Candidate for Mayor of Da' Ridge

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Since: Aug 10

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#1 Dec 5, 2012
I would like to formally announce my candidacy to be Mayor of this fine town. I promise to get the bars open til 4AM. I promise to put a keg on every fire truck for the Santa candy delivery. I promise to have a Christmas party for all the middle age bar dwellers, not just the kids and the old folks. I promise to keep all the apartments run down. I promise to make Plastic Bag Man head of police patrol on his bike. I promise to make Gay Sheep Dog in charge of animal control. I promise to make Sammy liquor commissioner.
Rich Ruge

Chicago, IL

#2 Dec 5, 2012
Can you promise to give Rich Ruge a pay raise for his Village Restaurant Inspector Patronage Job? Even though he didn't have a back round in being a health inspector he deserves a pay raise.

Hey does he get a pension too?

Since: Feb 12

Chicago Ridge, IL

#3 Dec 5, 2012
You've got my support. I can guarantee the vermin block. Just let me get first dibs on spaghetti night at the VFW hall.

Since: Aug 10

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#4 Dec 6, 2012
I will have to look into this Ruge guy but Possum, you can have the alley from Jesse's south to the Legion. I will appoint you Captain of the dumpster diving team.
Whatevo

Chicago, IL

#5 Dec 6, 2012
It is nice that Jessies named themselves after the ole homeless dude that use to live in that alley about 30 yrs ago. I understand some A-holes in Worth put drano in a beer can and gave it to him...

Since: Aug 10

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#6 Dec 6, 2012
Whatevo wrote:
It is nice that Jessies named themselves after the ole homeless dude that use to live in that alley about 30 yrs ago. I understand some A-holes in Worth put drano in a beer can and gave it to him...
You are an a$$ clown!
Happy Days

Evergreen Park, IL

#7 Dec 12, 2012
Rich Ruge wrote:
Can you promise to give Rich Ruge a pay raise for his Village Restaurant Inspector Patronage Job? Even though he didn't have a back round in being a health inspector he deserves a pay raise.
Hey does he get a pension too?
We know from the Presidential Election that apparently there are only two types of people in our country. People who are aggressive with their lives and show it through their hard work and party hacks who are apathetic and show it through receiving massive amounts of handouts. Oh happy days. Everybody wants to grow up to be like Tim and Jack.
Geesh...get.over.it!
Waynes World Hoveling

Chicago Ridge, IL

#8 Dec 12, 2012
Rich Ruge wrote:
Can you promise to give Rich Ruge a pay raise for his Village Restaurant Inspector Patronage Job? Even though he didn't have a back round in being a health inspector he deserves a pay raise.
Hey does he get a pension too?
Rich is in!
What's a back round? Oh, you learned from the Burpalizer!

Since: Aug 10

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#9 Dec 13, 2012
NutBag wrote:
I would like to formally announce my candidacy to be Mayor of this fine town. I promise to get the bars open til 4AM. I promise to put a keg on every fire truck for the Santa candy delivery. I promise to have a Christmas party for all the middle age bar dwellers, not just the kids and the old folks. I promise to keep all the apartments run down. I promise to make Plastic Bag Man head of police patrol on his bike. I promise to make Gay Sheep Dog in charge of animal control. I promise to make Sammy liquor commissioner.
Dont forget to vote for me!!
Me Off

Evergreen Park, IL

#10 Dec 13, 2012
Waynes World Hoveling wrote:
<quoted text>
Rich is in!
What's a back round? Oh, you learned from the Burpalizer!
Two of the Republicans in the House of Representatives have been kicked off the House Budget Committee, a rare move that could make it easier for the panel to advance a deal with Democrats to cut fiscal deficits. Don't you wish we could do that from the Ridge Village Board times 4? Why are the trustees beating the Department Heads over the Budget? Why don't they beat up the Budget Officer? Isn't he in charge of the Budget? Does Pugsley really want to fire Police Officer because we don't need them? What does Me Off think?
jacko

Joliet, IL

#11 Dec 13, 2012
Waynes World Hoveling wrote:
<quoted text>Rich is in!
What's a back round? Oh, you learned from the Burpalizer!


My ISP says Palos Heights but rest assured I am still the same Chicago Ridge moron double dipping pension GED flunkie idiot. Cheers!!
Parkside

Chicago, IL

#12 Feb 26, 2013
Where can I get me one of these nice pensions you idiots dole out like Santa giving away candy on the back of a fire truck

Since: Aug 10

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#13 Feb 26, 2013
Hey Possum, my lawn signs are in. I will drop them off at the dumpster for you.

Since: Feb 12

Chicago Ridge, IL

#14 Mar 1, 2013
I've been busy raiding the leftover food at Yummys. I'll hit the pavement this weekend for you.

Since: Aug 10

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#15 Apr 4, 2013
Ok the final push is on. vote for me and I promise to make more promises. Also pensions for everyone!
Oprah

Chicago, IL

#16 Apr 4, 2013
you get a pension and you get a pension and you get a pension and you get a pension....

Since: Aug 10

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#17 Apr 4, 2013
Thanks Oprah, glad to see we have the black vote!

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