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ex rev

Wolfe City, TX

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#145
Nov 9, 2012
 
A young man goes to confession and says, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's."

Soon after, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months."

This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?"

"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.

"Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."

At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon, a gorgeous, tall, drop dead gorgeous woman enters the sanctuary. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the Priest!

Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.

The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart. The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?"

The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies, "No, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes."
ex rev

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#146
Nov 9, 2012
 
A man is stumbling through the bush totally drunk and then he comes upon a Bishop baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the Bishop. The Bishop turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk,'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

'Yes I am' replies the drunk, so the Bishop grabs him and deeps him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, Brother have you found Jesus?'

The drunk replies,'No, I haven't.' The Bishop, shocked with the answer, deeps him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again,'Have you found Jesus, my brother?'

The drunk again answers,'No, I have not found Jesus.'
By this time the Bishop is worried and so he deeps the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.

When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs struggling for breath, the Bishop pulls him up. The Bishop asks the drunk again,'For the love of God, have you found Jesus?'

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the Bishop

'Are you sure this is where JESUS fell in?'
ex rev

Wolfe City, TX

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#147
Nov 9, 2012
 
A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.

The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."

"Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked.

"Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in."
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#148
Nov 9, 2012
 
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'"

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper." The father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear."
Tango Foxtrot

Paris, TN

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#149
Nov 10, 2012
 
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender says "What is this? A joke?"
His Brother

Brownsville, TN

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#150
Nov 12, 2012
 

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joan wrote:
Read graves county paper it states the church let him go until further investigation. Not the other way around. The PI only prints what they want which is not always the truth or is never even enters the paper.
Not really sure what point your trying to make there. I'm not concerned with what the Graves County paper publishes. As for the Paris PI - it's in the same category as most of your comments/posts on here.....People become less-intelligent after reading it.
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#151
Dec 8, 2012
 
The point is simple. Same story , 2 counties , to different papers ...' different information'. Just weird that Paris seems to try and protect certain people by withholding information. """ if we dont talk about it, it didnt happing,,, praise Jesus .
wondering

Paris, TN

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#152
Dec 21, 2012
 
Anybody know what happened in Court for Brian?? I think it was suppose to be Dec 19
dont ask me

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#153
Jan 28, 2013
 
This man was my Youth pastor for 3 years in Jackson, TN. He just had his second kid when this happened. People should not feel pity for him because he was fired from my church because of something similar. He did what he did and what he did was against God and the law.
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Paris, TN

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#154
Jan 29, 2013
 
so..... this is the SECOND TIME he did this??? Wow, I bet the church in Paris that hired him would have like to know that.
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Jackson, TN

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Jan 30, 2013
 

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dont ask me wrote:
This man was my Youth pastor for 3 years in Jackson, TN. He just had his second kid when this happened. People should not feel pity for him because he was fired from my church because of something similar. He did what he did and what he did was against God and the law.
That is not true! He was never fired for something similar. I do agree that what he did was against God & the Law but his leaving PHBC & ABC had nothing to do with moral failure. Please pray for his family & stop spreading false accusations. It's only by the grace of God that you or I are not in his same position.
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Jan 30, 2013
 

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wondering wrote:
so..... this is the SECOND TIME he did this??? Wow, I bet the church in Paris that hired him would have like to know that.
That is not true- you were just misinformed by the previous poster
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Jackson, TN

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#157
Feb 21, 2013
 
Has he gone to court yet?

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