Stop bowing, change your pants, pull yourself together and grow a set of balls! Don't be such a coward.<quoted text>
You are the great and mighty Rock Hudson of the internet.
I bow to your greatness. Please don't destroy me on whim.
I quivier in fear given your almighty presence. Even now I'm slipping on a pair of Depends for fear I might soil myself should you decide to berate me.
BAH HAH HAH!!!!!