San Luis Obispo Tribune

Arroyo Grande, CA

#1 Jan 16, 2012
Hello. I am a writer for the San Luis Obispo Tribune. I have been contacted by students from Cal Poly San Luis Obispo with news of bestiality occurring in our Midwest, otherwise known as the Flyover States. I understand that a Mr. JAN BURNO is the leader of this so-called bestiality cult. Mr. Burno, would you please contact me, Thatwood B. Telling, at the Tribune? We are very interested in this dark aspect of a part of the country that most of us here in Cali have never visited and have no interest in, for reasons such as these described. Thank you Mr. Burno in advance!

Thatwood B. Telling
San Luis Obispo Tribune
DUCT MAN

Chicago, IL

#2 Jan 16, 2012
San Luis Obispo Tribune wrote:
Hello. I am a writer for the San Luis Obispo Tribune. I have been contacted by students from Cal Poly San Luis Obispo with news of bestiality occurring in our Midwest, otherwise known as the Flyover States. I understand that a Mr. JAN BURNO is the leader of this so-called bestiality cult. Mr. Burno, would you please contact me, Thatwood B. Telling, at the Tribune? We are very interested in this dark aspect of a part of the country that most of us here in Cali have never visited and have no interest in, for reasons such as these described. Thank you Mr. Burno in advance!
Thatwood B. Telling
San Luis Obispo Tribune
I am the bestest of the best beastiality queens. Why do you continue to over look me? You keep speaking about fly over states....HAH!how about ME ME ME The only fly over Gurly boy left in the whole usa!One day you will fly right into my trap & will have to agree, I am the best! The BEST of the beastiality queens in the world....THE WORLD! I just puts me a little honey on my special needs dong on a rope hanging around my neck & you will see what you described ABOVE is me, me, ME!!!!!
JAN BURNO ANAL ANTAGONIST

Arroyo Grande, CA

#3 Jan 16, 2012
DUCT MAN wrote:
<quoted text>I am the bestest of the best beastiality queens. Why do you continue to over look me? You keep speaking about fly over states....HAH!how about ME ME ME The only fly over Gurly boy left in the whole usa!One day you will fly right into my trap & will have to agree, I am the best! The BEST of the beastiality queens in the world....THE WORLD! I just puts me a little honey on my special needs dong on a rope hanging around my neck & you will see what you described ABOVE is me, me, ME!!!!!
Not sure what that post was all about but let me tell you, Mr. Telling, that I, JAN BURNO, QUEEN OF TOPIX, ANIMAL ANAL ANTICS, REAL AUTHENTIC PERVERT AND ANAL ANTAGONIST can give you the answers you need for your article on bestiality in the flyover states. Give me a call! I know it is too late to expect you to fly in with the CHITS to our JAN BURNO'S MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY ANIMAL ANAL EXTRAVAGANZA but we will be having soon the JAN BURNO'S PRESIDENT'S DAY ANIMAL ANAL EXTRAVAGANZA with our Special Guest, the GREATEST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND FELLOW ANIMAL ANAL ENTHUSIAST, GEORGE DUBYA BUSH. There you can observe moi and my fellow CHIT PERVERTS IN OUR ANIMAL ANAL ACTION!! Call me!

JAN BURNO, QUEEN OF TOPIX, ETC.....(I give myself multiple titles so I can fell important...)
DUCT MAN

Chicago, IL

#4 Jan 16, 2012
JAN BURNO ANAL ANTAGONIST wrote:
<quoted text>
Not sure what that post was all about but let me tell you, Mr. Telling, that I, JAN BURNO, QUEEN OF TOPIX, ANIMAL ANAL ANTICS, REAL AUTHENTIC PERVERT AND ANAL ANTAGONIST can give you the answers you need for your article on bestiality in the flyover states. Give me a call! I know it is too late to expect you to fly in with the CHITS to our JAN BURNO'S MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY ANIMAL ANAL EXTRAVAGANZA but we will be having soon the JAN BURNO'S PRESIDENT'S DAY ANIMAL ANAL EXTRAVAGANZA with our Special Guest, the GREATEST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND FELLOW ANIMAL ANAL ENTHUSIAST, GEORGE DUBYA BUSH. There you can observe moi and my fellow CHIT PERVERTS IN OUR ANIMAL ANAL ACTION!! Call me!
JAN BURNO, QUEEN OF TOPIX, ETC.....(I give myself multiple titles so I can fell important...)
We daffy's have our own party going on....who wants to go to the straight one? Not ME Me Me.
Jan Burno ANAL ANTAGONIST

