XSport Crestwood
Dr Justine

Palos Hills, IL

#1 Apr 16, 2013
Talk about a heap of trash. Today was the nail in the coffin of my Xsport membership. It served me well when I was a medical student, but now that I am finally graduated and making six figures, in my 20s, there really is no feasible excuse for me to still be sharing space with the miscreant garbage that attends this facility. I have finally - and I recommend this to all of you too - joined a concierge fitness facility; it's like $75-$100/hr, I signed up for 3x/week, where you get the entire gym facility TO YOURSELF with just the trainer. You don't have to tolerate the f*cking miserable public, asking "shahalalahblahahalalaha Jihad," er, I'm sorry, let me translate that from ARabic, "Can I use that machine alternating with you?" Tonight, I went there at 8:30. I went to park my car, and you can imagine my disgust/surprise when I had to drive around the entire facility twice and discovered not one single parking spot. When I left the hazards on in the handicapped space to go inside to demand to know what the front desk was going to do about this inconvenience, the douchebag had the audacity to recommend "going around into the Wal-Mart parking lot and cutting through the back." Um.. I don't walk. Secondly, I don't walk in 30 degree Tuesday night at 8:30 pm in the middle of nowhere; lastly, I don't *do* WAlmart, ever. How about this as a better idea: stop offering incentives to let any troll join who is capable of coming up with $20 a month, whether it's from scraping change together, stealing it, getting it from "they parens," or getting it from a Gubmint check. I've worked out at Xsport on and off for 12 years; for awhile it was the ones in the city, then Downers Grove, then Chicago Ridge. I started coming to the Crestwood Express location when it opened December of 2011 when I was on rotations at St. Francis hospital because it was closer - and for awhile, it was nice, not many people were there, it was actually less crowded than Chicago Ridge. Xsport can't just leave a good thing alone, can they? Over the months of "no enrollment fee this month only!" and "join and let your 15 illegal immigrant family members join for just $1 a month" the gym has successfully turned into Model UN, with every 3rd world country being represented. Who brings "they chillrens" to be dumped into a gym day care by the way? You're fat...you're not fooling anyone by making it seem the gym is such a priority to you that you find time for it even with children. Let's be real - you're 21, you probably have grandchildren already, and you desperately want to know what the feeling of having gratis services like an in-gym day care feels like. It's like, the closest people like you will ever get to belonging to a country club - and not the shoddy, crappy kind of public country club like Midlothian; a real country club, like Medinah or Crystal Tree. What's with all the mexicans who use this place too? You're all flabby. You don't know how to use the machines properly - you sit and talk to your friends on adjacent machines, or text people on your government cell phones, doing haphazard sets of reps with improper form. You'll do like, 4 reps, then take 15 minutes of break, then text/laugh/eat churros, then do 3 more reps. some of us are on call, pedro!! I don't have all day to wait for you to figure this out. Trust me - even if you did miraculously achieve a nice body, the fact you can't speak English, or have a remotely decent job, precludes any chance you or your friends would ever have with a girl like me. This place is f*cking trash, and I am so happy I never have to see any of you people again - that is, until the next time the landscapers or maid comes over, or I get rung up if I for some god awful reason have to stop in to Target for something. Good riddance, losers!
justsaying

