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justaskin

Westville, IL

#1 Jan 24, 2013
Does anybody in this area dress up in costumes and do singing telegrams for v day??
Another Truth

Morgan Hill, CA

#2 Jan 24, 2013
justaskin wrote:
Does anybody in this area dress up in costumes and do singing telegrams for v day??
Oh, please, this is too easy!!

Can anyone says "fact king"? I know you all can!!!
DUCT MAN

Terre Haute, IN

#3 Jan 24, 2013
Another Truth wrote:
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Oh, please, this is too easy!!
Can anyone says "fact king"? I know you all can!!!
The fact king shows up as a dick head!!! That work for you?
justaskin

Fox River Grove, IL

#4 Jan 24, 2013
Go fig have a serious question and someones gotta be a douch about it.. if u dont have a answer, then keep ur retarded comments to urself
Another Truth

Morgan Hill, CA

#5 Jan 24, 2013
DUCT MAN wrote:
<quoted text>The fact king shows up as a dick head!!! That work for you?
LMFAO!! He wouldn't need a costume for that!
DUCT MAN

Terre Haute, IN

#6 Jan 24, 2013
justaskin wrote:
Does anybody in this area dress up in costumes and do singing telegrams for v day??
The fact king has a donkey show that will entertain up to 12 people
Another Truth

Morgan Hill, CA

#8 Jan 24, 2013
DUCT MAN wrote:
<quoted text>The fact king has a donkey show that will entertain up to 12 people
My sources tell me that is true, King! And his wife and daughter are the stars of the show! It is truly a disgusting spectacle but many are in to that sort of thing in Mattoon, I hear. As a matter of fact (lol), if you Google Mattoon, you will see that it is not only home to many child predators such as factless but it is also known as the Donkey Show Capital of the World. Attracts a lot of Japanese tourists too. Not sure what's up with that...
pipeline

Chicago, IL

#9 Jan 24, 2013
Mike Holloway
Another Truth

Morgan Hill, CA

#10 Jan 24, 2013
pipeline wrote:
Mike Holloway
Is that factless' real name? I understand from my sources that he will dress up as a wiener dog for Valentines day and show up and ass rape your significant other. And if you order this, you are more f*cked up than factless! Though, since it is the 21st Century, anything goes, I suppose.
justaskin

Cary, IL

#11 Jan 24, 2013
Whos that
Another Truth

Morgan Hill, CA

#12 Jan 24, 2013
justaskin wrote:
Whos that
factless Queen is a child molester from Mattoon, Il. His grandfather was the Mad Gasser of Mattoon, a vile villian who would sneak into the homes of the decent folks of Mattoon, after a huge meal of cheap-ass Mexican food, and fart throughout the houses of said good folk, inducing a toxic cloud that killed all inhabitants in a horrible, noxious, choking DEATH.

This is factless' pedigree.

Hope this helps!!
the fact king

Tower Hill, IL

#13 Jan 24, 2013
DUCT MAN wrote:
<quoted text>The fact king has a donkey show that will entertain up to 12 people
Now come on CRIPPLE you know I only book the shows & collect the cash YOU WIFE is the star of the show & talent (well along with mr ed) your just p*ssed because being a CRIPPLE you can't get it hard any more..... well at least your wife has the mule to fulfill her "needs" I mean it could be worst look at the purple chicken's ex wife she has to take comfort in the fact that her husband ran off with her boyfriend......I would say bend over bob (purple chickens boyfriend) is the REAL loser in all of this....Hey did your wife make enough money blowing the donkey to get your hover round fixed?????
Another Truth

Morgan Hill, CA

#15 Jan 24, 2013
the fact king wrote:
<quoted text>Now come on CRIPPLE you know I only book the shows & collect the cash YOU WIFE is the star of the show & talent (well along with mr ed) your just p*ssed because being a CRIPPLE you can't get it hard any more..... well at least your wife has the mule to fulfill her "needs" I mean it could be worst look at the purple chicken's ex wife she has to take comfort in the fact that her husband ran off with her boyfriend......I would say bend over bob (purple chickens boyfriend) is the REAL loser in all of this....Hey did your wife make enough money blowing the donkey to get your hover round fixed?????
Now, now, factless, don't be modest. Be proud of your wife and daughter! Hey, at least 2 people in your family are earning a living, albeit from sucking off Wilbur, the Amorous Donkey and Wal-Mart Spokesperson. Unlike you and the rest of your Klan, sucking off the swollen tit of the government. So, celebrate the industriousness of the women of your Klan!!!
the fact king

Tower Hill, IL

#16 Jan 24, 2013
banfatjan wrote:
well chomo looks like your looking for a date again gay boy 10 year boys dont do topix go back to your bathrooms
well well well....looks like the CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER made bail AGAIN.......please try to register this time they are getting tired of picking you up time & time again........
lnmfao

United States

#20 Jan 27, 2013
haopy wrote:
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I here he pokes his construction boy in the bung hole at eagle ridge
Who is he poking in the Chile ring
roster

Villa Park, IL

#21 Feb 1, 2013
lnmfao wrote:
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Who is he poking in the Chile ring
Lol
Catherine Andrew Singer

Morgan Hill, CA

#22 Feb 1, 2013
the fact king wrote:
o look the chomo is using my name again to spread his filth so hows the dog jacking business Mike H
My sources in Mattoon tell me factless' dog-jacking business has promise for once in his life--except he can't bear to let anyone ELSE jack his precious wiener dogs! If he would only put down the wiener dogs (and the 10-year-old boys, of course!) for once in his life he could be SOMETHING. Instead of the bum that he is.

Anyway, hope that answers your question regarding our little (and I do mean little--have you seen that 1/8 incher? Many 10-year-old boys HAVE!) factless QUEEN.
banfatjan

Terre Haute, IN

#23 Feb 2, 2013
stopped in matoon and saw a sign for the factless kings dog jacking business had a 10 boy hold the sign up
hold the Mao

United States

#24 Feb 2, 2013
lnmfao wrote:
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Who is he poking in the Chile ring
Seth Bercaw
Andrew Singer

Morgan Hill, CA

#26 Feb 3, 2013
the fact king wrote:
on v day i will be running a special anyone that brings in a wiener dog or a 10 year old boy will get a free jacking
LMFAO!!! Pray tell, what do you get if you bring in BOTH?

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