disgusting topic: farts

disgusting topic: farts

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gigglefuss

Kingsport, TN

#1 Mar 28, 2013
Ever smelt a two year old fart just getting tenderized under a double quilted mattress cover only for it to smell like KFC double down? Yeah, when I get lottery rich I'm gonna hire a professional smeller before movin the mattress to point a to point b. So quick question, what is the most disgusting butt wind you've ever smelt.
Wutz

Kingsport, TN

#2 Mar 28, 2013
1 time I farted near a bonfire. Almost killed my dog...
rockytopzz

Paris, TN

#3 Mar 28, 2013
You people from Michigan? lol.
Paul

Tucker, GA

#4 Mar 28, 2013
Whenever I pulled my pecker out of your moms fartbox.
Wutz

Kingsport, TN

#5 Mar 28, 2013
@ rockytopzz How did you know? I'm from Flint. We call ourselves flintstones, and we do have a gas problem up there... I'm gonna go start a charity for it. Care to donate?
hccm

United States

#6 Mar 28, 2013
This is by far the funniest thing I've read in a while!!! Everybody needs a good fart and a good laugh!!!!!
madfonzie

Kingsport, TN

#7 Mar 29, 2013
Paul, It wasn't as bad as when I ripped one on ur dad's face. He gave great analingus, you motherfornicating nitwit.
Wutz

Kingsport, TN

#8 Mar 29, 2013
Well this got dirty fast...
Fudge

Cookeville, TN

#9 Mar 30, 2013
rockytopzz wrote:
You people from Michigan? lol.
How come you're no longer registered, Mr. Munster? When my wife farted, creamed corn came out of her butt.
Alfred

United States

#10 Mar 30, 2013
I once farted very loudly when I coughed.......right at the start of a prayer at the beggining of a FUNERAL SERVICE!!! Very embarrassing!!
Michigan Man

Cookeville, TN

#11 Mar 30, 2013
When I was in the 2nd Grade, a boy in my class farted during the Pledge of Allegiance.

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