Merrillville, IN

#2 Apr 17, 2013
Dr Justine wrote:
Talk about a heap of trash. Today was the nail in the coffin of my Xsport membership. It served me well when I was a medical student, but now that I am finally graduated and making six figures, in my 20s, there really is no feasible excuse for me to still be sharing space with the miscreant garbage that attends this facility. I have finally - and I recommend this to all of you too - joined a concierge fitness facility; it's like $75-$100/hr, I signed up for 3x/week, where you get the entire gym facility TO YOURSELF with just the trainer. You don't have to tolerate the f*cking miserable public, asking "shahalalahblahahalalaha Jihad," er, I'm sorry, let me translate that from ARabic, "Can I use that machine alternating with you?" Tonight, I went there at 8:30. I went to park my car, and you can imagine my disgust/surprise when I had to drive around the entire facility twice and discovered not one single parking spot. When I left the hazards on in the handicapped space to go inside to demand to know what the front desk was going to do about this inconvenience, the douchebag had the audacity to recommend "going around into the Wal-Mart parking lot and cutting through the back." Um.. I don't walk. Secondly, I don't walk in 30 degree Tuesday night at 8:30 pm in the middle of nowhere; lastly, I don't *do* WAlmart, ever. How about this as a better idea: stop offering incentives to let any troll join who is capable of coming up with $20 a month, whether it's from scraping change together, stealing it, getting it from "they parens," or getting it from a Gubmint check. I've worked out at Xsport on and off for 12 years; for awhile it was the ones in the city, then Downers Grove, then Chicago Ridge. I started coming to the Crestwood Express location when it opened December of 2011 when I was on rotations at St. Francis hospital because it was closer - and for awhile, it was nice, not many people were there, it was actually less crowded than Chicago Ridge. Xsport can't just leave a good thing alone, can they? Over the months of "no enrollment fee this month only!" and "join and let your 15 illegal immigrant family members join for just $1 a month" the gym has successfully turned into Model UN, with every 3rd world country being represented. Who brings "they chillrens" to be dumped into a gym day care by the way? You're fat...you're not fooling anyone by making it seem the gym is such a priority to you that you find time for it even with children. Let's be real - you're 21, you probably have grandchildren already, and you desperately want to know what the feeling of having gratis services like an in-gym day care feels like. It's like, the closest people like you will ever get to belonging to a country club - and not the shoddy, crappy kind of public country club like Midlothian; a real country club, like Medinah or Crystal Tree. What's with all the mexicans who use this place too? You're all flabby. You don't know how to use the machines properly - you sit and talk to your friends on adjacent machines, or text people on your government cell phones, doing haphazard sets of reps with improper form. You'll do like, 4 reps, then take 15 minutes of break, then text/laugh/eat churros, then do 3 more reps. some of us are on call, pedro!! I don't have all day to wait for you to figure this out. Trust me - even if you did miraculously achieve a nice body, the fact you can't speak English, or have a remotely decent job, precludes any chance you or your friends would ever have with a girl like me. This place is f*cking trash, and I am so happy I never have to see any of you people again - that is, until the next time the landscapers or maid comes over, or I get rung up if I for some god awful reason have to stop in to Target for something. Good riddance, losers!
You? a Dr.?? I hope you are better with Patients. A little or a lot SNOBBY are we? I'm not a health nut but you're mean.
rusty

Midlothian, IL

#3 Apr 17, 2013
justsaying wrote:
<quoted text>You? a Dr.?? I hope you are better with Patients. A little or a lot SNOBBY are we? I'm not a health nut but you're mean.
A lot snobby with a bettr than thou attitude. I would say you should move to the downtown area and work out your mighty muscles at the gyms there.
midloguy30

Midlothian, IL

#4 Apr 17, 2013
Dr Justine wrote:
Talk about a heap of trash. Today was the nail in the coffin of my Xsport membership. It served me well when I was a medical student, but now that I am finally graduated and making six figures, in my 20s, there really is no feasible excuse for me to still be sharing space with the miscreant garbage that attends this facility. I have finally - and I recommend this to all of you too - joined a concierge fitness facility; it's like $75-$100/hr, I signed up for 3x/week, where you get the entire gym facility TO YOURSELF with just the trainer. You don't have to tolerate the f*cking miserable public, asking "shahalalahblahahalalaha Jihad," er, I'm sorry, let me translate that from ARabic, "Can I use that machine alternating with you?" Tonight, I went there at 8:30. I went to park my car, and you can imagine my disgust/surprise when I had to drive around the entire facility twice and discovered not one single parking spot. When I left the hazards on in the handicapped space to go inside to demand to know what the front desk was going to do about this inconvenience, the douchebag had the audacity to recommend "going around into the Wal-Mart parking lot and cutting through the back." Um.. I don't walk. Secondly, I don't walk in 30 degree Tuesday night at 8:30 pm in the middle of nowhere; lastly, I don't *do* WAlmart, ever. How about this as a better idea: stop offering incentives to let any troll join who is capable of coming up with $20 a month, whether it's from scraping change together, stealing it, getting it from "they parens," or getting it from a Gubmint check. I've worked out at Xsport on and off for 12 years; for awhile it was the ones in the city, then Downers Grove, then Chicago Ridge. I started coming to the Crestwood Express location when it opened December of 2011 when I was on rotations at St. Francis hospital because it was closer - and for awhile, it was nice, not many people were there, it was actually less crowded than Chicago Ridge. Xsport can't just leave a good thing alone, can they? Over the months of "no enrollment fee this month only!" and "join and let your 15 illegal immigrant family members join for just $1 a month" the gym has successfully turned into Model UN, with every 3rd world country being represented. Who brings "they chillrens" to be dumped into a gym day care by the way? You're fat...you're not fooling anyone by making it seem the gym is such a priority to you that you find time for it even with children. Let's be real - you're 21, you probably have grandchildren already, and you desperately want to know what the feeling of having gratis services like an in-gym day care feels like. It's like, the closest people like you will ever get to belonging to a country club - and not the shoddy, crappy kind of public country club like Midlothian; a real country club, like Medinah or Crystal Tree. What's with all the mexicans who use this place too? You're all flabby. You don't know how to use the machines properly - you sit and talk to your friends on adjacent machines, or text people on your government cell phones, doing haphazard sets of reps with improper form. You'll do like, 4 reps, then take 15 minutes of break, then text/laugh/eat churros, then do 3 more reps. some of us are on call, pedro!! I don't have all day to wait for you to figure this out. Trust me - even if you did miraculously achieve a nice body, the fact you can't speak English, or have a remotely decent job, precludes any chance you or your friends would ever have with a girl like me. This place is f*cking trash, and I am so happy I never have to see any of you people again - that is, until the next time the landscapers or maid comes over, or I get rung up if I for some god awful reason have to stop in to Target for something. Good riddance, losers!
I think I am in love.
JDX

