Like Kimare, you like dirty talk. Frenching a dog? Where do you people come up with this stuff?
I've seen all kinds of people, gay and straight, who really like their dogs--who'll let them kiss (lick) them on the mouth. I always look at them and think, "You know, that dog was just licking his ass or his nuts."
Is that what you're talking about, ya geezer?
You straight people should hang around more gay people so that you can see that we live the same lifestyles as you; we just happen to be attracted to someone who is the same gender as us. That's the only difference.
If you needed a liver transplant, your body wouldn't know if it came from a gay person. Hell, you probably come into contact with gay people every other day and don't know it.
You admit gay sex is more like a dog compared to the vast majority of heterosexual sexual activity, and then call it 'dirty talk' when it gets exposed.
Your denial would be funny if it wasn't so extreme.