Arroyo Grande, CA

#5 Jan 16, 2012
DUCT MAN wrote:
<quoted text>We daffy's have our own party going on....who wants to go to the straight one? Not ME Me Me.
Well, whomever you are impersonating the KING OF TOPIX, DUCT MAN, we CHITS do NOT WANT YOU AT OUR PERVERT PARTY! So, you will have to give up your desire for our 'CHIT-WOWAS' and slink back to your broken-down trailer park home. Only the good friends of JAN BURNO, QUEEN OF TOPIX, ANIMAL ANAL ANTICS, REAL AUTHENTIC PERVERT AND ANAL ANTAGONIST, are allowed at JAN BURNO'S ANIMAL ANAL EXTRAVAGANZAS. Sorry, you are on the B list. And that is not B for BESTIALITY, either, sonny!
DUCT MAN

Chicago, IL

#6 Jan 16, 2012
DUCT MAN wrote:
<quoted text>I am the bestest of the best beastiality queens. Why do you continue to over look me? You keep speaking about fly over states....HAH!how about ME ME ME The only fly over Gurly boy left in the whole usa!One day you will fly right into my trap & will have to agree, I am the best! The BEST of the beastiality queens in the world....THE WORLD! I just puts me a little honey on my special needs dong on a rope hanging around my neck & you will see what you described ABOVE is me, me, ME!!!!!
I ment dung on a rope...have no dong...that is my sad song!
Jan Burno ANAL ANTAGONIST

Arroyo Grande, CA

#7 Jan 16, 2012
DUCT MAN wrote:
<quoted text>I ment dung on a rope...have no dong...that is my sad song!
Well, my fellow PERVERT (or PERVETTE, not sure there in CHIT-TOWN most of the time! LOL!), you are more than welcome to shove a dung on a rope' UP YOUR CHIT-TOWN ASS at JAN BURNO'S MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY ANIMAL ANAL EXTRAVAGANZA if that is your desire. Moi, I'll stick with the CHIT-WOWAS! BWAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!! Woooooofffff!

JAN BURNO, QUEEN OF TOPIX, ANIMAL ANAL ANTICS, REAL AUTHENTIC PERVERT AND ANAL ANTAGONIST
DUCT MAN

Chicago, IL

#8 Jan 16, 2012
Jan Burno ANAL ANTAGONIST wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, my fellow PERVERT (or PERVETTE, not sure there in CHIT-TOWN most of the time! LOL!), you are more than welcome to shove a dung on a rope' UP YOUR CHIT-TOWN ASS at JAN BURNO'S MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY ANIMAL ANAL EXTRAVAGANZA if that is your desire. Moi, I'll stick with the CHIT-WOWAS! BWAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!! Woooooofffff!
JAN BURNO, QUEEN OF TOPIX, ANIMAL ANAL ANTICS, REAL AUTHENTIC PERVERT AND ANAL ANTAGONIST
Listen up you dirty lil' rag...you aint worth $19.99. Now get off of my beat. I am the treat! If you don't know me by now.....you will never ever know me at all. You aint invited to my ball!
JAN BURNO ANAL ANTAGONIST

Arroyo Grande, CA

#9 Jan 16, 2012
Everyone is invited to OUR BALLS (LOL!), no matter whether you can spell or not. You don't need to be able to spell chihuahua to shove one UP YOUR ASS! Call me!

JAN BURNO, QUEEN OF TOPIX, ANIMAL ANAL ANTICS, REAL AUTHENTIC PERVERT AND ANAL ANTAGONIST
DUCT MAN

Chicago, IL

#10 Jan 16, 2012
JAN BURNO ANAL ANTAGONIST wrote:
Everyone is invited to OUR BALLS (LOL!), no matter whether you can spell or not. You don't need to be able to spell chihuahua to shove one UP YOUR ASS! Call me!
JAN BURNO, QUEEN OF TOPIX, ANIMAL ANAL ANTICS, REAL AUTHENTIC PERVERT AND ANAL ANTAGONIST
WE NEED TO GET YOU HELP IF YOU GONNA BUILD YOUR BROTHER UP RIGHT!
JAN BURNO ANAL ANTAGONIST

Arroyo Grande, CA

#11 Jan 16, 2012
Yes, help is certainly needed for those of us with ASSWIPER'S SYNDROME. You see, we go through life unable to spell even simple English words and mangle our use of the English language but we CAN lead productive lives WIPING THE ASSES OF THE HANDICAPPED. So, for those of you CHITS with ASSWIPER'S, have no fear. You, too, can lead a productive life. Even if you can't spell! Bwaaaagggggghhhhhhh!!!

