Man spotted riding bicycle with gator on shoulders

The 3-foot-long alligator on a bicyclist's shoulders was a real attention-getter. St.

[warmnfuzzyguy]

Man walks into bar with 3-foot gator on shoulders.
Bartender yells: Hey, get that stupid, ugly, snaggletoothed THING outta my bar!
Gator says: Sorry, I'll leave him in the parking lot.

[Church Slave]

Another potential natural selection story.

[Harley Homey]

That wasn't a gator!!!!

It was me!!!!

[Smarty Pants]

Whole new meaning of Gator-ade !

[EraserX]

Some people will do anything to ride in the carpool lane.

[Smarty Pants]

I've seen some Mexicans ride a bike while wearing gator-skin boots !

[Buzz Singe]

The gator liked the smell of the man's farts.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_may2006/1stHyb...

[tiger_-_dad]

At least he did not have a small one in his pants. You would not believe all the trouble that a small gator can get into, while travelling down in a guy's pants.

[DILF]

EraserX wrote:

Some people will do anything to ride in the carpool lane.

As long as "those people" stay out of the GENE pool I'm OK with it..........lol

[Smarty Pants]

Since that man couldn't get a date while only having a bicycle .....

[tallyho]

I dare you to knock it off

[Smarty Pants]

Kinky suspicions ....

[girlbinbad]

a druggy with a gator!

You planning on smoking it or eating it?

Would've made a cool bong.....

[Smarty Pants]

girlbinbad wrote:

a druggy with a gator!
You planning on smoking it or eating it?
Would've made a cool bong.....

Gator skin bongs ? Wow at the hallucinations that may cause !

[Proff louie alternater]

Was it a red bicycle..?

[The Captain]

Big deal. I used to drive my boat with a cougar on my lap!

[Capn Greg]

The Captain wrote:

Big deal. I used to drive my boat with a cougar on my lap!

LOL, they are indigenous to lakes in the summer.......

[tallyho]

Capn Greg wrote:

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LOL, they are indigenous to lakes in the summer.......

that is nothing , I had my ex with me

[Proff louie alternater]

The Captain wrote:

Big deal. I used to drive my boat with a cougar on my lap!

(lmao)....(with the wind in my hair)...

[Capn Greg]

tallyho wrote:

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that is nothing , I had my ex with me

ah...... mmmmmm......... and the Cougar?:-)