Now that was witty. I don't care who you are.<quoted text>
You didn't leave much of a choice, did you?
I live next door to a gay couple and they are excellent neighbors, just way too anal. God forbid my gardener blows a leaf into their yard! We have BBQs and they tell me gay jokes. They already heard all mine.
Here's a good one-
-"What would you call the Flintstones if they were gay?"
-Queers. HAR!HAR!HAR! Good one.