Why do lions lick their balls?<quoted text>How cute. A gay is wrapped in his own words. Gays are hated by their parents, yours hated you. Suicide is the result of this hate. Your dad was on the rag, and he made you into a monster. Mutation? Gosh, gays are mutations from cross bred pigs and apes. Doesn't work.
Because they can.
Why do lions like their backsides?
To get the taste of Christians out of their mouths.