Mokena, IL

#6 Apr 22, 2013
I'm sure they are all just as happy that your gone.
Donna

Aurora, IL

#7 Apr 27, 2013
Good riddns, you prejudiced bastard. I'm sure everyone is glad you're gone.
Homeboy

United States

#8 Apr 27, 2013
Donna wrote:
Good riddns, you prejudiced bastard. I'm sure everyone is glad you're gone.
I agree with you. I am SOOOO tired of when a fellow Agrican American makes it big they forget where they came from and start busting on us normal blacks. They forgot where they came from and look down on the rest of us like they sre so much better.
I DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE

Blue Island, IL

#9 May 15, 2013
Dr Justine wrote:
Talk about a heap of trash. Today was the nail in the coffin of my Xsport membership. It served me well when I was a medical student, but now that I am finally graduated and making six figures, in my 20s, there really is no feasible excuse for me to still be sharing space with the miscreant garbage that attends this facility.
Well good for you doc, now you can take your six figure income and your snobby ass the hell out of there. You weren't too good for XSport while you were a student but now,...we're all beneath you, we're 'miscreants' huh? Time for you to 'move on up' to the North Shore or someplace like that and don't let the door hit ya in the behind when you leave bitch!
37 year resident

United States

#10 May 15, 2013
That's no Dr she's just a Evil Bitch!!
concerned taxpayer

United States

#11 May 15, 2013
Dr Justine wrote:
Talk about a heap of trash. Today was the nail in the coffin of my Xsport membership. It served me well when I was a medical student, but now that I am finally graduated and making six figures, in my 20s, there really is no feasible excuse for me to still be sharing space with the miscreant garbage that attends this facility. I have finally - and I recommend this to all of you too - joined a concierge fitness facility; it's like $75-$100/hr, I signed up for 3x/week, where you get the entire gym facility TO YOURSELF with just the trainer. You don't have to tolerate the f*cking miserable public, asking "shahalalahblahahalalaha Jihad," er, I'm sorry, let me translate that from ARabic, "Can I use that machine alternating with you?" Tonight, I went there at 8:30. I went to park my car, and you can imagine my disgust/surprise when I had to drive around the entire facility twice and discovered not one single parking spot. When I left the hazards on in the handicapped space to go inside to demand to know what the front desk was going to do about this inconvenience, the douchebag had the audacity to recommend "going around into the Wal-Mart parking lot and cutting through the back." Um.. I don't walk. Secondly, I don't walk in 30 degree Tuesday night at 8:30 pm in the middle of nowhere; lastly, I don't *do* WAlmart, ever. How about this as a better idea: stop offering incentives to let any troll join who is capable of coming up with $20 a month, whether it's from scraping change together, stealing it, getting it from "they parens," or getting it from a Gubmint check. I've worked out at Xsport on and off for 12 years; for awhile it was the ones in the city, then Downers Grove, then Chicago Ridge. I started coming to the Crestwood Express location when it opened December of 2011 when I was on rotations at St. Francis hospital because it was closer - and for awhile, it was nice, not many people were there, it was actually less crowded than Chicago Ridge. Xsport can't just leave a good thing alone, can they? Over the months of "no enrollment fee this month only!" and "join and let your 15 illegal immigrant family members join for just $1 a month" the gym has successfully turned into Model UN, with every 3rd world country being represented. Who brings "they chillrens" to be dumped into a gym day care by the way? You're fat...you're not fooling anyone by making it seem the gym is such a priority to you that you find time for it even with children. Let's be real - you're 21, you probably have grandchildren already, and you desperately want to know what the feeling of having gratis services like an in-gym day care feels like. It's like, the closest people like you will ever get to belonging to a country club - and not the shoddy, crappy kind of public country club like Midlothian; a real country club, like Medinah or Crystal Tree. What's with all the mexicans who use this place too? You're all flabby. You don't know how to use the machines properly - you sit and talk to your friends on adjacent machines, or text people on your government cell phones, doing haphazard sets of reps with improper form. You'll do like, 4 reps, then take 15 minutes of break, then text/laugh/eat churros, then do 3 more reps. some of us are on call, pedro!! I don't have all day to wait for you to figure this out. Trust me - even if you did miraculously achieve a nice body, the fact you can't speak English, or have a remotely decent job, precludes any chance you or your friends would ever have with a girl like me. This place is f*cking trash, and I am so happy I never have to see any of you people again - that is, until the next time the landscapers or maid comes over, or I get rung up if I for some god awful reason have to stop in to Target for something. Good riddance, losers!
