No, my widdle tweenager, it's not satire. I know it's simply impossible for a zit factory to believe, but you are simply NOT the first to have had a thought. For however long humans have been here,(thousands or millions of years, your choice) the Rainbow Skidmarks have never been truly accepted. It's not in anyone's DNA and if it were, we'd have been gone long long ago.<quoted text>
I just know this has to be satire. You can't mean it.
This would be too funny, otherwise.
You call someone stupid, and then proclaim that that treating gay people with respect (or embracing them as valuable human beings) will cause every straight person to turn gay and stop breeding?
I think you would need some stats to back up this amazing claim. Have any?
Can't you see that, Junior? It's not beyond the grasp of first graders. How about you?
Sorry, but no points for that idiotic crybaby crocodile tears Kumbaya shit about "Caligula are pipple too!!!!" I never complain about what happens behind closed doors, what I don't know about. But I know about the militants and their Decadence. They don't want to be left alone. They get out in the streets with their trash, just daring somebody to do something, but the Common Man of course won't.
All I can do is wish you into the cornfield. But if it was in my power, Caligula, if....