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breakfast of champions

Fond Du Lac, WI

#27 Feb 5, 2013
Ounce of protein shot down the throat
Andrew Singer

Morgan Hill, CA

#28 Feb 5, 2013
breakfast of champions wrote:
Ounce of protein shot down the throat
This would have to be courtesy of the wiener dog as factless is a known castrato!
the fact king

Pana, IL

#29 Feb 5, 2013
breakfast of champions wrote:
Ounce of protein shot down the throat
Oh I'll shoot a lot more than one ounce of protein down your mom's throat......"I sail my boat from port to port.....every time I cum I produce a quart"......Just ask the cripples wife, purple chickens ex wife or even cu gal.......you don't think I go to her house just for the sandwiches do ya?????
Andrew Singer

Morgan Hill, CA

#30 Feb 5, 2013
the fact king wrote:
<quoted text>Oh I'll shoot a lot more than one ounce of protein down your mom's throat......"I sail my boat from port to port.....every time I cum I produce a quart"......Just ask the cripples wife, purple chickens ex wife or even cu gal.......you don't think I go to her house just for the sandwiches do ya?????
LOL. In your dreams, factless castrato!

Run along now. You have a customer at your wiener-dog-jacking emporium! Don't keep those little wieners all to yourself, now! Remember your business plan to be as wealthy as I am and to ride in an actual LIMO!! Just keep that limo in your mind and PUT DOWN THAT WIENER DOG!!

LMFAO!!
the fact king

Pana, IL

#31 Feb 5, 2013
Andrew Singer wrote:
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LOL. In your dreams, factless castrato!
Run along now. You have a customer at your wiener-dog-jacking emporium! Don't keep those little wieners all to yourself, now! Remember your business plan to be as wealthy as I am and to ride in an actual LIMO!! Just keep that limo in your mind and PUT DOWN THAT WIENER DOG!!
LMFAO!!
WOW only 6 minutes to respond TO YOUR KING....... All of topix now sees that I DO IN FACT OWN YOUR ASS......Dance for your king you monkey fucktard.......dance for your king......AS ALWAYS I WIN......HAHAHAHAH What a fucktard little monkey you are.......HAHAHAHAHA.
Pink Panties

Terre Haute, IN

#32 Feb 5, 2013
the fact king wrote:
<quoted text>WOW only 6 minutes to respond TO YOUR KING....... All of topix now sees that I DO IN FACT OWN YOUR ASS......Dance for your king you monkey fucktard.......dance for your king......AS ALWAYS I WIN......HAHAHAHAH What a fucktard little monkey you are.......HAHAHAHAHA.
I can't for the life of me think of that plant that smells like rotting flesh!!!
Andrew Singer

Morgan Hill, CA

#33 Feb 5, 2013
the fact king wrote:
<quoted text>WOW only 6 minutes to respond TO YOUR KING....... All of topix now sees that I DO IN FACT OWN YOUR ASS......Dance for your king you monkey fucktard.......dance for your king......AS ALWAYS I WIN......HAHAHAHAH What a fucktard little monkey you are.......HAHAHAHAHA.
Weren't you IGNORING ME???? HAHAHAHAHA!! You ARE whiny little BITCH! They have testicle transplants now. You might want to see if Medicare pays for that. Nothing to be done about that 1/8 incher of yours, though!

You can't help yourself, can you, factless?? I have so obviously WON at this game called life--I have EVERYTHING you desire. You pathetic little CASTRATO. Wipe the drool off your face and try to better yourself in life. Stop sucking the cock of the welfare state. Get on those clubfeet of yours and try to make SOMETHING, ANYTHING of yourself. Instead of the bum that you are.
Andrew Singer

Morgan Hill, CA

#34 Feb 5, 2013
Pink Panties wrote:
<quoted text>I can't for the life of me think of that plant that smells like rotting flesh!!!
It's called the carrion flower, genus Smilax, species in Mattoon known as Smilax factlessae--named after the naughty bits of factless QUEEN's mommy, BEFORE she was dead.

Hope that clears things up for everyone!
Mike Holloway

Saint Charles, IL

#35 Feb 5, 2013
You guys are jerks
the fact king

Shepardsville, IN

#36 Feb 5, 2013
yes mike but i will lick you like no other up and down up and down they don't call me deep throat for nothing and here if I come to Paris banfatjan will stomp a mud hole in my ass I get so horny thinking about it
sweetie

Tilton, IL

#38 Feb 13, 2013
i suckee suckee for twenty dollar!
Andrew Catherine Singer

Morgan Hill, CA

#39 Feb 13, 2013
the fact king wrote:
yes mike but i will lick you like no other up and down up and down they don't call me deep throat for nothing and here if I come to Paris banfatjan will stomp a mud hole in my ass I get so horny thinking about it
LMFAO!! And Mike, if you are ever in Mattoon, you might want to check out the factless-owned Lil' Douchie's Wiener-Dog-Jacking Emporium and Self-Service Car Wash where factless will be more than happy to "make you a sandwich"!!
doggy style

United States

#40 Feb 13, 2013
Mike Holloway likes me
Sikos

Casey, IL

#42 Apr 14, 2013
You all are all a bunch of sick individuals!!

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