You sound like my kind of woman and doctor!!!! You are a 20 something year old Ann Coulter. I love you!!!
Bye Bye Beotch

Arlington Heights, IL

#12 May 16, 2013
Dr Justine wrote:
Talk about a heap of trash. Today was the nail in the coffin of my Xsport membership. It served me well when I was a medical student, but now that I am finally graduated and making six figures, in my 20s, there really is no feasible excuse for me to still be sharing space with the miscreant garbage that attends this facility. I have finally - and I recommend this to all of you too - joined a concierge fitness facility; it's like $75-$100/hr, I signed up for 3x/week, where you get the entire gym facility TO YOURSELF with just the trainer. You don't have to tolerate the f*cking miserable public, asking "shahalalahblahahalalaha Jihad," er, I'm sorry, let me translate that from ARabic, "Can I use that machine alternating with you?" Tonight, I went there at 8:30. I went to park my car, and you can imagine my disgust/surprise when I had to drive around the entire facility twice and discovered not one single parking spot. When I left the hazards on in the handicapped space to go inside to demand to know what the front desk was going to do about this inconvenience, the douchebag had the audacity to recommend "going around into the Wal-Mart parking lot and cutting through the back." Um.. I don't walk. Secondly, I don't walk in 30 degree Tuesday night at 8:30 pm in the middle of nowhere; lastly, I don't *do* WAlmart, ever. How about this as a better idea: stop offering incentives to let any troll join who is capable of coming up with $20 a month, whether it's from scraping change together, stealing it, getting it from "they parens," or getting it from a Gubmint check. I've worked out at Xsport on and off for 12 years; for awhile it was the ones in the city, then Downers Grove, then Chicago Ridge. I started coming to the Crestwood Express location when it opened December of 2011 when I was on rotations at St. Francis hospital because it was closer - and for awhile, it was nice, not many people were there, it was actually less crowded than Chicago Ridge. Xsport can't just leave a good thing alone, can they? Over the months of "no enrollment fee this month only!" and "join and let your 15 illegal immigrant family members join for just $1 a month" the gym has successfully turned into Model UN, with every 3rd world country being represented. Who brings "they chillrens" to be dumped into a gym day care by the way? You're fat...you're not fooling anyone by making it seem the gym is such a priority to you that you find time for it even with children. Let's be real - you're 21, you probably have grandchildren already, and you desperately want to know what the feeling of having gratis services like an in-gym day care feels like. It's like, the closest people like you will ever get to belonging to a country club - and not the shoddy, crappy kind of public country club like Midlothian; a real country club, like Medinah or Crystal Tree. What's with all the mexicans who use this place too? You're all flabby. You don't know how to use the machines properly - you sit and talk to your friends on adjacent machines, or text people on your government cell phones, doing haphazard sets of reps with improper form. You'll do like, 4 reps, then take 15 minutes of break, then text/laugh/eat churros, then do 3 more reps. some of us are on call, pedro!! I don't have all day to wait for you to figure this out. Trust me - even if you did miraculously achieve a nice body, the fact you can't speak English, or have a remotely decent job, precludes any chance you or your friends would ever have with a girl like me. This place is f*cking trash, and I am so happy I never have to see any of you people again - that is, until the next time the landscapers or maid comes over, or I get rung up if I for some god awful reason have to stop in to Target for something. Good riddance, losers!
FYI, Midlothian is a PRIVATE Country Club.
Bye Bye Beotch