JAN BURNO, QUEEN OF TOPIX, ANIMAL ANAL ANTICS, REAL AUTHENTIC PERVERT AND ANAL ANTAGONIST
DUCT MAN

Chicago, IL

#12 Jan 16, 2012
JAN BURNO ANAL ANTAGONIST wrote:
Yes, help is certainly needed for those of us with ASSWIPER'S SYNDROME. You see, we go through life unable to spell even simple English words and mangle our use of the English language but we CAN lead productive lives WIPING THE ASSES OF THE HANDICAPPED. So, for those of you CHITS with ASSWIPER'S, have no fear. You, too, can lead a productive life. Even if you can't spell! Bwaaaagggggghhhhhhh!!!
JAN BURNO, QUEEN OF TOPIX, ANIMAL ANAL ANTICS, REAL AUTHENTIC PERVERT AND ANAL ANTAGONIST
I do what I have to do to keep my title!
Jan Burno ANAL ANTAGONIST

Arroyo Grande, CA

#13 Jan 16, 2012
DUCT MAN wrote:
<quoted text>I do what I have to do to keep my title!
Oh, I certainly understand about keeping your title, DUCT MAN, KING OF TOPIX. My title, JAN BURNO, QUEEN OF TOPIX, ANIMAL ANAL ANTICS, REAL AUTHENTIC PERVERT AND ANAL ANTAGONIST, is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT to me, also, and I would do ANYTHING (and I do mean ANYTHING, hee hee and, yes, that does involve rhinoceri!) to keep my title!

JAN BURNO, QUEEN OF TOPIX, ANIMAL ANAL ANTICS, REAL AUTHENTIC PERVERT AND ANAL ANTAGONIST
DUCMANBAN

Chicago, IL

#14 Jan 17, 2012
Jan Burno ANAL ANTAGONIST wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh, I certainly understand about keeping your title, DUCT MAN, KING OF TOPIX. My title, JAN BURNO, QUEEN OF TOPIX, ANIMAL ANAL ANTICS, REAL AUTHENTIC PERVERT AND ANAL ANTAGONIST, is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT to me, also, and I would do ANYTHING (and I do mean ANYTHING, hee hee and, yes, that does involve rhinoceri!) to keep my title!
JAN BURNO, QUEEN OF TOPIX, ANIMAL ANAL ANTICS, REAL AUTHENTIC PERVERT AND ANAL ANTAGONIST
Other people have a right to be on Topix with out having to sift through your personal garbage.YOUR KIND OF POISON RUINS IT FOR EVERYONE. STOP BEING SELFISH & LET everyone have freedom.

W
Norma Davis

Arroyo Grande, CA

#15 Jan 19, 2012
DUCMANBAN wrote:
<quoted text>Other people have a right to be on Topix with out having to sift through your personal garbage.YOUR KIND OF POISON RUINS IT FOR EVERYONE. STOP BEING SELFISH & LET everyone have freedom.
W
Yes, Jannie Poo, freedom. We know you believe in the FREEDOM TO SHOVE CRYING, SHRIEKING CRITTERS UP YOUR ASS. However, we on Topix are tired of sifting through posts about YOUR ASS to get to the all important posts about POPCORN. And that does NOT MEAN switching to posting about how much POPCORN CAN BE STUFFED UP JAN BURNO'S ASS!!! Now, please take your meds and stop embarrassing the rest of the PAYTON/DAVIS/BURNO/ASSWIPER KLAN.

NORMA DAVIS, KLAN MATRIARCH
DUCT Man Albert

Northbrook, IL

#16 Jan 19, 2012
San Luis Obispo Tribune wrote:
Hello. I am a writer for the San Luis Obispo Tribune. I have been contacted by students from Cal Poly San Luis Obispo with news of bestiality occurring in our Midwest, otherwise known as the Flyover States. I understand that a Mr. JAN BURNO is the leader of this so-called bestiality cult. Mr. Burno, would you please contact me, Thatwood B. Telling, at the Tribune? We are very interested in this dark aspect of a part of the country that most of us here in Cali have never visited and have no interest in, for reasons such as these described. Thank you Mr. Burno in advance!
Thatwood B. Telling
San Luis Obispo Tribune
This is my specialty! You hear me? How long am I to be ignored?
DUCT Man Albert

Northbrook, IL

#17 Jan 19, 2012
I created beatiality
Norma Davis

Arroyo Grande, CA

#18 Jan 19, 2012
DUCT Man Albert wrote:
I created beatiality
Well, you may have created 'beatiality' but my dear JAN BURNO, QUEEN OF TOPIX AND ANIMAL ANAL ANTICS, created the BEAT IN BEASTIALITY!!!! Now, that is the ONE THING we of the PAYTON/DAVIS/BURNO/CHIT/ASSWIP ER KLAN are proud of our Jannie for. At least she created SOMETHING! When she and the other CHITS are not soaking the TAXPAYERS for WELFARE AND FOODSTAMPS!!!!

NORMA DAVIS, KLAN MATRIARCH

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