DUCT MAN

Terre Haute, IN

#1 Sep 26, 2012
The Fact King has little meat!!! That's why his wife ran off on him!!!
purple squirrel

Morro Bay, CA

#2 Sep 26, 2012
DUCT MAN wrote:
The Fact King has little meat!!! That's why his wife ran off on him!!!
True, King. That and all the wiener dogs and 10-year-old boys she found in his crib when she came home from her job at Walmart unexpectedly... Should have rode his trike to Motel 6!
DUCT MAN

Terre Haute, IN

#3 Sep 26, 2012
purple squirrel wrote:
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True, King. That and all the wiener dogs and 10-year-old boys she found in his crib when she came home from her job at Walmart unexpectedly... Should have rode his trike to Motel 6!
LOL
the fact king

Beecher City, IL

#4 Sep 26, 2012
DUCT MAN wrote:
The Fact King has little meat!!! That's why his wife ran off on him!!!
First things first there CRIPPLE my wife is in the kitchen WHERE SHE SHOULD BE making me some lunch........Now are you just jealous because SHE CAN RUN????? unlike that fat ass slut you married......Maybe if YOUR WIFE would quit fucking them DONKEYS she wouldn't limp when she walks......BUT HEY AT LEAST YOUR WIFE CAN WALK (even if she waddles when she does) CRIPPLE & purple cali pansy YOUR WIFE REALLY DID LEAVE YOU!!!!!! Please tell why she LEFT YOU???? did grow tired of finding you with your DADDY in the doggy style position......."sources " tell me me that's the only "position" in life you are able to hold (well other than the assistant night manager at McDonalds) & you even fucked that up (pardon the pun) when the REAL MANAGER walked in on you & the rest of the QUEEN BERETS holding your "drill weekend" in the restroom.......NOW THAT BOYS & GIRLS IS HOW YOU GIVE A VERBAL ASS WHIPPING.......take notes & maybe ONE DAY you will be as GREAT as your FACT KING..........the lesson is over.....FOR NOW.....
purple squirrel

Morro Bay, CA

#5 Sep 26, 2012
the fact king wrote:
<quoted text>First things first there CRIPPLE my wife is in the kitchen WHERE SHE SHOULD BE making me some lunch........Now are you just jealous because SHE CAN RUN????? unlike that fat ass slut you married......Maybe if YOUR WIFE would quit fucking them DONKEYS she wouldn't limp when she walks......BUT HEY AT LEAST YOUR WIFE CAN WALK (even if she waddles when she does) CRIPPLE & purple cali pansy YOUR WIFE REALLY DID LEAVE YOU!!!!!! Please tell why she LEFT YOU???? did grow tired of finding you with your DADDY in the doggy style position......."sources " tell me me that's the only "position" in life you are able to hold (well other than the assistant night manager at McDonalds) & you even fucked that up (pardon the pun) when the REAL MANAGER walked in on you & the rest of the QUEEN BERETS holding your "drill weekend" in the restroom.......NOW THAT BOYS & GIRLS IS HOW YOU GIVE A VERBAL ASS WHIPPING.......take notes & maybe ONE DAY you will be as GREAT as your FACT KING..........the lesson is over.....FOR NOW.....
Ah, yes, Little Douchie (aka, factless QUEEN) is back from his stint in the big house for jacking the Mayor of Mattoon's wiener dog. My sources tell me Big Bubba was so SAD when Jannie the Poo posted your bail. Who will give him those expert blowjobs NOW??? My sources reassured Big Bubba that you'll make another stupid-ass mistake again (like jacking the Mayor of Mattoon's 10-year-old son! Heard you tried that but he kicked you in the balls and you ran away!) and our Little Douchie will be back in the hoosgow servicing Big Bubba and all his friends. Big bubba says "hurry back, Little Douchie!".
Duct Man

Terre Haute, IN

#6 Sep 26, 2012
purple squirrel wrote:
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Ah, yes, Little Douchie (aka, factless QUEEN) is back from his stint in the big house for jacking the Mayor of Mattoon's wiener dog. My sources tell me Big Bubba was so SAD when Jannie the Poo posted your bail. Who will give him those expert blowjobs NOW??? My sources reassured Big Bubba that you'll make another stupid-ass mistake again (like jacking the Mayor of Mattoon's 10-year-old son! Heard you tried that but he kicked you in the balls and you ran away!) and our Little Douchie will be back in the hoosgow servicing Big Bubba and all his friends. Big bubba says "hurry back, Little Douchie!".
please excuse my sister she was kicked in the head sucking off Mr. Ed the horse of course. she just not right.. Obammas health care plan and the democratic party say they can fix her but she keeps getting worse. Maybe they need to just get her fixed... we don't need anymore running around those queer flying tree rats....
purple squirrel

Morro Bay, CA

#7 Sep 26, 2012
Duct Man wrote:
<quoted text>please excuse my sister she was kicked in the head sucking off Mr. Ed the horse of course. she just not right.. Obammas health care plan and the democratic party say they can fix her but she keeps getting worse. Maybe they need to just get her fixed... we don't need anymore running around those queer flying tree rats....
Hey, your sister IS excused, but you ARE NOT, my little Puppet!!! Now, we have a request for you to play "Friend of the Devil" by the Grateful Dead through that horn sticking out your ass. Who was that request from? Heehee, well, let's just say he's a HORNY old fart--and looking forward to seeing corruption, the factless QUEEN and Jannie the Poo soon in his domicile. Now, be a good little puppet and I'll give you some nice dog food you love if you do the Dead justice with your rendition. Dance, Little Puppet, dance and play for us!!!

YANK YANK YANK!!!
Voice Of Reason

Paris, IL

#9 Sep 30, 2012
Little Feat is a good band. I listened to them back in the day.

&fe ature=related
MILLBUR DUAME

Chicago, IL

#10 Oct 1, 2012
DUCT MAN wrote:
The Fact King has little meat!!! That's why his wife ran off on him!!!
Here we go again!
You like squirrm also MARRIED YOUR BETTER HALF,
NOW YOU HAVE NO FEET!
Took off!
purple squirrel

San Luis Obispo, CA

#11 Oct 1, 2012
Voice Of Reason wrote:
Little Feat is a good band. I listened to them back in the day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =VDp3Grz28mEXX&feature=rel ated
Did you ever listen to DuaMe Mills' band, Little Penis?

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