Arlington Heights, IL

#13 May 16, 2013
Dr Justine wrote:
Talk about a heap of trash. Today was the nail in the coffin of my Xsport membership. It served me well when I was a medical student, but now that I am finally graduated and making six figures, in my 20s, there really is no feasible excuse for me to still be sharing space with the miscreant garbage that attends this facility. I have finally - and I recommend this to all of you too - joined a concierge fitness facility; it's like $75-$100/hr, I signed up for 3x/week, where you get the entire gym facility TO YOURSELF with just the trainer. You don't have to tolerate the f*cking miserable public, asking "shahalalahblahahalalaha Jihad," er, I'm sorry, let me translate that from ARabic, "Can I use that machine alternating with you?" Tonight, I went there at 8:30. I went to park my car, and you can imagine my disgust/surprise when I had to drive around the entire facility twice and discovered not one single parking spot. When I left the hazards on in the handicapped space to go inside to demand to know what the front desk was going to do about this inconvenience, the douchebag had the audacity to recommend "going around into the Wal-Mart parking lot and cutting through the back." Um.. I don't walk. Secondly, I don't walk in 30 degree Tuesday night at 8:30 pm in the middle of nowhere; lastly, I don't *do* WAlmart, ever. How about this as a better idea: stop offering incentives to let any troll join who is capable of coming up with $20 a month, whether it's from scraping change together, stealing it, getting it from "they parens," or getting it from a Gubmint check. I've worked out at Xsport on and off for 12 years; for awhile it was the ones in the city, then Downers Grove, then Chicago Ridge. I started coming to the Crestwood Express location when it opened December of 2011 when I was on rotations at St. Francis hospital because it was closer - and for awhile, it was nice, not many people were there, it was actually less crowded than Chicago Ridge. Xsport can't just leave a good thing alone, can they? Over the months of "no enrollment fee this month only!" and "join and let your 15 illegal immigrant family members join for just $1 a month" the gym has successfully turned into Model UN, with every 3rd world country being represented. Who brings "they chillrens" to be dumped into a gym day care by the way? You're fat...you're not fooling anyone by making it seem the gym is such a priority to you that you find time for it even with children. Let's be real - you're 21, you probably have grandchildren already, and you desperately want to know what the feeling of having gratis services like an in-gym day care feels like. It's like, the closest people like you will ever get to belonging to a country club - and not the shoddy, crappy kind of public country club like Midlothian; a real country club, like Medinah or Crystal Tree. What's with all the mexicans who use this place too? You're all flabby. You don't know how to use the machines properly - you sit and talk to your friends on adjacent machines, or text people on your government cell phones, doing haphazard sets of reps with improper form. You'll do like, 4 reps, then take 15 minutes of break, then text/laugh/eat churros, then do 3 more reps. some of us are on call, pedro!! I don't have all day to wait for you to figure this out. Trust me - even if you did miraculously achieve a nice body, the fact you can't speak English, or have a remotely decent job, precludes any chance you or your friends would ever have with a girl like me. This place is f*cking trash, and I am so happy I never have to see any of you people again - that is, until the next time the landscapers or maid comes over, or I get rung up if I for some god awful reason have to stop in to Target for something. Good riddance, losers!
Doctor?? Haha, yeah right! FYI beotch, Midlothian is a PRIVATE Country Club!

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