how to pass hair follicle test in 3 h...
Chuck from arkansaw

Mountain Pine, AR

#46 May 17, 2012
I always figured if I was sober when I was interviewed, that's what they expected on the job......

However I have heard that if you submerge your entire head in a 5 gallon bucket of peroxide for 3 hours, you won't have to worry about any drug test.
samiam

Jonesboro, AR

#47 May 17, 2012
Where would you take a sample of hair to be tested? Would it show what drug?
rabbit

United States

#48 May 17, 2012
samiam wrote:
Where would you take a sample of hair to be tested? Would it show what drug?
There is a place in jonesboro that you can go to that will do hair follicle test but their not cheap they are over 100 but can't remember exact price turn onto nettleton go all way down over tracks and there a medical place on left side of road can't think of the name of the place either but that's only place I know of you can walk in and get one around here! So you can try all the stuff and then go test it to see if it works before you take one then let everyone know what works lol or just stay off the drugs and wont have to worry about it!
JustMe

Paragould, AR

#50 May 22, 2012
Blue wrote:
<quoted text>Yep works everytime, but you forgot you have to do it on Thursday night between the hours of 1:30 and 2:30, If ya do it at 1:29 you fail if ya do it at 2:31 ya fail, it has something to do with the gravitational pull from the moon at that time at night also heard it helps if you have a midget put the shampoo in while he is wearing purple pants and a green bow tie...
HEHEHEEHE! Tooo funny!
guest

Alexander, AR

#51 May 23, 2012
harry wrote:
First bleach your hair with peroxide, then get some clippers and put 1 guard on it and cut evenly all over. Then get a pack of disposable razors and foam your flat top and shave it smooth. Wax it and then your ready. Trust me this works youll pass clean!
Funny
Blue

United States

#52 May 23, 2012
JustMe wrote:
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HEHEHEEHE! Tooo funny!
It works I promis, But if ya cant find a Midget with the purple pants and green Bow Tie, I heard you can go to Wal-Mart and by 55 gallons of NAIR Now I know it only comes in small bottles so you would have to have 4 1/2 shopping carts full. also you will need at least 15 packs of razors. And a couple Ambien sleeping pills. Go home get the hair trimer out and set it to its closes setting and start at you feet, cut all the hair continue this until you get all the way to the top of you noggin, This is Important Do Not for get your eye brows and Eye Lashis, Make sure to get all nose and ear hair also. Then take your 55 gallons of Nair and pour into bathtub. Now take both of the ambien, get you a short length of hose and duct tape to the wall and duct tape in your mouth, wouldnt want you to drown in nair would we, Now lay down go on and go to sleep, reamin in the tub for at least 48 hours. One of the reasons for the sleeping pill is to allow you to sleep through the burn. Now when your 48 hours are up drain the tub and take as cold of a shower as possable, useing the strongest soap you can get, Lye soap works best. Scrub every inch of your body. get out dry off. Now this next step you dont have to do but might help your appearence. Get you a couple cans of turtle wax apply liberly and buff to a glowing shine, garentee to work...
winner

United States

#55 Aug 2, 2012
Tha shampoo does work I did it at monroe u just got kno how do it right
Lisa

Longview, TX

#56 Aug 2, 2012
The only...I repeat..only way to pass is to not do illegal drugs ( or prescription med not prescribed to you). The kicker is the window of opportunity is about a week after you partake in a substance. It takes that long to settle in the cortex of the hair & grow. No shampoo can penetrate the cortex shaft & change the makeup of what is there.
Winner

United States

#57 Aug 2, 2012
I repeat u idiot i smoke evrryday i used tha shampoo and passed yes i did i rrpeat that

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bonehead

Marble Falls, TX

#58 Aug 5, 2012
do mushrooms and ecstasy,these substances are not metabolized by the body so it dosen't stay in your body long enough to be tested.

