Last year I did the very Politicall Correct ( and really long ) holiday greeting I found, absolutly haliarious.<quoted text>Hey bro, are you mad again? It's almost Christmas, time to enjoy the season. Be Happy! life is short. You sure seem to be thinking a lot. lol... Am I able to disagree on a Forum? lol...Which book bro?
I have been searching for the right seasonal greeting for this year. I have had several under consideration.
How about this one
"Whether you are offended by my saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, please take comfort in knowing that I donít really mean either"
Worthy of mention
"I sincerely hope your Christmas display does not incinerate your home and loved ones"
and one I got a laugh out of
"May you have a very white Christmas with your very white family"
But I suspect I will probably just go to the origin of the holiday
only problem with that is I end up having to explain it to people