Worth Days

[Gorrilla Head]

Once again Worth showed why it rules. What a primo fest, for free to. Lotsa hot biotches. I banged a few right there by the canal. What fest is next? Shout out to BongLung- represent

[Over 96]

Gorrilla Head.....YEAH right!!
Who did you actually banged at the Canal??

[Mohamed]

Worth fest was a bust. Too many Arabs.

[Gorrilla Head]

did so, a passing barge put its spotlite on us. made me notice her stubblebuns.

[Over 96]

Who was she....and YOU said....YOU BANGED A FEW RIGHT THERE by the Canal.....a few?? WHO..LIAR!

[Gorrilla Head]

GH doesnt kiss and tell. she lives in Worth ( or i know for sure she used to), about 35 or so, initials I think are C.S. Relax 96, what you think this kinda stuff doesnt go down? the other one im not too proud of therefore will withhold all details

[wow]

gorrilla head u do know that incest is wrong right?? u shouldnt go around bragging about it!

[Over 96]

GH.....I think you are dreaming.....I cannot see a 35 year old female doing that ...BY THE CANAL. AND you don't know where she lives....and initals C.S.....LOL Keep Dreaming...NO such female in our villiage..

[Gorrilla Head]

Allrighty then 96 , so you dont personally know a CS therefore there isn't one? an who are you anyhow, Fonzie? He who knows all the chicks by name? And Wow,incest? I missed the connection..Perhaps if you 2 stopped living your lives on the internet and actually got out, you would see what Gorrilla Head is talking about. Perhaps I will keep you abreast of my future endeavors so you can live your lives vicariously through Gorrilla Head. I cant help it that skanks just dig the effervescence of GH!

[Happy Gilmore]

Hey GH, you must be the guy leaving all the condoms, wrappers and bottles down where I fish by the waterfall?

[The Plastic Bag Man]

.....so I'm up at Worth Days when my buddy Donnie S. tells me he knows about a big party later that night. I say okay I'm up for it. He tells me its over at 88th and Harlem. The problem is we don't have a ride. Donnie just got his 5th DUI and some jerkoff stole my bike from the gas station. Donnie says he ain't going if we gotta walk. I tell him I'm going come hell or high water. I start by walking by myself north on Oak Park Avenue. I get to about Peaks Park when I decide I gotta take a leak. I always gotta take a leak when I get around there because it reminds of my younger days when I would relieve myself right in the water of the Worth Pool. So I'm relieving myself by the fence and daydreaming when a spotlight suddenly appears on me and I hear a voice on a loudspeaker say "Get your hands up Dirtbag!!" It's the cops.
So I walk over to the squad car and this cop that looks like Dave Wannstedt starts giving me a bunch of crap, but he eventually says he's gonna let me slide this time. He tells me its the second indecent exposure incident in Worth that night. He said the first was some low class scumbag doing an ugly chick over by the canal who both got away. I said no way - he said yes way. I asked the cop if he could give me a ride to 88th & Harlem. He said no and took off. I opened another warm can of Schlitz that I had hidden in my flannel and continued on to the party. Gorilla Head was not at the party so I gotta think he was telling the truth.

[Over 96]

YOU are something else GH......and YOU actually think having your buddy write a story about some guy banging a ugly chick will NOW make us all believe.
Well...if you want to live in a dream world go ahead....YOU don't have her name because there is NO name. Worth women are not like YOU say.

[Gorrilla Head]

Hey 96 what gives? I dont even know PBM... Or maybe I do (CR\Worth aint very big), however I dont know any cat by that moniker. We'll just let it go though as it seems to trouble you, All I was saying was WORTH DAYS RULED!!. Personnally this Plasic Bag dude disturbs me I mean he seems way F'd up. I think that he thinks that he is writing in a diary or some shiit...Oh yeah, so now you are vouching for every skank in Worth? Dam 96, what are you some kinda social worker? A modern day Worth Township Mother Teresa for woman with who like to have fun? The Bono against mono? Gorrilla Head aint out to hurt, maim or bad talk, Gorrilla Head just likes to rock -on.

[Over 96]

Okay then GH.....do what thrills you then. You are such a player. Chicks must dig you...and Worth chicks very much dig GH I suppose. SO you have almost a whole year until the next fest. Cool...start working out and then maybe you will be able to get somebody as sexy as my wife. YOU player you....

[Gorrilla Head]

Thanks for the kind words 96! Gorrilla Head does the whole fest circuit, so I keep myself in shape. Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do its usually something unusual. Anyhow, I gotta get back to town soon, Im sure some poor lil thing needs some lovin! And Im just the primate for the job!!

[oh brother]

Gorrilla Head wrote:

Once again Worth showed why it rules. What a primo fest, for free to. Lotsa hot biotches. I banged a few right there by the canal. What fest is next? Shout out to BongLung- represent

you are proof that you shouldnt drink the tap water in worth

once you start paying FPD taxes youll have no home to bang anybody

[Gorrilla Head]

I thought i saw some shlub on the Platic Bag Mans bike. He was heading toward the MWRD paths with a 40 of Old English 800. I threw some rocks at him but missed and hit a passing Lexus SUV.

[BongLung]

This is good streaking weather. Me and my ole lady may be tempted into a little runneth of nakedness.

[The Plastic Bag Man]

......so the key to a good streak is making sure you offend the viewer. Wear just cowboy boots or moon boots when you go. Be original. Streaking thru a bar parking lot on New Years Eve is great, but streaking thru a church picnic is better. I've had some real quality streaks. One of my best was outside of a party at a fancy house near Moraine Valley. They were a lot of rich chicks at that party. I did naked jumping jacks in the front yard right in front of the picture window. It was great. Some meatheads came out of the house and chased after me. One of them actually yelled out at me "Nobody streaks OUR party dude!!!" I didn't anticipate this and had to outrun them while naked and hide in the prairie off 107th Street and 88th Avenue. By the way, I was wearing a chewbacca mask at the time.....

[Gorrilla Head]

Oh no Plastic Bag Man ...say it aint so...
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