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Since: Aug 12

Glencoe, IL

#59 Aug 24, 2012
i would like to comment on all your postings..ive been trying to get a divorce since last dec. my husband has accused me of doing crack the whole time we have been married..yes i did do it but ive been off the drug for the last 5 yrs i learned my lesson by using. and he cheated on me that is why im divorcing him anyways long story short..we went to court last wk and he got a court order to do a hairfollicle drug test to prove i was doing drugs just so he doesnt have to pay well took the test and yes im proud to say i did pass and ive been drug clean for the last 5 yrs now hes eating crow and he looks like the ass not me so good luck and im not saying drugs are ok but im sure everyone has tried some kind of illegal drug or maybe not.
Someofyallaredum basses

United States

#60 Aug 28, 2012
This person asked for help on a certain topic. I don't remember them asking for your stupid advice about "just don't do drugs and it won't be in your system". If you don't have a solution to the problem then simply shut the hell up!!' we are all grown ups, let's start acting like one .
Ladyhawke wrote:
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Drugs enter the system, and are in the hair shaft. When cutting hair for drug testing, the scissors are placed as close to the scalp as possible. When the hair is received at the lab, the personnel cut off 1/2 inch from the end cut from the scalp. This is equalivent to 3 months time.(it takes about 3 months to grow 1/2 inch of hair) The hair is disolved and the protein is removed. Remember, hair is made of protein. Whatever is left, is tested for drugs.
You cannot remove any drugs from your hair by any type of shampoo. And, just so you know, it does not made a bit of difference if you shave your head. They will simply shave your legs, armpits or groin area if necessary. However, if the groin area is used, it is done at a doctor's office.
So either way, you do drugs, you don't get a job. It's that simple.
lmao

Paragould, AR

#62 Aug 28, 2012
Someofyallaredumbasses wrote:
<quoted text>This person asked for help on a certain topic. I don't remember them asking for your stupid advice about "just don't do drugs and it won't be in your system". If you don't have a solution to the problem then simply shut the hell up!!' we are all grown ups, let's start acting like one .
The solution to the problem you f'n idiot is to NOT do drugs!!! Basic knowledge!! You may be an adult, yet your brain is so fried which has caused a major malfunction in something callled common sense! Dumbass!!
ALSOMELOVER

Lithonia, GA

#63 Sep 6, 2012
My brother has to test tomorrow! Wow a lot that has been said is to funny. He smoked last night!How dumb is that? He prayed for this job break and got it. It was like magic. Young stuff.

“Ms. Ladyhawke ”

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Since: Dec 08

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#64 Sep 7, 2012
I am not a "dumbass". I was replying to his request. Simple as that!!!
The Gospel

Mountain Home, AR

#65 Sep 8, 2012
My best advice to you is stop doing s**t that you need to take a drug test for, and you won't have to worry about it! Instead of trying to get out of it, grow up, do something with your life!

Your life will improve, you just might find a job, and you will have some money too!!!
The Gospel

Mountain Home, AR

#66 Sep 8, 2012
Ashley wrote:
Lol wow, the exact reason drug heads have no reason even working, they obviously aren't in the right state of mind to handle everyday tasks, much less a hard working job! I've made my fair share of screwing up in the past, and I'm not trying to condemn anyone, I just think these people need to get their life on track, rather than trying to hold down a job, while being on drugs, not cool.
I agree! They are also dangerous to others that they might work with those two weeks!

Its sad. Have you noticed how many people replied with an answer/cure for the original question? Are there really that many crack heads out there?

No wonder someone said, "youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
The Gospel

Mountain Home, AR

#67 Sep 8, 2012
Blue wrote:
<quoted text>Yep works everytime, but you forgot you have to do it on Thursday night between the hours of 1:30 and 2:30, If ya do it at 1:29 you fail if ya do it at 2:31 ya fail, it has something to do with the gravitational pull from the moon at that time at night also heard it helps if you have a midget put the shampoo in while he is wearing purple pants and a green bow tie...
You forgot the most important part! You also have to whistle "Free Bird," or it won't work!

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Since: Jun 12

Paragould, AR

#68 Sep 10, 2012
Ummmmmm look for a differet job!

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#69 Sep 10, 2012
Yup.

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