Why don't they rent pigs?

Why don't they rent pigs?

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Just Saying

Bristol, TN

#1 Sep 11, 2012
Why not?

Kingsport, TN

#2 Sep 11, 2012
Just Saying wrote:
Why not?
Probably afraid the renter would eat them

United States

#3 Sep 12, 2012
LOL, ask the doctor, he will explain the sign for you. lol

Paris, TN

#4 Sep 12, 2012
because you can't return one with your d*ck stuck in it.
Ur mom

Henderson, TN

#5 Sep 12, 2012
Because u don't have to rent them. Just call the Police Station and they'll come for free!
Just Saying

Bristol, TN

#6 Sep 12, 2012
Such diverse answers. Which is correct. I just need to know why they don't rent them.

United States

#7 Sep 12, 2012
Because that would be considered prostitution in henry county.....

United States

#8 Sep 12, 2012
Ask Dr. Gulish! Its his sign, I am sure he will tell you the reasoning behind the sign! Lol
Just Saying

Bristol, TN

#9 Sep 12, 2012
Interesting. So does he have a swine operation?
just for your info

Springville, TN

#10 Sep 12, 2012
That is off of the tv show lonesome dove.The next time that show is on,Look at the sign that they load in the wagon when they start there trip to montana..
Just Saying

Bristol, TN

#11 Sep 12, 2012
Oh, very informative. So why don't they rent pigs?

Oak Ridge, MO

#12 Sep 12, 2012
OMG.... have you not seen Lomesome Dove?????

United States

#13 Sep 14, 2012
We don't rent pigs because we don't have pigs to rent, better to just say it up front.

Milwaukee, WI

#14 Sep 14, 2012
Sonic used to rent them all the time

Blackshear, GA

#15 Dec 19, 2012
Because you take a man that DOES like to rent pigs....well, he's hard to stop.
pig farmer

Plano, TX

#16 Dec 20, 2012
cause all u horny hillbillys do nuttin but have sex wif my pigs.
And jab

United States

#17 Apr 7, 2013
It's from a movie one of John Wayne's I think

United States

#18 Apr 7, 2013
What do you mean they don't rent pigs? It is called bribery. Don't you guys know anything?!!
What I heard

Springville, TN

#19 Apr 7, 2013
I heard that the reason they dont is , Back when they did rent pigs,The blacks would rent them and when they returned them, The pigs had Their pants down so low that you could see there ass crack,They oinked that black talk (NO WHAT IM SAYING?)Didnt want to work anymore ,Wanted a welfare check, Started voting Democrat And they wanted them big rims on there pig trailer !! Thats what I heard but I could be wrong !!

United States

#20 Apr 8, 2013
This thread is dumb even for topix.

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