"Ugly Men Make More Sperm During Sex"

[BarefootJoe]

Source: "Perth Now", daily newspaper at Perth Amboy, Australia, July 10, 2009.

According to researchers at the University of Oxford, and University College of London, England,
ugly men make more sperm during sex!

This comes as no surprise to those of us who are aesthetically-challenged. We get way more excited,
way happier, and are way more grateful than the jaded, Ken-doll types when we get to worship at the alabaster loins of some magnificent curvy specimen of the opposite sex!

[DeeSee]

BarefootJoe wrote:

Source: "Perth Now", daily newspaper at Perth Amboy, Australia, July 10, 2009.
According to researchers at the University of Oxford, and University College of London, England,
ugly men make more sperm during sex!
This comes as no surprise to those of us who are aesthetically-challenged. We get way more excited,
way happier, and are way more grateful than the jaded, Ken-doll types when we get to worship at the alabaster loins of some magnificent curvy specimen of the opposite sex!

BarefootJoe, too funny. I got a real kick out of this one. I hope you get many more posters I'd love to see the opinion on this. ;)

[Bustos]

I've been asked, while making love to my wife, why I'm grinning like a mule eating briars, and I never knew the answer until now.

[Jim-Bo]

BarefootJoe wrote:

Source: "Perth Now", daily newspaper at Perth Amboy, Australia, July 10, 2009.
According to researchers at the University of Oxford, and University College of London, England,
ugly men make more sperm during sex!
This comes as no surprise to those of us who are aesthetically-challenged. We get way more excited,
way happier, and are way more grateful than the jaded, Ken-doll types when we get to worship at the alabaster loins of some magnificent curvy specimen of the opposite sex!

Great, I didn't think I was ugly until now.

[ABQ-The Big Sleazy]

Truly intelligent women are not swayed by looks, but by the kind of treatment they get from a man.

[Bustos]

I didn't read the article myself but I've read before that a man leaving the next day on a business trip will deposit much more sperm during sex the night before leaving. It might be a psychological thing and your subconscious telling you to load her up with your sperm for the duration of the trip.

For ugly guys, it might be the subconscious telling us we should be damned happy to get this, so enjoy. And, for us ugly and OLD guys, it's double jeopardy. It really could be the last diddling we'll ever do. Maybe that's why my eyes roll back in my head and I almost pass out and the old lady has to go for the cold wash cloth to bring me around. Uh, pass me them heart pills, hon. Now she's out jogging down the steet. Damn.

[ABQ-The Big Sleazy]

Hahaha. Actually laughed out loud on this one. And don't forget, as the Italians say: "Mangia!"

Bustos wrote:

I didn't read the article myself but I've read before that a man leaving the next day on a business trip will deposit much more sperm during sex the night before leaving. It might be a psychological thing and your subconscious telling you to load her up with your sperm for the duration of the trip.
For ugly guys, it might be the subconscious telling us we should be damned happy to get this, so enjoy. And, for us ugly and OLD guys, it's double jeopardy. It really could be the last diddling we'll ever do. Maybe that's why my eyes roll back in my head and I almost pass out and the old lady has to go for the cold wash cloth to bring me around. Uh, pass me them heart pills, hon. Now she's out jogging down the steet. Damn.

[Jim-Bo]

Really ugly guys may not be used to it, thus finishing long before they want to. They might get too excited.

[Bustos]

Jim-Bo wrote:

Really ugly guys may not be used to it, thus finishing long before they want to. They might get too excited.

Been there...done that.:-)

[umbrae pulvisque]

It is true that "target fixation" can lead to premature firing of rockets and/or cannon, but the disciplined pilot can overcome this by thinking about the garbage scowls of New Jersey, or some other non-stimulating mental aide.

Jim-Bo wrote:

Really ugly guys may not be used to it, thus finishing long before they want to. They might get too excited.

[Bustos]

And the age old technique known to rocket men all over the world, a good firm squeeze at the base of said rocket can make the flame die down somewhat, thereby allowing the rocket to fire when the Maestro so dictates.

[Jim-Bo]

Or you can ask your partner to give you a good hard kick to the ball sack, that can calm you down alittle.

Another trick I use, I prentend for a moment that I am with Hillary Clinton. Course then my partner gets upset when I jump up and go "EEWWWW !!!". But Hillary clinton can turn any fishing pole to a gummy worm.

The last time it had been a while since I had any space travel, my rocket fired before the launch sequence ended, but that was ok, because it launched 6 more times after that.

[DeeSee]

Jim-Bo wrote:

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Great, I didn't think I was ugly until now.

Stop, you are not ugly. I got your email, just trying to find the 1/2 hour to sit and write.

[DeeSee]

ABQ-The Big Sleazy wrote:

Truly intelligent women are not swayed by looks, but by the kind of treatment they get from a man.

I agree ABQ-The Big Sleazy, in my humble opinion it is what is going on inside their heads and hearts versus what they look like. It has also been my experience that if you have enough intelligence, it will more than make up for any "lack" of looks that someone feels they may have. I know it is an old cliche, but it is true that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

[DeeSee]

Ok this is officially my favorite site. I am definitely getting good tips and laughs. Thanks so much to everyone...

[Bustos]

DeeSee wrote:

Ok this is officially my favorite site. I am definitely getting good tips and laughs. Thanks so much to everyone...

Hey DeeSee. Watch out for the Jim-Bo guy! He'll charm the drawers off a nun, if you know what I mean.

[skinwalker]

my goodness, if you only had one fine-line in 10 years, yes, you would want to make this ONE special.....lot's of SPERM.....

[Jim-Bo]

Bustos wrote:

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Hey DeeSee. Watch out for the Jim-Bo guy! He'll charm the drawers off a nun, if you know what I mean.

Priests are easier than nuns.

[Jim-Bo]

DeeSee wrote:

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Stop, you are not ugly. I got your email, just trying to find the 1/2 hour to sit and write.

I got real busy too, school just started up again for me, I have been meaning to send you pics of Texas, but I haven't had time to dig through them.

[BarefootJoe]

I had my doubts about posting this thread, but seeing the kind of good will it has generated, and the fact maybe it might lead to something beautiful and lasting between DeeSee and Jim-Bo, I'm glad I did, don't cha now?! About that pressure at the base, I didn't know about that. I was told it was where the head met the shaft of the phallus, and it works, the only problem though is that THAT causes you to lose some of the rigidity and that is also not "a good thing", ;o)