want to be me
queen bitch

Exeter, MO

#1 Sep 29, 2012
I think its hilarious when you see your husbands "ex", and she has her hair cut like yours, and even called to see what colors I used in my hair!!! Then a little while later she goes psych on me and calls and calls me fat, ugly, and old!!!!! ouch!!! lol But, hey she's not be able to get my boobs and butt, so she cant copy that!!! No wonder shes soooooo upset. Maybe she needs a cheesburger and fries and live the meth. alone!!!! lol
queen bitch

Exeter, MO

#2 Sep 29, 2012
I think its hilarious when your husbands "ex", has her hair cut like yours, and even caled once to see what colors i used on my hair!! then little while later calls me going psycho on me, calling me fat, ugly, and old!!!! ouch!!! LOL. She cant seem to get my butt, no wonder shes sooooooo upset!!!! She needs to east a few cheeseburgers and fries, and leave the drugs alone!! bitch youll never be me, stop trying!!!
hen house

Paris, TX

#3 Sep 29, 2012
Ive seen your boobs and butt, not that great.
Clarabelle

Paris, TX

#4 Sep 29, 2012
queen bitch wrote:
I think its hilarious when you see your husbands "ex", and she has her hair cut like yours, and even called to see what colors I used in my hair!!! Then a little while later she goes psych on me and calls and calls me fat, ugly, and old!!!!! ouch!!! lol But, hey she's not be able to get my boobs and butt, so she cant copy that!!! No wonder shes soooooo upset. Maybe she needs a cheesburger and fries and live the meth. alone!!!! lol
Must be SOME guy to have chosen you!
queen bitch

Exeter, MO

#5 Sep 29, 2012
yes hes a great guy,too bad I took your man and your daughter!!! lmao NEXT
queen bitch

Exeter, MO

#6 Sep 29, 2012
oh and Clarabelle, sounds like clowns ne... how appropriate!!! So if you do know me, BlOW ME!!!
Hah

Paris, TX

#7 Sep 29, 2012
queen bitch wrote:
oh and Clarabelle, sounds like clowns ne... how appropriate!!! So if you do know me, BlOW ME!!!
Blow you? Ohhhh, so you're a tranny. Good thing she got rid of him if he goes for your kind.
Duh

Gainesville, TX

#8 Sep 29, 2012
I hate it when anyone says blow me...especially a woman.#1 it's beyond trashy,#2 if you are a woman you do not have a penis, which is required anatomy for this request! It sounds so stupid!!! Blow What? Ugh.....obnoxious. Grow up. That's all I have to say about this idiotic, trash tastic thread.
arm candy

Mustang, OK

#9 Sep 29, 2012
queen bitch wrote:
I think its hilarious when you see your husbands "ex", and she has her hair cut like yours, and even called to see what colors I used in my hair!!! Then a little while later she goes psych on me and calls and calls me fat, ugly, and old!!!!! ouch!!! lol But, hey she's not be able to get my boobs and butt, so she cant copy that!!! No wonder shes soooooo upset. Maybe she needs a cheesburger and fries and live the meth. alone!!!! lol
You sound classy. No wonder he's your ex. Dodged a bullet there didn't he.
hmm

Paris, TX

#10 Oct 3, 2012
Duh wrote:
I hate it when anyone says blow me...especially a woman.#1 it's beyond trashy,#2 if you are a woman you do not have a penis, which is required anatomy for this request! It sounds so stupid!!! Blow What? Ugh.....obnoxious. Grow up. That's all I have to say about this idiotic, trash tastic thread.
Blow me.
Heres one 4 U

Paris, TX

#11 Oct 3, 2012
arm candy wrote:
<quoted text>
You sound classy. No wonder he's your ex. Dodged a bullet there didn't he.
Yep he did!
Wink

Clarksville, TX

#12 Oct 3, 2012
I think it's hilarious when the ex's wife thinks you want your ex back when you have a much better life and better looking spouse now. It just shows how insecure your ex's wife is and it's so funny to know that she is so worried about it.
ytttttt

Paris, TX

#13 Oct 4, 2012
Wink wrote:
I think it's hilarious when the ex's wife thinks you want your ex back when you have a much better life and better looking spouse now. It just shows how insecure your ex's wife is and it's so funny to know that she is so worried about it.
Haha loved this! So true.
no name

Dunmor, KY

#14 Oct 4, 2012
Omg I know what u are talking about, my ex's woman is trying to look like me! Changed her hair color like mine & has let it grow out, lol.
so full of yalls selves

Odessa, TX

#15 Oct 4, 2012
Why would your ex want a chic that looks like his ex. Kinda morbid!
Yep

Paris, TX

#16 Oct 14, 2012
Wanted to be me. Did not get shit. But then you are nothing like me. Funny you think I would want him after you were with him. Quite hilarious because end really don't have a dime. Lol
Sad

Paris, TX

#17 Oct 14, 2012
I get tickled on fb reading posts from a particular mom that is always trashing he ex's drug addict ?wife? And calling her a whore,ect. My eyes roll because she has 3 kids by 3 different daddies!!!! THEN, HER pet peeve is kids not being able to differentiate between their, there and they're?!?! I always laugh wondering-- thinking about those poor kids not knowing who "daddy" is....him? Him? Or HIM!!!! Sad!!!!! Usually the stones that néed to be thrown should be at ourselves! Just saying.....
Hilarious

Paris, TX

#18 Oct 14, 2012
I know who you are talking about!!! LOL!!!! She HATES her but is pregnant with #4 and still hadn't figured it out!!!! She does think she's got her stuff together! Especially on parenting!
Too Funny

Paris, TX

#19 Oct 15, 2012
I thought I was the only one that thought that!!! Lol!!!!

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