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#44 Sep 25, 2012
I suspect u may have a mental disorder. For this reason I feel bad manipulating u any further. Its not right. Im sorry.
5milehill

Kirbyville, MO

#45 Sep 25, 2012
Before I lay down hoping to see tomorrow. I want to end with a joke.

When General McChrystal went to President Obama to turn in his resignation, Barack bitterly said "You'll probably intend to piss on my grave someday." The General replied, "No, Sir, once I'm out of this man's Army, I'm not standing in line for anything ever again!"

Good Night.
Edgar County Voter

Terre Haute, IN

#46 Sep 25, 2012
5milehill wrote:
Paradoxical Quote of the Day
"Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen." Now add this, "Many of those who refuse, or are unable, to prove they are citizens will receive free insurance paid for by those who are forced to buy insurance because they are citizens." Think about it when you vote in November!
VERY WELL SAID
purple squirrel

Arroyo Grande, CA

#47 Sep 25, 2012
Corruption wrote:
I suspect u may have a mental disorder. For this reason I feel bad manipulating u any further. Its not right. Im sorry.
No amount of "I'm sorry" or "Jesus, shove a buttplug up my ass!" from you is going to make any difference in that dark alley next week. You have condemned yourself to HELL with your wiener-dog jacking, 10-year-old boy sucking, LYING and just general DOUCHEBAGGINESS. God hates you, my sources tell me.

LOL.
purple squirrel

Arroyo Grande, CA

#48 Sep 25, 2012
5milehill wrote:
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You on the government tit too?

No, he just sucks off 10-year-old boys and wiener dogs. Which is why he is going to HELL next week upon his death. I TRIED to save his eternal soul. But corruption is just too much of a DOUCHEBAG for God.

Hope that clears things up for ya!
purple squirrel

Arroyo Grande, CA

#49 Sep 25, 2012
5milehill wrote:
Before I lay down hoping to see tomorrow. I want to end with a joke.
When General McChrystal went to President Obama to turn in his resignation, Barack bitterly said "You'll probably intend to piss on my grave someday." The General replied, "No, Sir, once I'm out of this man's Army, I'm not standing in line for anything ever again!"
Good Night.
And I'd finish my night with a Romney joke but his whole campaign has been one joke after another, so nothing could top that!

BAH BOOM!! I'm here all week. Tip your waitress well!
Corruption

United States

#50 Sep 25, 2012
Im sorry..im so scared now of dark alleys.

LOL.
DUCT MAN

Terre Haute, IN

#51 Sep 26, 2012
Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands & knees
He said "Hey momma, hey let me check your oil alright?"
She said "No, no honey, not tonite,
Comeback Monday, yeah you comeback Tuesday, then I might."

I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?
My Juanita. I said Juanita, my sweet taquita,
What are you up to? My Juanita.

Well, I don't want nobody who wont dive for dimes.
Don't want no speed carball cause I die tryin.
Throw me line, throw me a dime.
Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues.
I hear you moan, I hear you moan--moan
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/l/little+feat/fat+... ]
Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and started to run.
Runnin down the street and yellin at the top of his lungs
"All I want in this life and time is some good clean fun,
All I want in this life and time is some hit and run!"

I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?
My Juanita. I said Juanita, my sweet taquita,
What are you up to? My Juanita

Well I put my money in your meter baby so it wont run down,
But you got me in a squeeze play on the cheesey side of town.
Throw me line, now show me a sign.
Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan, yea

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