All I ever wanted was a Sandy vagina.<quoted text>
Oh Lordy, now you're making a HUGE ASSumption. I've never claimed that SSM is exactly the same as one penis/one vagina marriage. Frankly, I think it's better, but that's just my opinion.
I get to have my c*ck and eat it too, whereas you've just got a Sandy vagina.
But I got far more than I bargained for.