didn’t have a virgin birth.

Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama.

Q. Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he’s running out of George Bush jokes.

Q. Why will Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because she’s running out of other crazy things to do.

Q. Why wouldn’t Barack salute the American flag?
A. It was ours.

Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Carter doesn’t want to be the worst President in history.

Q. Why is Barack Obama so thin and scrawny?
A. If he were any heavier he wouldn’t be able to walk on water.
haha

Paris, TX

#2 Dec 3, 2008
What does Obama and JKF have in common?

Nothing.. yet.
haha

Paris, TX

#3 Dec 3, 2008
that was supposed to be JFK
Work not whine

Paris, TX

#6 Dec 3, 2008
Sorry... that was wrong I take it back.
Jumpin Jack Flash

United States

#7 Dec 3, 2008
Have you heard about the Barack Obama Quarter? They had to recall it because his lips kept getting stuck in the machines!
Cibil War

Paris, TX

#9 Dec 3, 2008
hahaha wrote:
Did you hear that Hallmark is coming out with a Barack Obama ornament??
So that everyone can hang the N from a tree
That is NOT EVEN funny. Why do you put stuff like this on here? Everytime I see a Tyler or Bogata ISP I look for an IDIOT. Woobie not talking about you.

Black Tommie Powder
tinker

Paris, TX

#10 Dec 3, 2008
Heard the senate called for all asassination attempts be stopped until Martin Luther King Day, so we will only have to celebrate one black holiday.
Jerry

Dearborn, MI

#11 Dec 3, 2008
hahaha wrote:
Did you hear that Hallmark is coming out with a Barack Obama ornament??
So that everyone can hang the N from a tree
Woobies you are a sick individual. And, YES, it is you. You post using a lot of different names, but the " haha's" give you away. Sick bastard!!!
Jerry

Dearborn, MI

#12 Dec 3, 2008
Work not whine wrote:
Sorry... that was wrong I take it back.
What are you trying to take back , Woobies????? LMAO
Work not whine

Paris, TX

#13 Dec 3, 2008
Cibil War wrote:
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That is NOT EVEN funny. Why do you put stuff like this on here? Everytime I see a Tyler or Bogata ISP I look for an IDIOT. Woobie not talking about you.
Black Tommie Powder
Cry me a river
Cibil War

Paris, TX

#14 Dec 3, 2008
Work not whine wrote:
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Cry me a river
Hey I love that song...(singing) Cry me a river..cry me a river..I've cried a river over you.

Black Tommie Powder
Joker

Paris, TX

#15 Dec 3, 2008
Q - What is the difference between SIMBA and OBAMA

A - Simba is an African Lion and Obama is a Lying African.
tinker

Paris, TX

#16 Dec 3, 2008
Joker wrote:
Q - What is the difference between SIMBA and OBAMA
A - Simba is an African Lion and Obama is a Lying African.
I don't care who you are...that's funny.
Jumpin Jack Flash

United States

#17 Dec 5, 2008
Obama has come up with a new drink for Christmas, its watermelon juice and vodka, he's calling it nignog!

Now thats funny right there.
Snookums

United States

#18 Dec 5, 2008
BREAKING NEWS! Statue of Liberty being torn down today! She is getting replaced with aunt jamima holding a chicken leg.
sherri

Plano, TX

#19 Dec 5, 2008
My favorite Obama joke...JOHN McCAIN A & SARAH PALIN

Since: Sep 08

Georgetown, TX

#20 Dec 5, 2008
Jerry wrote:
<quoted text>Woobies you are a sick individual. And, YES, it is you. You post using a lot of different names, but the " haha's" give you away. Sick bastard!!!
ya! Like you post under Jerry, Hizzoner and Lisa. You spew the same hate - the same immaturity - the same unwarranted "fluffed up" BS! Same fingerprint - doesn't take a friggin rocket scientist to figure your dumb azz out! Hell, it is so easy to figure you out a CAVEMAN can do it! Get it, Joker?

NOW go get back on your f_cking Lithium already you Bipolar B_tch!

Since: Sep 08

Georgetown, TX

#21 Dec 5, 2008
What is the difference between a Palin magazine and Obama (as in Michelle) magazine?

Playboy and National Geographic, respectively!
Redneck Hunter

Paris, TX

#22 Dec 5, 2008
Did you hear that the secret service invited all the rednecks for a coon hunt at the white house?
Jerry

Dearborn, MI

#23 Dec 5, 2008
Softball Player wrote:
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ya! Like you post under Jerry, Hizzoner and Lisa. You spew the same hate - the same immaturity - the same unwarranted "fluffed up" BS! Same fingerprint - doesn't take a friggin rocket scientist to figure your dumb azz out! Hell, it is so easy to figure you out a CAVEMAN can do it! Get it, Joker?
NOW go get back on your f_cking Lithium already you Bipolar B_tch!
lol. Still paranoid, I see. You are the one who needs to be on Lithium. you nasty HOE!. Lisa already told you filthy HOES that she is not me and I have told you as well. But you want it to be so you just keep on showing your azz. As far as Hizonner, I have no inkling as to what your delusional mind has conjured up now. I think your nasty V.D. has already absorbed your brain.lol. You better get off the computer and go on down to Motel 6. Your customers might not like to be kept waiting. that is if they have any brains left after you infected them . lol

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